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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2014, 08:56:13 AM »
Lurker and resident Aircraft Mechanic.  I travel all over to make sure all the planes are ready for when we load all of the DUmp to take them to the camps....and thats all I'm allowed to say about that.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2014, 08:56:34 AM »
Speaking of Doug, I found a picture of him at his new job. Glad to see he landed on his feet.



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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2014, 08:56:50 AM »
Lurker and resident Aircraft Mechanic.  I travel all over to make sure all the planes are ready for when we load all of the DUmp to take them to the camps....and thats all I'm allowed to say about that.

Do you work on helicopters ?
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2014, 09:02:20 AM »
Fixed wing. Not a rotor head (and I do not mean that derogatorily)
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2014, 09:02:46 AM »

In truth... when it's all said and done, are we all not Doug Bulna?



No we are not.

But sometimes worry we all might be steve numbers...
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2014, 09:03:13 AM »
I do best at finding pics to express my views.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2014, 09:12:50 AM »
I do best at finding pics to express my views.
Resident picsmith ?


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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2014, 09:18:38 AM »
Well, when I came on board as moderator--an offer that when Rebel extended it to me, it was a good thing I was wearing brown pants (given my then-reputation, undeserved I think, as a "loose cannon"), I was instructed that my job was to "grow" the forums I moderated, by always being engaged, by always interacting with members, by always posting stuff.

Quite different from the way dear old sweet Lu handles the cobweb-infested cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.

Unofficially, though, I suspect my job is to herd cats--but fortunately members are naturally courteous and considerate, and so herding cats isn't that much trouble, if trouble at all.

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2014, 09:20:39 AM »
Well, when I came on board as moderator--an offer that when Rebel extended it to me, it was a good thing I was wearing brown pants (given my then-reputation, undeserved I think, as a "loose cannon"), I was instructed that my job was to "grow" the forums I moderated, by always being engaged, by always interacting with members, by always posting stuff.

Quite different from the way dear old sweet Lu handles the cobweb-infested cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.

Unofficially, though, I suspect my job is to herd cats--but fortunately members are naturally courteous and considerate, and so herding cats isn't that much trouble, if trouble at all.



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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2014, 09:23:58 AM »
Mostly compliant Catherder ?

OK, that was a scary moment -- I thought you said "catheter!"
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2014, 09:25:29 AM »
OK, that was a scary moment -- I thought you said "catheter!"

Well if he was allergic to cats he might be a Catholic !
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2014, 10:02:49 AM »
The tag under my callsign says it all.

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2014, 10:14:27 AM »
OK, that was a scary moment -- I thought you said "catheter!"


HAHA that is what I saw on the first read....was like whaaaa....
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2014, 10:18:41 AM »
I'm the morale officer, I hand out Hi5s, pie, bacon, beer (really good beer like, Keystone), and finally I'm the one who puts up the Bikini posters in the halls (the gals get old Magnum PI calendars).

Don't y'all feel happier now?

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2014, 10:21:36 AM »
I'm the morale officer, I hand out Hi5s, pie, bacon, beer (really good beer like, Keystone), and finally I'm the one who puts up the Bikini posters in the halls (the gals get old Magnum PI calendars).

Don't y'all feel happier now?

HEHE you and I have VERY different ideas of good beer..
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2014, 10:24:18 AM »
I'm the morale officer, I hand out Hi5s, pie, bacon, beer (really good beer like, Keystone), and finally I'm the one who puts up the Bikini posters in the halls (the gals get old Magnum PI calendars).

Don't y'all feel happier now?
Yes.
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Needless to say you should keep up the good work !
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2014, 10:58:40 AM »
Like the Artillery Branch, I like to feel I lend an air of dignity to what would otherwise be seen as a vulgar brawl.

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« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2014, 11:00:43 AM »
Like the Artillery Branch, I like to feel I lend an air of dignity to what would otherwise be seen as a vulgar brawl.

I thought that was done by us zoomies and chairborne rangers? :confused:
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« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2014, 11:09:26 AM »
I thought that was done by us zoomies and chairborne rangers? :confused:

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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #45 on: January 12, 2014, 11:13:14 AM »
I cook up the bacon, and pour the beer.    :-)

That's probably what keeps Big Dog hanging around all the time.  :-)
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« Reply #46 on: January 12, 2014, 11:14:35 AM »
Vulgar brawler.
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« Reply #47 on: January 12, 2014, 11:17:54 AM »
My CC job is to show up and post on an irregular basis. Longer time members know me but the new ones think that I'm a noob. I guess that actually makes my CC job to be the old noob.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #48 on: January 12, 2014, 11:19:59 AM »
Forum housekeeping and banning people (mostly third-world spammers and the occasional DUmmy dickhead).

Also complaining about my cars/house/job.
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Re: As A Member In Good Standing What Is Your Conservative Cave Job ?
« Reply #49 on: January 12, 2014, 11:22:41 AM »
My job is to randomly piss off half the members of this site.
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