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Offline Charles Henrickson

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Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« on: January 06, 2014, 04:26:25 PM »
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2014, 04:32:11 PM »
Let's try to sing some sense into your typical deep-freeze-denying DUmmie. Click the music link and sing along!

DUMMIE, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
Tune: "Baby, It's Cold Outside"

It's warmer each day
(But, DUmmie, it's cold outside)
It must go away
(But, DUmmie, it's cold outside)
This warming has been
(But lately a huge drop in)
Our greatest vice
(Just feel your hands, they're just like ice)

Oh, what will it take to turn us
(Wait while I check the furnace)
And wake us to the truth we ignore
(Listen to the fireplace roar)
The sunbeams will start to burn us
(See how I crank the furnace)
Well, that is what I heard from Al Gore
(Put some blankets down at the door)

The experts all think--
(I'm seeing a St. Bernard)
Say, what's that ice rink?
(No rink, that's just your back yard)
I wish I knew how
(There's ice on the furnace now)
To break the spell
(Just take a chance, I wouldn't tell)

I ought to say it's no colder
(Don't wanna get a cold shoulder)
At least I'm gonna say "climate change"
(Then you make the facts rearrange)

I really can't say
(DUmmie, don't hold out)
Uh, that it's cold outside
(DUmmie, it's cold outside) . . .

I simply must know
(Yo, DUmmie, it's cold outside)
How we got so much snow
('Cause, DUmmie, it's cold outside)
It's hard to combine
(Eight inches--no, make it nine)
Snow, ice, and warm
(Look out the window at that storm)

"You're sinister and seditious!"
(Gosh, you libs are suspicious)
Would DU even show me the door?
(Make waves and make the tolerant sore)
My lib'ral friends can be vicious
(Ooh, you libs are malicious)
And what would I say to Al Gore?
(Never such a blowhard or bore)

I'm covered with snow
(See, DUmmie, I told you so)
It's 20 below
(With ten more degrees to go)
It's really been cold
(Wind chill, something to behold)
But I cannot--
(How can you claim it's getting hot?)

They're gonna call me a traitor
(But lib'rals can't be haters)
At least they will call me a troll
(If you're caught, then just be a mole)

I really can't say
(Get over that holdout) . . .

Uh, but it's cold outside!
(DUmmie, it's cold outside!)
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2014, 04:34:33 PM »
Featured in this DUFU are DUmmies kentuck, PowerToThePeople, nadinbrzezinski, Salviati, and tkmorris.
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2014, 05:26:25 PM »
Good one!

I liked the comment about how Daylight Savings Time, because it adds an hour of sunlight, is responsible for all this warming.
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2014, 07:43:24 PM »
01 -06 -14

There's your Three-Day Forecast!
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2014, 07:44:38 PM »
The real cause of global warming:

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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2014, 07:52:35 PM »
Know-it-all Nadin shows up, of course, to set us all straight on climate change:

Ok, let me try to untangle this for you. . . .

[Oh, alright now! DUmmie nadinbrzezinski--aka Know-it-all Nadin, the World's Foremost Authority--steps in to untangle all this for us. Go ahead, Nadin, please enlighten us.]

That is part of what was predicted.

[Nadin TOLD us this would happen. But did we listen to her? No! As usual. And now we're paying the price.]

Weather and climate are two different critters.

[There's a crittercal difference!]

Gravity has nothing to do with this. . . .

[Rule that right out.]

While we are getting pulled in, the planet has a speed and centrifugal force is in perfect balance, keeping the planet at a stable orbit.

[I did not know that, Nadin. I thought we were getting sucked into the sun, and that's why it's getting warmer. Climate-wise, I mean. Not talking about the weather.]

Yes the orbit is not completely circular. . . .

[You're kidding! Somebody call Ripley!]

so during the winter it is closer to the sun. . . .

[That's why it's so warm right now.]

In the scales of humans we will not even notice, without advanced equipment.

[We need the good rig.]

There are literally oodles of research on this.

[Literal oodles. Check the google on this, like Nadin does.]

[Thank you, Nadin, you have cleared it all up. We are not worthy.]

- - - - -

What needs to be added to the résumé that isn't already there? Climatologist? Meteorologist? Astronomer?
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2014, 07:53:02 PM »
Oodle researcher?
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2014, 04:25:22 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 06, 2014, 07:53:02 PM
Oodle researcher?

I think it's worthy of an inclusion on the resume, don't you? :???: :whistling:
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2014, 04:47:13 AM »
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Gravity has nothing to do with this. . . .

Gravity should be nadin's PRIMARY concern... :rotf:
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2014, 10:17:18 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 06, 2014, 04:34:33 PM
Featured in this DUFU are DUmmies kentuck, PowerToThePeople, nadinbrzezinski, Salviati, and tkmorris.

would that be from this link:
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/10024283545

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7. Ok, let me try to untangle this for you
 




We see record high temperatures during the summer months and record low blizzards during the winter months. We see hurricanes and tornados and forest fires. 

