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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2014, 12:33:00 AM »
Hey Justin, what up?

Not me.
Can't get this shit up anymore.

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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2014, 12:38:08 AM »
Not me.
Can't get this shit up anymore.

Don't worry about it man, what brings you out of the hive?
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« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2014, 12:39:33 AM »
Don't worry about it man, what brings you out of the hive?

Slept through the whole place.
Figured I'd broaden my horizons.
Plus beards are hot and seem to be the rage over here.
You know what they say about a mans beard.

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« Reply #28 on: January 03, 2014, 12:41:18 AM »
Ya, that's the sad part.
They watch, always, they watch.

DUmmies punish their comrades who stray off the plantation. In justin's case, it will be either the 100%ers or the Ku Klux Klams who whack him.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2014, 12:52:04 AM »
DUmmies punish their comrades who stray off the plantation. In justin's case, it will be either the 100%ers or the Ku Klux Klams who whack him.

Yeah, I kinda hope it's not Justin, I'd kinda hate to see him lose all that cred.

Ain't you a host and all that stuff?
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #30 on: January 03, 2014, 01:00:31 AM »
Hello, Justin. 

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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #31 on: January 03, 2014, 01:04:25 AM »
Yeah, I kinda hope it's not Justin, I'd kinda hate to see him lose all that cred.

Ain't you a host and all that stuff?

Well clearly I ain't him.
I enjoy my face ban hammer free.

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« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2014, 01:13:55 AM »
Well clearly I ain't him.
I enjoy my face ban hammer free.

So...who are ya?

Inquiring minds want to know.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2014, 01:24:33 AM »
So...who are ya?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Only a fool posts who they are on a discussion board.
I am no fool.
I am excited to be here and I think we certainly can have some fun.
Now let's dip that pretzel dude in chocolate and pig out for the night.
I'm sure my time is short but if you ask me the right questions I have the keys to the kingdom.

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« Reply #34 on: January 03, 2014, 01:30:27 AM »
Only a fool posts who they are on a discussion board.
I am no fool.
I am excited to be here and I think we certainly can have some fun.
Now let's dip that pretzel dude in chocolate and pig out for the night.
I'm sure my time is short but if you ask me the right questions I have the keys to the kingdom.

Ok, here's a question.

Why would you put your DUmp cred on the line to come pow-wow with us

Your a queer and a board host, I just don't get it.
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« Reply #35 on: January 03, 2014, 01:35:08 AM »
Ok, here's a question.

Why would you put your DUmp cred on the line to come pow-wow with us

Your a queer and a board host, I just don't get it.

Cause I ain't him.

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« Reply #36 on: January 03, 2014, 01:40:25 AM »
So sorry.

If it doesn't come with a link it ain't true.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #37 on: January 03, 2014, 01:41:22 AM »

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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #38 on: January 03, 2014, 01:43:25 AM »
Only a fool posts who they are on a discussion board.
I am no fool.
I am excited to be here and I think we certainly can have some fun.
Now let's dip that pretzel dude in chocolate and pig out for the night.
I'm sure my time is short but if you ask me the right questions I have the keys to the kingdom.

Hi Justin, ben waiting for you.  How do you feel about Ron Paul?

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« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2014, 01:46:42 AM »
Hi Justin, ben waiting for you.  How do you feel about Ron Paul?

More of a John Huntsman guy myself.
I mean c'mon he's got to be a fag right?
Either way he's on my bucket list. :2muchgay:

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« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2014, 01:48:19 AM »
Cause I ain't him.


Would it be too much to ask what your point is?
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« Reply #41 on: January 03, 2014, 01:49:38 AM »
Would it be too much to ask what your point is?

I guess my point is I'm here to have a run at trolling DU.
So hopefully we can all get along.
Seems to be working.
My first thread here I took down a whole OP on DU, and forced a host to start an OP about me.
I'd say I have pretty good aim.
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« Reply #42 on: January 03, 2014, 01:55:49 AM »
More of a John Huntsman guy myself.
I mean c'mon he's got to be a fag right?
Either way he's on my bucket list. :2muchgay:

Bingo!!  You weren't kidding about the keys to the kingdom.

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« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2014, 01:57:35 AM »
I guess my point is I'm here to have a run at trolling DU.
So hopefully we can all get along.
Seems to be working.
My first thread here I took down a whole OP on DU, and forced a host to start an OP about me.
I'd say I have pretty good aim.

Well, just as a guess, I'm thinking teh cat is out of the bag so troll away.

DU and the real Justin can thank me later.
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2014, 04:40:29 AM »
 Side tracked . Not side tract..

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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2014, 04:47:17 AM »
 :popcorn:
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« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2014, 05:35:26 AM »
If you're a DUer with an ax to grind with HRMJustin why do it here?  Skins answers all comers questions.

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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #47 on: January 03, 2014, 05:44:27 AM »
This thread got to 4 pages before I got a word in edgewise. I'm not happy...

Which reminds me of a joke,
Stop me if you have heard it...

I had a bad start to my day today,
On the way to work I was following too closely and couldn't stop when the car in front of me slammed on the brakes for no apparent reason,
I plowed right into the rear bumper of the car in front an demolished the rear bumper and trunk of it,
The door opens up and a dwarf gets out and yells at me
" I'M NOT HAPPY !! "
Well...
Which one are you ?


HMRJustin, which one are you ?
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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« Reply #48 on: January 03, 2014, 05:57:03 AM »
Side tracked . Not side tract..

Diverticulum, or "the road less traveled".
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Re: PORN! Here goes!
« Reply #49 on: January 03, 2014, 07:55:58 AM »
If you're a DUer with an ax to grind with HRMJustin why do it here?  Skins answers all comers questions.

Often closely followed by a granite pizza, of course, or an assault from one of the perpetually-offended factions like the Gay Mafia, the Ku Klux Klams, etc.
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