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Offline HRMjustin

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PORN! Here goes!
« on: January 02, 2014, 10:50:50 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024269207

Dumbass stay at home primitive, moms probably paying for his porn habit.

Yup another porn thread, but this time I'm asking a poll question. With all the porn threads going around I thought it would be interesting to see how often people watched porn.

First let me define what I mean by porn for the purposes of this thread / poll. In the context of this poll porn does not include swim suit or fashion magazines, pin up posters, etc. there is an argument to be made for those being pornographic at times but for the sake of this thread I'm not considering them to be porn. For it to be considered porn the intent of the content has to be entirely for he purposes of sexual arousal. Usually, though not necessarily strictly, for the purposes of sexual relief in the form of masturbation, or as used by couples in their own sexual play.

Anyway that out of the way the question is simple. What gender are you, do you watch porn, and if so how often?

I'm sure this thread will get side tract but that's not my intention, I really have no other motive than curiosity.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2014, 11:03:57 PM »
I knew it was LocoPuffs before I clicked on the link.

"What are you doing, son?"



"Oh, that's nice."
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2014, 11:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 02, 2014, 11:03:57 PM
I knew it was LocoPuffs before I clicked on the link.

"What are you doing, son?"



"Oh, that's nice."

Everything in the house is probably sticky.
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2014, 11:08:59 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 02, 2014, 11:03:57 PM
I knew it was LocoPuffs before I clicked on the link.

"What are you doing, son?"



"Oh, that's nice."
Without looking, I'm betting you're right.
Gonna go look now.

Just did.  :lmao: That ain't right.  :rotf:

Oh,  :cheersmate: fer that.  :-)
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2014, 11:12:42 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 02, 2014, 11:08:59 PM
Without looking, I'm betting you're right.
Gonna go look now.

Just did.  :lmao: That ain't right.  :rotf:

Oh,  :cheersmate: fer that.  :-)

Okay bets on what he asks next.
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2014, 11:18:00 PM »
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What gender are you, do you watch porn, and if so how often?

Isn't that one of the questions at healthcare.gov?
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2014, 11:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 02, 2014, 11:18:00 PM
Isn't that one of the questions at healthcare.gov?

Yup, right after they ask you to bend over.   :censored:
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2014, 11:29:11 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 11:20:19 PM
Yup, right after they ask you to bend over.   :censored:
That's what folks are about to understand. The working man is getting pumped in the a$$.
How's things going over there?
I've noticed a few rips in the rubicon.
The feminazis are on a mission. Gorebull cheerleaders bouncing.
Geez, y'all are keeping us busy.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2014, 11:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 02, 2014, 11:29:11 PM
That's what folks are about to understand. The working man is getting pumped in the a$$.
How's things going over there?
I've noticed a few rips in the rubicon.
The feminazis are on a mission. Gorebull cheerleaders bouncing.
Geez, y'all are keeping us busy.

We'll my namesake is likely used to that first one. I see what you see.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2014, 11:32:12 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 11:12:42 PM
Okay bets on what he asks next.

I'll take $5 on "What are you wearing right now?"
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2014, 11:32:51 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 11:12:42 PM
Okay bets on what he asks next.

Something along the lines of "I have weed and cheetos and I'm having a party, anyone want to come over?" followed by mumbling about a "rear tract"?


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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2014, 11:35:29 PM »
Vote in the chronic wankers pole. I did that on purpose.

http://poll.pollcode.com/5783344
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2014, 11:36:25 PM »
Quote from: CollectivismMustDie on January 02, 2014, 11:32:51 PM
Something along the lines of "I have weed and cheetos and I'm having a party, anyone want to come over?" followed by mumbling about a "rear tract"?


CMD

You had me at Cheetos, I am 100% top though.  :fuelfire:
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2014, 11:38:08 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 11:36:25 PM
You had me at Cheetos, I am 100% top though.  :fuelfire:
L0conuts is good with that.  :2ndbase:
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2014, 11:42:14 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 11:35:29 PM
Vote in the chronic wankers pole. I did that on purpose.

http://poll.pollcode.com/5783344

It looks like his mother chimed in.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2014, 11:46:27 PM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 11:30:43 PM
We'll my namesake is likely used to that first one. I see what you see.
I know. Just can't understand at times how you can put up with it.

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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2014, 11:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 02, 2014, 11:42:14 PM
It looks like his mother chimed in.

We all know its a lie.
Women look at porn just as much as men if not more.
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« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2014, 11:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Skul on January 02, 2014, 11:46:27 PM
I know. Just can't understand at times how you can put up with it.



Like I said above 100% top.
Turns out it tastes just like chicken.
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2014, 12:17:11 AM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 11:47:30 PM
Like I said above 100% top.
Turns out it tastes just like chicken.
Wonderful. Somebody has to ask. What's on your mind.
Keep in mind, it's late, so answers may be late.
If you're honest with us, we'll be honest with you.
There may be a couple that will beat you with a stick.
CC has never banned an honest poster. Unlike DU, we really don't mind having a member of opposing political thought visit.
Keep in mind, your visit at times may not be pleasurable. I hope you have a thick skin. :-)

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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2014, 12:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Skul on January 03, 2014, 12:17:11 AM
Wonderful. Somebody has to ask. What's on your mind.
Keep in mind, it's late, so answers may be late.
If you're honest with us, we'll be honest with you.
There may be a couple that will beat you with a stick.
CC has never banned an honest poster. Unlike DU, we really don't mind having a member of opposing political thought visit.
Keep in mind, your visit at times may not be pleasurable. I hope you have a thick skin. :-)



Sounds good sir.
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2014, 12:23:46 AM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 03, 2014, 12:19:46 AM
Sounds good sir.
:cheersmate:
That's your first.
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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2014, 12:25:03 AM »
Quote from: HRMjustin on January 02, 2014, 11:20:19 PM
Yup, right after they ask you to bend over.   :censored:

The 100%ers at the DUmp will crucify you for that.

They're watching.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2014, 12:25:24 AM »
Hey Justin, what up?
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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2014, 12:28:50 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on January 03, 2014, 12:25:03 AM
The 100%ers at the DUmp will crucify you for that.

They're watching.
Ya, that's the sad part.
They watch, always, they watch.
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Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2014, 12:32:04 AM »
Quote from: Skul on January 03, 2014, 12:28:50 AM
Ya, that's the sad part.
They watch, always, they watch.

Well 53% of them are watching with one hand apparently.
And only for two minutes.
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