That is part of what was predicted, These are more dramatic weather events, which are separate from climate.

Is it possible for the earth to do both, get colder and hotter at the same time? Or is it impossible? 

Overall the planet is getting warmer, this is putting more energy into the atmosphere which is leading to more dramatic weather events, such as those storms, and droughts. Weather and climate are two different critters. To simplify this, climate is long term change, while weather is what you see every day. Long term you will see more dramatic weather events.

In my totally unscientific opinion, I think the Earth is getting more hot than it is getting colder. Simply because of the law of gravity. We are naturally inclined to be pulled toward the Sun, I would think? 

Gravity has nothing to do with this, While we are getting pulled in, the planet has a speed and centrifugal force is in perfect balance, keeping the planet at a stable orbit. Yes the orbit is not completely circular, so during the winter it is closer to the sun, (in the northern part of the planet, north of the equator), but it is tilted away from the sun.

However, if the universe is still expanding, including the distance our Earth is from the Sun, then the opposite would be true. We would be getting colder climate change.  In the scales of humans we will not even notice, without advanced equipment

In my unscientific opinion, the cold arctic fronts we are experiencing are caused more by the rotation of the Earth on its axis and the switching of the our poles, which usually happen over the period of centuries.  The cold artic fronts were predicted by climate experts and are partly due to more energy in the atmosphere.

Is climate change more than just a theory? What other proof do we have other than our own experiences?

There are literally oodles of research on this. I recommend a visit to Scripps Oceanography museum, they have extremely easy to follow exhibits on this. Or your local natural history museum. Alternatively, there are good programs on places like the science channel from time to time, or you could read scientific american on the subject, or Discovery Magazine.

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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2014, 12:48:07 PM »
This is my new favorite song parody by you, Charles.  H5.  Hilarious!
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2014, 01:08:03 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on January 07, 2014, 10:17:18 AM


Go Nads!! You set 'em straight girl. Is there anything she can't do???  Why I bet she could even cure cause homosexuality!!

FIFY.
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2014, 01:11:30 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 07, 2014, 01:08:03 PM
FIFY.

H5 for being much closer to the truth!
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2014, 02:20:06 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 07, 2014, 01:08:03 PM
Why I bet she could even cure cause homosexuality!!

LOL! H5
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2014, 02:22:08 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on January 07, 2014, 12:48:07 PM
This is my new favorite song parody by you, Charles.  H5.  Hilarious!

Thank you. The original, by Frank Loesser, lends itself perfectly to this purpose.
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2014, 06:42:25 PM »
Nadin has thrown another log on this campfire:

it is getting warmer. . . . increasing energy . . . a heating atmosphere. That would be climactic change.

"Climactic" change. Nadin has noticed increasing energy, she's heating up, and she's about to reach a climax.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024283545#post31
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2014, 06:48:22 PM »
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26. Scientific consensus by the vast majority of scinentiests indicates global warming caused by human.

Alright, which one of you did it? We're not leaving this room until somebody fesses up. The scinentiests want to know.

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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2014, 06:56:55 PM »
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46. Before the rise of the AGW paradigm the 80s/90s, variations in solar activity were generally considered as the most influential factor on climate change. IMO, AGW is exaggerated or insignificant at the best. The certainty is fake and bullied. It's not a conspiracy. It's simply profiteering and ironically, no significant reductions in CO2 emissions are achieved by any proposed or implemented policy.

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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2014, 06:58:17 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 07, 2014, 06:48:22 PM
Alright, which one of you did it? We're not leaving this room until somebody fesses up. The scinentiests want to know.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024283545

Could it have been that Hindu guy Phil Rissuto?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_om3r8Oas[/youtube]

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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2014, 07:00:29 PM »
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45.  . . . soon enough, we'll be gone.

Promise?

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another race of (presumably) intelligent beings will take our place.

Intelligent beings to replace the DUmmies. I like it!
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2014, 07:03:15 PM »
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44. who gives a shit, we are not doing jack about it anyhow.

But, but, I thought Obamassiah was going to heal the oceans!

Well, he's got three more years to go, and I'm sure it's on his "To Do" list.
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2014, 07:03:30 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on January 07, 2014, 07:00:29 PM
Promise?

Intelligent beings to replace the DUmmies. I like it!

When speaking of DUmmies I am reminded of the old Star Trek bromide  "Space, the final frontier" only I think of it as "Space, between their ears."
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2014, 07:06:35 PM »
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49. What I know.

The climate on earth has always been changing and always will change.


NO! NO! THIS CANNOT BE! THE CLIMATE MUST ALWAYS STAY EXACTLY THE SAME! I CAN'T HEEEEAAAAR YOUUUU!!!!!!! LALALALALA. . . . .
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Re: Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside" (New DUFU)
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2014, 07:09:33 PM »
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50. Definitely a believer in climate change.

Whether colder or warmer, I'm still not real sure of.

But yeah...there's something weird going on.

DUmmie pipi_k, you've convinced me. The evidence you present is overwhelming. I bow to your brilliance.
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