Only 1.19 business hours away.
Oh, how well I remember that day.
Because like an idiot I trusted the Bostonian Drunkard, I got up early the morning of May 12, 2006, and set my computer permanently on the Drudge Report, "refreshing" the page every half-minute to catch the story when it showed up.
All I got out of it was ten hours of wasted time, the "refresh" icon worn off the screen, and the left-click of the mouse burned out.