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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2014, 02:02:02 PM »
That's all fine and good, but it was me she was propositionin'.   :tongue:

Oh, I'll drink Yuengling as well! I'm doing the asking, he can pick the beer  :-)  I like their Chesterfield Ale.

And I've gotten pretty good at making a real Black and Tan (or Black and Blue, if you'd prefer).  Took lots of practice  :cheersmate:  :-)
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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2014, 11:17:30 AM »
Oh, I'll drink Yuengling as well! I'm doing the asking, he can pick the beer  :-)  I like their Chesterfield Ale.

And I've gotten pretty good at making a real Black and Tan (or Black and Blue, if you'd prefer).  Took lots of practice  :cheersmate:  :-)

Black and blue?
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2014, 11:54:39 AM »
Black and blue?

Guiness and Blue Moon
Piney Power!!

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2014, 12:00:47 PM »
Guiness and Blue Moon

Knock off this thread jacking immediately!  We're talking about Sea's sex life here.

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2014, 12:15:12 PM »
Guiness and Blue Moon

Oh my, that sounds lovely!   :drool:  You have to share that with me.   :-)
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2014, 12:17:36 PM »
Knock off this thread jacking immediately!  We're talking about Sea's sex life here.

For the love of God, man!  We're talking about beer!  Beer is a lubricant of life!
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

C.S. Lewis

A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2014, 01:29:35 PM »
Knock off this thread jacking immediately!  We're talking about Sea's sex life here.
She has a sex life ?????? I'm jealous.
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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2014, 05:06:10 PM »
She has a sex life ?????? I'm jealous.




uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, what's that?? :whatever:
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« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2014, 08:15:30 PM »
Just a quick update. 9 emails have now been exchanged. Somehow, I feel good about this one. Not sure why..
A special shout out to WASP, Blue State Saint, Bad Dog, Freedumb, JohnnyReb,  Big Dog, Biersmythe,  Iassa,  NJPines, and of course, we can't forget George Clooney :wink:
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2014, 08:46:22 PM »
Just a quick update. 9 emails have now been exchanged. Somehow, I feel good about this one. Not sure why..
A special shout out to WASP, Blue State Saint, Bad Dog, Freedumb, JohnnyReb,  Big Dog, Biersmythe,  Iassa,  NJPines, and of course, we can't forget George Clooney :wink:

You're welcome, my dear.  I hope it works out in your favor.   :-)
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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A community may possess all the necessary moral qualifications, in so high a degree, as to be capable of self-government under the most adverse circumstances; while, on the other hand, another may be so sunk in ignorance and vice, as to be incapable of forming a conception of liberty, or of living, even when most favored by circumstances, under any other than an absolute and despotic government.

John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2014, 09:36:28 PM »
You're welcome, my dear.  I hope it works out in your favor.   :-)

What he said!  You go girl!
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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2014, 09:50:35 PM »
Guys can talk forever on one topic...themselves
Ask him
where does he hail from
where did he go to school
vocation
what hobbies or avocations
what is he passionate/ most passionate about
what would be his ideal life
books he may have read
places he has been

Try not to use anything he says as a prompt for you to relate
Only relate if he answers then says something like "what about you?"
Then keep your reply short and sweet then get right back to him
Try not to think of what to say, if the conversation lapses. Try to keep at least one question in reserve to keep it going.

Hope that helps,
But whatever you do don't ask "How dare you".
Unless of course he dares something he shouldn't have.
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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2014, 11:36:00 PM »
Just a quick update. 9 emails have now been exchanged. Somehow, I feel good about this one. Not sure why..
A special shout out to WASP, Blue State Saint, Bad Dog, Freedumb, JohnnyReb,  Big Dog, Biersmythe,  Iassa,  NJPines, and of course, we can't forget George Clooney :wink:

Keep your cool sweets.  If he asks for money no matter how good the reason, check back with us.

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2014, 11:02:52 AM »
Keep your cool sweets.  If he asks for money no matter how good the reason, check back with us.

Indeed!
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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2014, 11:34:51 AM »
Oh my, that sounds lovely!   :drool:  You have to share that with me.   :-)

It would be my pleasure!   :-)


And good luck, Sea!!
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"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2014, 01:32:49 PM »
Sea one thing that got me a lot of dates even if I am quite plain and not so smart was to leave my baggage in storage until I had dated a guy for a year or so.

I cannot tell you the number of guys that all said the same thing,   "You are the first woman I ever met that has no hard luck story, or got along with their family."

Be up beat, try to get the date to laugh and be fun to be around even if it is just over the internet.   

Another thing, when a guy is into rock climbing or free falling, read up on their Hobie's
or take an interest if you can so you will know something about their passion.

Example, I met a rock hound and spending the weekend looking at freaking rocks was as fun for me as getting a pubic wax job.   

But I began reading up on the passion of his and found myself fascinated with what I could learn from him.   Much time was also spent in Boston in museums seeing the most amazing geodes and to this day I do wonder what the heck is inside that rock outside the door.

Unless you have an interesting passion most men cannot relate to you, but you can to them.    One has to as a woman get a mans interest and unless you are into sky diving or drive a race car, sewing and reading are not tops on their list for interest.

Take them to interesting places they have never been to before  either in person or E-mail.   

After a first date, buy or rent a Jeep then invite him on a Jeep weekend where Jeep owners take their cars into impossible places, most fun a man can have without his dick in his hand.

Imagination is what runs a mans world,  out of the blue take him to a strip club or a cat show.   Do not tell him where you are going before you get there. 

UNH has some fun things to go to that are free and the last place a man would think to go.    Keep the guy wondering where the heck is by then, his girlfriend, going to take him to next week.

Get him to be able to tell his friends about where ever you spent the surprise weekend and what a crazy woman he was lucky to meet up with.

Important to not tell him where you are going until you get there and find he is at a rock concert or a stump pulling contest.   

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2014, 06:06:20 PM »
Well, I made target shooting a suggestion, he LOVED it.. awesome , a possible shooting buddy??? :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2014, 06:22:45 PM »
Well, I made target shooting a suggestion, he LOVED it.. awesome , a possible shooting buddy??? :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

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« Reply #43 on: January 17, 2014, 06:30:49 PM »
That's great.  How is your tummy feeling after the bug?
a little queasy,,,, :puke:
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: For the guys!!
« Reply #44 on: January 18, 2014, 10:47:02 PM »
Never EVER post a pic of yourself.

This, for example, is me:




LOL!!! I always say I'm the guy they based the Dos Aquis commercial on. The "Most Interesting Guy in the World" one. I never send a pic. For some reason when I meet up, they are disappointed.   :tongue: :tongue:
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