The Proglodyte revolutionaries will be drawn from a population that:
Despises hard work
Has all but criminalized productivity
Takes pride in having no accumulated wealth or is ashamed if they do
Claims that the merest interference from outside influences is the reason for their every failure
Asserts they are unable to feed, house, clothe, educate and sustain themselves even in the best of times
Possesses an education that tends towards the subjective and immaterial arts
Considers deep-seated, intractable mental illness to be a badge of honor
Denigrates military service
Is contemptuous of the study of the military arts
Is terrified of personal firearms ownership
Scoffs at the notion of personal discipline
Considers the postponement of self-indulgence to the highest sin
Refuses to entertain the idea their schemes are anything accept infallible
By all means, Proglodytes, have your little revolution.