It could be entertaining. The happiest person at the DUmp will be the CalPig. She'll no longer be the world's worst poet.
And Amber will be posting some great photos from The Cheap Rig.
This sounds like fun, find someone that makes the balloon animals.
Cover them with torn up newspapers and a paste made from flour, water and some school glue. Let dry a week or so then paint, and/ or cover them with cheap modeling clay. Take small needle and prick the balloons inside and then bake at 225 for 20 minutes or less.
Cool then paint-------Girl Scouts back in 1960 project.
Sounds like she may be on her way to becoming a Scout Leader, now onward to carving ivory soap into ducks.