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Offline Dori

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2014, 12:59:13 PM »
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23. Chia Pet!
 
You want a living thing, but you’re not ready for most of them. Try a Chia Pet, there’s nothing to be ashamed of!

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2014, 01:05:57 PM »
Quote from: Dori on February 28, 2014, 11:56:29 AM
I wonder if Amber ever got her therapy cat.  The one that's trained to watch her.

What kind of pet would be good for Loconuts?





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20. absolute bullshit. the cave is unspeakably vile.

I don't know how any of you can live with yourselves.

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2014, 02:53:15 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on February 28, 2014, 10:35:31 AM
I got: Wombat.
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Well, I got a sugar glider. Never even knew they could be pets and probably wouldn't get one if I had known. When I get another pet I'm going to get a Giant Green Iguana, there's so many that need homes because people buy them and don't realize how big they get and how much care they need. If I had the set up, I'd still be fostering rescued ones but you can't do everything.

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2014, 02:57:03 PM »
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2014, 07:13:56 PM »
Cockroaches. The dummies should get cockroaches. They could relate on a professional level.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2014, 07:42:16 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 28, 2014, 12:01:47 PM
The aforementioned rock.

Placed against his head, with intensive velocity.   :lmao:

Repeated as often as necessary.   :lmao:

Or maybe a pet hammer.   :hammer:
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2014, 04:16:25 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on February 28, 2014, 07:42:16 PM
Placed against his head, with intensive velocity.   :lmao:

Repeated as often as necessary.   :lmao:

Or maybe a pet hammer.   :hammer:

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2014, 06:26:28 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 27, 2014, 08:11:40 PM
DUmmies should have pet rocks......but they would starve it to death.

Exactly what I was thinking, minus the starve to death part. Awesome  :cheersmate:
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2014, 11:36:12 PM »
They pets they already do have in abundance.  Lice and bedbugs.

And don't forget earwigs!
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2014, 12:58:46 PM »
Every time I hear about DUmp pets, I think of UGP's last farewell posts, a classic DUmp quote:

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Later I cried my eyes out in mike's truck going to petsmart to get frozen rats for my snake.

Frozen rats and ghost chickens make great pets.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2014, 01:10:42 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on March 02, 2014, 12:58:46 PM
Every time I hear about DUmp pets, I think of UGP's last farewell posts, a classic DUmp quote:

Frozen rats and ghost chickens make great pets.
BS....snakes won't eat frozen rats.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2014, 01:50:27 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 02, 2014, 01:10:42 PM
BS....snakes won't eat frozen rats.

She probably just misspelled 'supper'.
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