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O frabjous day! It's BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: June 28, 2008, 06:45:46 PM »
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Celebrity Foods Canned Bacon.  Although this product hasn't been on store shelves since K-Mart cancelled it more than a decade ago, join us in a opening a can of 20 year old bacon that was still just as fresh today as the day it was canned.

Watch this site for an announcement on the next generation of canned bacon - produced in Ohio under direct license from MREwholesalers.com, the exclusive importers of Red Feather Canned Australian Cheddar Cheese and Red Feather New Zealand Canned Creamery Butter.

The old:


The NEW!!!!!!!



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Fully Cooked, Ready to Eat, 12 Cans per case, 40 to 50 slices per can

MREdepot.com Exclusive!!

For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store!

More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we’re proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved).

http://www.mredepot.com/servlet/the-364/Yoder%E2%80%99s-Celebrity-Canned-Bacon/Detail

 :yahoo: :spork: :clap: :yum:

I just ordered two cases. 10 year shelf life.

Best Camping Food EVER!!!.




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Re: O frabjous day! It's BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2008, 07:07:42 PM »
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Celebrity Foods Canned Bacon.  Although this product hasn't been on store shelves since K-Mart cancelled it more than a decade ago, join us in a opening a can of 20 year old bacon that was still just as fresh today as the day it was canned.

You first.  I insist.  :-)
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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2008, 07:13:14 PM »
We used to hit K-Mart and get a couple of cans of this before heading out on camping trips way back in the dinosaur days. 

Even with my effed up stomach right now I am psyched! :-)




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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2008, 07:16:00 PM »
That's interesting food to be sure!

So how do you prepare it?
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2008, 07:26:50 PM »
It's already cooked and drained.
Just heat it up if you want, or eat it right out of the can.

My colon just flinched.
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2008, 07:28:38 PM »
Even with my effed up stomach right now I am psyched! :-)

My stomach is fully operational right now and I wouldn't go near that stuff.

But then again, my idea of camping is staying at a Motel 6 and getting Chinese take-out.  :-)

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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2008, 07:34:58 PM »
Is it crispy or soggy?  I am game for just about anything but soggy bacon grosses me out.
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2008, 07:35:30 PM »
It's already cooked and drained.
Just heat it up if you want, or eat it right out of the can.

My colon just flinched.

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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2008, 07:44:47 PM »
Is it crispy or soggy?  I am game for just about anything but soggy bacon grosses me out.

When it arrives I will crack a can open and post the results!

I suspect it is like the precooked bacon strips that you get at the grocery store and needs a little "Crisping" in the pan.




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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2008, 07:47:06 PM »








from the website.





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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2008, 07:53:27 PM »
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2008, 07:56:53 PM »
That just might be tasty.
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2008, 08:21:03 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2008, 08:49:21 PM »
I guess regular MRE's weren't torture enough,LOL.
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2008, 11:30:11 PM »

...

I've got a P-38 on my key ring. 


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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2008, 11:40:23 PM »
Dixie, your P38 appears to have a crack on it!! I've had one on my key ring for a couple or three decades.

Let's see....... 9 oz/ can times 12 cans = 108 OUNCES/16= 6.75 Lbs.

109.95 + 12.12 for shipping = 122.07. 122.07 divided by 6.75 lbs= 18.085 per pound!!! That's some SPENDY bacon!!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2008, 11:47:32 PM »
You're paying for R&D.  :-)

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More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we’re proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved).
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2008, 02:11:38 AM »
It's already cooked and drained.
Just heat it up if you want, or eat it right out of the can.

My colon just flinched.
H5 for that.  :-)



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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2008, 06:52:47 AM »
I guess regular MRE's weren't torture enough,LOL.

Hey, don't knock the new ones.  I bought a couple of cases for emergencies and just for shits and giggles tried one a month or so ago.  Not bad, actually.  Just make sure you get the post-1995 ones, of course.
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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2008, 06:53:59 AM »
Dixie, your P38 appears to have a crack on it!! I've had one on my key ring for a couple or three decades.

Let's see....... 9 oz/ can times 12 cans = 108 OUNCES/16= 6.75 Lbs.

109.95 + 12.12 for shipping = 122.07. 122.07 divided by 6.75 lbs= 18.085 per pound!!! That's some SPENDY bacon!!!!!

Dayum.  You can get a case of MRE's for way less than that.
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« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2008, 11:04:01 AM »
Dixie, your P38 appears to have a crack on it!! I've had one on my key ring for a couple or three decades.

Let's see....... 9 oz/ can times 12 cans = 108 OUNCES/16= 6.75 Lbs.

109.95 + 12.12 for shipping = 122.07. 122.07 divided by 6.75 lbs= 18.085 per pound!!! That's some SPENDY bacon!!!!!

Look at it the other way...

Between 2-3/4 and 3-1/4 pounds of raw bacon go into each can. This gets you between 35-40 cooked and drained slices of bacon.  Before shipping that comes to a little over 9$ per can.

Raw bacon... 5-6$ for a 2 pound uncooked package that will yield 22-25 slices.  Or 3-4$ for less than a pound that will yield you 11-14 slices.

Plus the canned stuff has a decade long shelf life. (You can add 4-5 years to that if kept at a cooler holding temp such as we have in our basement store room.)

Keep in mind this is for camping and for long term storage for emergencies.  And when you have a Bacon Emergency you need help STAT! ;)




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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2008, 11:07:22 AM »
Dixie, your P38 appears to have a crack on it!! I've had one on my key ring for a couple or three decades.

Let's see....... 9 oz/ can times 12 cans = 108 OUNCES/16= 6.75 Lbs.

109.95 + 12.12 for shipping = 122.07. 122.07 divided by 6.75 lbs= 18.085 per pound!!! That's some SPENDY bacon!!!!!

Dayum.  You can get a case of MRE's for way less than that.

80$ right now for current issue military MRE's plus 35$ shipping.

A-Pack civilian MRE meals run 60-65$ case with the 30-35$ shipping and have less durable packaging and shorter shelf lives.




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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2008, 03:52:40 PM »
yum! I love bacon. I like to put bacon on my bacon. :-)
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2008, 11:10:12 PM »
I fail to see why a person couldn't fry up their own bacon and can it themselves. I CAN see why it would last 10 years  with all of the nitrates and such in it...   ::)
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