Everyone knows it's BainsBane (sung to the tune of Everyone knows its Wendy)
I think this one might work better. Click the music link and sing along!
BAINSBANETune: "Bang Bang"At the DUmp there's one we see
With her degree, Ph.DD
She hates men, she hates Rethugs
But she really loves her jugs
BainsBane, Miss Alex Brown
BainsBane, of DUmp renown
BainsBane, so big around
BainsBane, around the Underground
People said at DOTY time
She needs support, so get in line
We would always laugh and say
She's racking up the votes OK
BainsBane, Miss Alex Brown
BainsBane, of DUmp renown
BainsBane, so big around
BainsBane, around the Underground
DOTY vote, she didn't flop
Alex came up near the top
Hey! . . . Hey! . . . Hey! . . . Hey!
Now she's here inside the Cave
She must have balls, she's being brave
Just look at what the Cavers gave:
Attention, all that she could crave
BainsBane, Miss Alex Brown
BainsBane, of DUmp renown
BainsBane, so big around
BainsBane, around the Underground