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Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« on: March 13, 2014, 12:18:40 AM »
With nearly all the top DUmmies refusing to post due to Skimmer's autoban hammer, we have to cast a little bit wider net to find DUmpworthy lunacy.

This contribution comes from democrat Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (DUmbass - TX).

Congresswoman Lee is best known for questioning NASA about the possibility of the Mars Rover visiting the site of Neil Armstrong's historic footprints.

She's also known for being recognized not long ago as the "Stupidest Person In The Western Hemisphere".

She is back:
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Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D., Texas) declared the U.S. Constitution to be 400 years old Wednesday on the House floor, which would mean it was signed in 1614.

“Maybe I should offer a good thanks to the distinguished members of the majority, the Republicans, my chairman and others, for giving us an opportunity to have a deliberative constitutional discussion that reinforces the sanctity of this nation and how well it is that we have lasted some 400 years, operating under a constitution that clearly defines what is constitutional and what is not,” she said.

That would be seven years after Jamestown, Virginia became America’s first permanent English settlement.

Lee is off by only 173 years. It was adopted on Sep. 17, 1787.
http://freebeacon.com/sheila-jackson-lee-thinks-the-constitution-is-400-years-old/

She has stiff competition from her friends Major Owens, who noted shark migrations follow the path of slave ships, and Hank Johnson, who worries that Guam may capsize, but once again it's Sheila for the win.

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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2014, 04:39:07 AM »
SJL is a colossal pile of steaming stupid.

But then again, she is a (D)Umbass.
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2014, 04:53:18 AM »
With nearly all the top DUmmies refusing to post due to Skimmer's autoban hammer, we have to cast a little bit wider net to find DUmpworthy lunacy.

This contribution comes from democrat Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (DUmbass - TX).

Congresswoman Lee is best known for questioning NASA about the possibility of the Mars Rover visiting the site of Neil Armstrong's historic footprints.

She's also known for being recognized not long ago as the "Stupidest Person In The Western Hemisphere".

She is back:http://freebeacon.com/sheila-jackson-lee-thinks-the-constitution-is-400-years-old/

She has stiff competition from her friends Major Owens, who noted shark migrations follow the path of slave ships, and Hank Johnson, who worries that Guam may capsize, but once again it's Sheila for the win.

Even though Major Owens died last October, she's still about as smart as him.
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2014, 05:55:24 AM »
But..

DAN QUAYLE!!!
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2014, 07:16:20 AM »
But..

DAN QUAYLE!!!

I have a lot of rspect for VP Quayle. After visiting all 57 states, I find that Dan still has a strong following...
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2014, 05:46:40 PM »
Last known subject for Sheila Jackson Lee was when she was nominated for Chief TSA Molester Head of Homeland Security

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014551731

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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2014, 06:18:42 PM »
SJL is a colossal pile of steaming stupid.

But then again, she is a (D)Umbass.

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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2014, 08:10:20 PM »
Being a black democrat means you don't have to be smart but the MSM will say you are anyway.
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2014, 08:43:06 PM »
Being a black democrat means you don't have to be smart but the MSM will say you are anyway.
Dang!! I wonder what teacher told her that tidbit of tomfoolery?? :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Strikes Again
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2014, 09:49:51 PM »
Dang!! I wonder what teacher told her that tidbit of tomfoolery?? :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

I'm sure it was a wire male one. Everything bad that blacks do is out fault. White privilege combined with an outie means all things bad is our fault. Of course all things good in our works that we did are due to everyone else.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.