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Offline HRMjustin

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Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« on: January 03, 2014, 04:01:24 PM »
****ing bastards.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2014, 04:04:06 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
The dryer usually eats mine.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2014, 04:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 03, 2014, 04:04:06 PM
The dryer usually eats mine.

You need to buy one with a low heat cycle apparently.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2014, 04:08:25 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 03, 2014, 04:04:06 PM
The dryer usually eats mine.

Where do they go?I've had underwear disappear from the dryer, they just vanished. For a while I thought it was one of my crazy neighbors , but can dryers really "suck" things out?  :???:
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2014, 04:10:41 PM »
Quote from: liana on January 03, 2014, 04:08:25 PM
Where do they go?I've had underwear disappear from the dryer, they just vanished. For a while I thought it was one of my crazy neighbors , but can dryers really "suck" things out?  :???:

Must resis.......t.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2014, 04:12:30 PM »
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2014, 04:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on January 03, 2014, 04:10:41 PM
Must resis.......t.
At least it's not
Must, I must
I Must increase
my bust !
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2014, 04:23:17 PM »
Never admit to having a mole banned.

It validates their suspicions.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2014, 04:25:17 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 03, 2014, 04:04:06 PM
The dryer usually eats mine.
...and the others my big toe pokes a hole in.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2014, 04:39:11 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
****ing bastards.

What was its screen name?
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2014, 04:43:23 PM »
Quote from: liana on January 03, 2014, 04:08:25 PM
Where do they go?I've had underwear disappear from the dryer, they just vanished. For a while I thought it was one of my crazy neighbors , but can dryers really "suck" things out?  :???:

If you are anywhere near Tucson, the queen of suction could have accidentally inhaled it while on duty in the projects.  The local KOA put out a BOLO after chrome plating was reported missing from trailer hitches.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2014, 04:44:32 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on January 03, 2014, 04:39:11 PM
What was its screen name?

CinnamonBun59.
I will have to be more creative next time.
I really like cinnamon buns so it is my go to name.
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Offline HRMjustin

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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2014, 04:46:01 PM »
Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on January 03, 2014, 04:43:23 PM
If you are anywhere near Tucson, the queen of suction could have accidentally inhaled it while on duty in the projects.  The local KOA put out a BOLO after chrome plating was reported missing from trailer hitches.

Sounds accurate.
Dammit.
It was MIRT I am sure.
Those bitches on a power trip with their fearless leader Justin.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2014, 05:34:08 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
****ing bastards.

There's your mistake, bad choice of sock names.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2014, 05:44:46 PM »
I have no idea who this Justin dude is, but this is getting to be worthy of  :popcorn:
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Offline HRMjustin

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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2014, 06:21:20 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on January 03, 2014, 05:44:46 PM
I have no idea who this Justin dude is, but this is getting to be worthy of  :popcorn:

Thanks.
I am on a mission.
Once I am done I will be gone.
I am going to rid DU of 5 prolific posters.
One at a time.
Justin is first.
It's working he barely posted today
When he did it was in the super secret forums.
C'mon justin grow a pair and post the damn OP I asked for.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2014, 06:25:39 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 06:21:20 PM
Thanks.
I am on a mission.
Once I am done I will be gone.
I am going to rid DU of 5 prolific posters.
One at a time.
Justin is first.
It's working he barely posted today
When he did it was in the super secret forums.
C'mon justin grow a pair and post the damn OP I asked for.

Don't take all our fun away though.   Although I have said for a while now there are a lot of posters at DU that don't get any attention because of the attention whoring efforts of a few.   Perhaps if there are gone, we will notice the gems in the mix.

Nads isn't on your list is she?   She is a science experiment I have been following for a year or so.   I would hate all my research to be for nothing.  :(
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2014, 06:28:39 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 06:21:20 PM
Thanks.
I am on a mission.
Once I am done I will be gone.
I am going to rid DU of 5 prolific posters.
One at a time.
Justin is first.
It's working he barely posted today
When he did it was in the super secret forums.
C'mon justin grow a pair and post the damn OP I asked for.

What? Are you attempting a coup de main, or a coup de grasse or just trying to make them take a break.

Why don't you do this from DU? Why do you want to clutter up this forum with your non-sensical prattle.
Oh, and good luck with seabeyond. Methinks her retard power is greater than yours.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2014, 06:35:16 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 06:21:20 PM
Thanks.
I am on a mission.
Once I am done I will be gone.
I am going to rid DU of 5 prolific posters.
One at a time.
Justin is first.
It's working he barely posted today
When he did it was in the super secret forums.
C'mon justin grow a pair and post the damn OP I asked for.

May we ask what the fat faggot has done to upset you?
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2014, 07:33:42 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on January 03, 2014, 04:23:17 PM
Never admit to having a mole banned.

It validates their suspicions.

add a couple of blades to the long knives? why not?
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2014, 07:50:05 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 03, 2014, 06:35:16 PM
May we ask what the fat faggot has done to upset you?

He forgot to give him a reach around last time he was ****ing his ass.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2014, 07:51:38 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on January 03, 2014, 07:50:05 PM
He forgot to give him a reach around last time he was ****ing his ass.

Exactly.
He insists he is 100% top.
Obvious bullshit.
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Offline HRMjustin

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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2014, 07:52:24 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on January 03, 2014, 06:25:39 PM
Don't take all our fun away though.   Although I have said for a while now there are a lot of posters at DU that don't get any attention because of the attention whoring efforts of a few.   Perhaps if there are gone, we will notice the gems in the mix.

Nads isn't on your list is she?   She is a science experiment I have been following for a year or so.   I would hate all my research to be for nothing.  :(


Nope Nadin is not on my list.
I would never want to mess us your research.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2014, 07:52:29 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 07:51:38 PM
Exactly.
He insists he is 100% top.
Obvious bullshit.

I was implying you are the bottom.
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Re: Those fascists just banned one of my socks.
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2014, 07:55:46 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on January 03, 2014, 04:04:06 PM
The dryer usually eats mine.
:-)

Fruit of the Black Hole Loom.  I hope those, in the future, that find my mismatched socks put them to good use.

Quote from: formerlurker on January 03, 2014, 06:25:39 PM
 She is a science experiment I have been following for a year or so.   I would hate all my research to be for nothing.  :(


A reanimation experiment gone horribly awry.
This is her before the lab accident:

The horror....the horror...
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