With nearly all the top DUmmies refusing to post due to Skimmer's autoban hammer, we have to cast a little bit wider net to find DUmpworthy lunacy.
This contribution comes from democrat Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (DUmbass - TX).
Congresswoman Lee is best known for questioning NASA about the possibility of the Mars Rover visiting the site of Neil Armstrong's historic footprints.
She's also known for being recognized not long ago as the "Stupidest Person In The Western Hemisphere".
She is back:
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D., Texas) declared the U.S. Constitution to be 400 years old Wednesday on the House floor, which would mean it was signed in 1614.
“Maybe I should offer a good thanks to the distinguished members of the majority, the Republicans, my chairman and others, for giving us an opportunity to have a deliberative constitutional discussion that reinforces the sanctity of this nation and how well it is that we have lasted some 400 years, operating under a constitution that clearly defines what is constitutional and what is not,†she said.
That would be seven years after Jamestown, Virginia became America’s first permanent English settlement.
Lee is off by only 173 years. It was adopted on Sep. 17, 1787.
http://freebeacon.com/sheila-jackson-lee-thinks-the-constitution-is-400-years-old/She has stiff competition from her friends Major Owens, who noted shark migrations follow the path of slave ships, and Hank Johnson, who worries that Guam may capsize, but once again it's Sheila for the win.