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Offline Dori

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What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« on: February 27, 2014, 07:44:40 PM »
 It's another test....and I'm not taking it.  :rotf:

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Which pet should you actually have?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/which-pet-should-you-actually-have

Man I'm a bore. I ended up with a medium to large dog.

You sure it didn't say laughing hyena?

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1. Cat

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2. I got
 
Wombat. Why do I take these tests? I a) a sucker; b) stupid; c) should know better; d) take things too seriously. 

No kidding?
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3. seriously??

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr06/25/17/enhanced-buzz-16040-1393366751-7.jpg

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5. Hedgehog

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6. Ferret

That fits. They say people look like their pets.




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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2014, 07:53:02 PM »
DUmmies should have rats.

From Petco.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2014, 07:57:54 PM »
DUmmies should not be near any living thing.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2014, 08:11:40 PM »
DUmmies should have pet rocks......but they would starve it to death.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2014, 08:43:51 PM »
DUmpmonkey primitives shouldn't have one.
They can't seem to even take care of their own damn problems.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2014, 08:49:25 PM »
Perfect pet for liberals"

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2014, 08:52:39 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 27, 2014, 08:49:25 PM
Perfect pet for liberals"

sloth or

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Beat me to it.  :bawl:
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2014, 08:56:02 PM »
A starving Bengal tiger. The pet for every DUmmie.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2014, 09:07:04 PM »
I'm kind of the opinion that JohnnyReb is right.
Teaching the rock to "stay", might be above their pay-grade.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2014, 09:24:34 PM »
Do snazzola's hobo-crabs count as "pets"? How about that bald-tailed kitten he shares the Dumspter with?

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2014, 09:38:32 PM »
Guess which Dummy this belongs to.

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2014, 09:53:19 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 27, 2014, 08:11:40 PM
DUmmies should have pet rocks......but they would starve it to death.

Then, when they put a leash on it, they could use it as a weather rock. At least we'd get up to the minute accurate weather reports.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2014, 09:57:25 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 27, 2014, 08:49:25 PM
Perfect pet for liberals"

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ptarmigan

Rabbits
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2014, 11:31:06 PM »
Oh my, this may be a DUmmie to keep track of.

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10. A Boa Constrictor?
 
Ummm maybe not, I'm not a huge fan of snakes

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14. Frog??? Really?
 
I don't know how they came up with that, but I am definitely not a frog person.

Cold and slimy is a dead giveaway.

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18. I got a frog too
 
WTF??!! 
 


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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2014, 01:52:09 AM »
From the Amazon River, I think they should ALL have this pet:

The Candiru:




If I could afford it, I would pay even double, for trips to the amazon for the DUmmies, so long as they included large doses of swimming naked in the amazon - a stipulation which we all know they would see as a bonus. And, the Candiru being parasitic in nature, it and the DUmmies would bond closely and immediately, and not just in the physical sense. It could be the best action PHDD has ever had too... :lmao:

For those of you who may not know about this fish, you may not want to.

Not for the faint hearted rofl.

(On edit: Don't they already have a pet walrus shared collectively?)


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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2014, 03:07:38 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 27, 2014, 07:53:02 PM
DUmmies should have rats.

From Petco.

Rats were one of the first pets my boys had. They're friendly, hardy and easy to care for. They don't live long (although we had two females who lived for almost 7 years) but they're cheap enough that you're not out very much when they die. No vet visits, no vaccinations, etc.

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2014, 07:15:00 AM »
Starving, abused tiger???  :-)
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2014, 07:19:57 AM »
Quote from: SarasotaRepub on February 28, 2014, 07:15:00 AM
Starving, abused tiger???  :-)

Shouldn't that be a panther? :tongue:

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2014, 08:11:40 AM »
Black Mamba who we all know are very clingy and need lots of hugs.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2014, 10:23:22 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on February 28, 2014, 03:07:38 AM
Rats were one of the first pets my boys had. They're friendly, hardy and easy to care for. They don't live long (although we had two females who lived for almost 7 years) but they're cheap enough that you're not out very much when they die. No vet visits, no vaccinations, etc.

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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2014, 10:27:05 AM »
My uncle trained some of the best bird dogs ever in this area. He always told me that you had to be smarter than the dog to be able to train dogs....on those grounds, I'm sticking with my choice of "Pet Rocks" for DUmmie pets.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2014, 10:35:31 AM »
I got: Wombat.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2014, 10:38:56 AM »
Something that bites or stings.  A scorpion or a very nervous snake.
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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2014, 11:56:29 AM »
I wonder if Amber ever got her therapy cat.  The one that's trained to watch her.

What kind of pet would be good for Loconuts?



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Re: What Kind Of Pet Should DUmmies Have?
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2014, 12:01:47 PM »
Quote from: Dori on February 28, 2014, 11:56:29 AM
I wonder if Amber ever got her therapy cat.  The one that's trained to watch her.

What kind of pet would be good for Loconuts?





The aforementioned rock.
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