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She is now going to be an artist
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As of Thursday, I am now an Artist!

 That's right! I am now starting to make paintings, poetry, stories, jewelry! It is a special program that I have started that I work in a studio and I get 80% of what the items sell for. I am also going to do their Drama shop as well and they are looking at trying to help me get a new camera!
 
I was accepted on Thursday! I am celebreating! Oh, I still have my other part time job too!
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There is no way a place could supply the raw materials for such and only take 20% of revenue.
It is either an outright lie (most likely) or a heavily subsidized program for the mentally ill/retarded (almost as likely).

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80% of next to nothing is . . . pretty much nothing.
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2014, 07:10:50 PM »
"Celebreating"? ???
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2014, 07:35:42 PM »
"Celebreating"? ???

That's when you get drunk and dine well off of other people's money.
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2014, 07:41:25 PM »
"Celebreating"? ???

Sometimes DUmmies forget to breathe when they get so tied up in celebrating. Celebreating. (the e is silent)
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I am now starting to make paintings, poetry, stories, jewelry.

Artist, poet, writer, jeweler.

She is to all those things as nadin is to journalism.             

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3. Welcome to the club!


Club?  What club is that?  Artists?  More likely a club of mooching welfare queens.
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.....a heavily subsidized ["make work"] program for the mentally ill/retarded.....

I'll bet that's what it is.

Anybody here ever have Play-Dough as a child (I didn't)?

Was that stuff expensive, or cheap?
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I'll bet that's what it is.

Anybody here ever have Play-Dough as a child (I didn't)?

Was that stuff expensive, or cheap?

It cost enough that people came up with home made recipes for the stuff. 

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I guess boiling coffee beans wasn't paying out.  Time for a change of scenery.
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Bullshit! Unless it's one of those special "craft rooms" like the ones UGP used to frequent.

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There is no way a place could supply the raw materials for such and only take 20% of revenue.
It is either an outright lie (most likely) or a heavily subsidized program for the mentally ill/retarded (almost as likely).

That's my guess. Makework places, where mentally retarded people paint ceramic figurines, make pottery, or glue Popsicle sticks together into little models of Monticello. Gift shop in the front, sweat shop in the back, and a Handi-Bus stop right out front.
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Somebody tried to explain the concept of a consignment store to her, and she didn't quite get it.

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There is no way a place could supply the raw materials for such and only take 20% of revenue.
It is either an outright lie (most likely) or a heavily subsidized program for the mentally ill/retarded (almost as likely).

That's my bet.

When she went on bragging about her new, furnished digs and her coffee house job, I was fairly certain she landed in some sort of halfway house. If she is now also in some sort of subsidized art program as well, I am almost certain she is now a ward of the city of Tucson*. She may not be incarcerated, but she is on a very short leash.


* may also be a wart on the ass of Tucson, I have yet to confirm that.

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Amber has a place and wants a cat. Someone needs to send underground panther a bus ticket to Tucson.
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Amber has a place and wants a cat. Someone needs to send underground panther a bus ticket to Tucson.

But what if she wants a female cat?
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Amber has a place and wants a cat. Someone needs to send underground panther a bus ticket to Tucson.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:  H5 April!

But what if she wants a female cat?

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It is a special program

Notice how she left out basket weaving.
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Does anybody know what ever happened to Chief White Cloud? 

Crushed?  In jail?  Huggin' and chalkin'?   



She ran out of imagination and fantasy.
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I would imagine that in the next few weeks Amber, with her new camera, will be posting pictures of her artwork. I cannot wait.

And then there is her poetry. Speaking for myself, I live for the day that Amber posts snippits of her prose for our reading pleasure.
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I would imagine that in the next few weeks Amber, with her new camera, will be posting pictures of her artwork. I cannot wait.

And then there is her poetry. Speaking for myself, I live for the day that Amber posts snippits of her prose for our reading pleasure.
It could be entertaining. The happiest person at the DUmp will be the CalPig. She'll no longer be the world's worst poet.

And Amber will be posting some great photos from The Cheap Rig.

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It could be entertaining. The happiest person at the DUmp will be the CalPig. She'll no longer be the world's worst poet.

And Amber will be posting some great photos from The Cheap Rig.

This sounds like fun, find someone that makes the balloon animals.

   Cover them with torn up newspapers and a paste made from flour, water and some school glue. Let dry a week or so then paint, and/ or cover them with cheap modeling clay.   Take small needle and prick the balloons inside and then bake at 225 for 20 minutes or less. 

Cool then paint-------Girl Scouts back in 1960 project.

Sounds like she may be on her way to becoming a Scout Leader, now onward to carving ivory soap into ducks.


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That's my guess. Makework places, where mentally retarded people paint ceramic figurines, make pottery, or glue Popsicle sticks together into little models of Monticello. Gift shop in the front, sweat shop in the back, and a Handi-Bus stop right out front.

We have a place like that in our town.  I'm not sure what they make, but there's no gift shop.  For all I know, they heave the production into a dumpster out back at the end of the day.  I know they take daily field trips to the post office to get the mail, and they make a big to-do about it. 

I cannot wait for the poetry.