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DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« on: December 27, 2013, 01:28:52 AM »
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2013, 01:32:16 AM »
This DUFU features DUmmie Locut0s, along with DUmmies NYC_SKP, dixiegrrrrl, Broken_Hero, NJCher, and Lady Freedom Returns.
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2013, 01:39:48 AM »
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2013, 08:54:15 AM »
Had read it just before ducking into the cave.
What's with that ungrateful turd and the salt?  What a dick.
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2013, 09:03:19 AM »
Quote from: Skul on December 27, 2013, 08:54:15 AM
What's with that ungrateful turd and the salt?  What a dick.

That would be DUmmie csziggy. DUmmie csziggy did not appreciate the in-laws' GIFT of all those exotic, expensive salts, because of all the d*mn plastic it came wrapped in:

Another completely useless present from my in laws. "Salts of the World" a selection of various "exotic salt: Alaea Hawaiian Sea Salt, Sel Gris French Sea Salt, Himalayan Pink Mineral Salt, Flor Bianca Mexican Sea Salt, Murray River Australian Rake Salt, and Yakima Applewood Smoked Sea Salt. . . . the six separate containers are sealed in two layers of heavy plastic. . . . I would NEVER have bought or asked for salt in this level of impervious packaging! . . . I'm considering leaving it sealed and re-gifting this thing to someone at some point in the future. Probably to someone I don't like. . . .

[The Sealing Saline Solution.]
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2013, 09:14:20 AM »
My family give what is needed, everything from a membership in AAA for a year to tooth brushes and tooth paste, under ware and school supplies for the rest of the year to the kids.

Some adults get certificates to pay for new tires and breaks, or a check to pay a couple months rent. I do not give the check to the adults as I send it to the landlord-----Need to know if the money is actually spent on rent.

I expect the adults with children to buy toys Etc for their own kids, I know after all these years if my kids need a new stove to buy it and have it sent to them from the store.------ Got burned one year, sent money to a family member to buy a washer and someone stole the money, or so they said.


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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2013, 09:17:51 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 27, 2013, 09:03:19 AM
That would be DUmmie csziggy. DUmmie csziggy did not appreciate the in-laws' GIFT of all those exotic, expensive salts, because of all the d*mn plastic it came wrapped in:

Another completely useless present from my in laws. "Salts of the World" a selection of various "exotic salt: Alaea Hawaiian Sea Salt, Sel Gris French Sea Salt, Himalayan Pink Mineral Salt, Flor Bianca Mexican Sea Salt, Murray River Australian Rake Salt, and Yakima Applewood Smoked Sea Salt. . . . the six separate containers are sealed in two layers of heavy plastic. . . . I would NEVER have bought or asked for salt in this level of impervious packaging! . . . I'm considering leaving it sealed and re-gifting this thing to someone at some point in the future. Probably to someone I don't like. . . .

[The Sealing Saline Solution.]

Probably wanted some 'bath salts' instead . . . :o
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2013, 09:19:59 AM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 27, 2013, 09:03:19 AM
That would be DUmmie csziggy. DUmmie csziggy did not appreciate the in-laws' GIFT of all those exotic, expensive salts, because of all the d*mn plastic it came wrapped in:

Another completely useless present from my in laws. "Salts of the World" a selection of various "exotic salt: Alaea Hawaiian Sea Salt, Sel Gris French Sea Salt, Himalayan Pink Mineral Salt, Flor Bianca Mexican Sea Salt, Murray River Australian Rake Salt, and Yakima Applewood Smoked Sea Salt. . . . the six separate containers are sealed in two layers of heavy plastic. . . . I would NEVER have bought or asked for salt in this level of impervious packaging! . . . I'm considering leaving it sealed and re-gifting this thing to someone at some point in the future. Probably to someone I don't like. . . .

[The Sealing Saline Solution.]

Give it to me DUmmy. That shit is expensive and I could put it to good use.
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2013, 09:27:03 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on December 27, 2013, 09:19:59 AM
Give it to me DUmmy. That shit is expensive and I could put it to good use.

No kidding, I'm surprised the uber-pretentious self-styled food geeks over there aren't fighting for dibs on it.
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2013, 09:31:06 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 27, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
I'm surprised the uber-pretentious self-styled food geeks over there aren't fighting for dibs on it.

It's the plastic. Excess packaging is a no-no. Bad for the environment. They all want the fancy salts, of course, but no one will admit it.
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2013, 09:42:27 AM »
DUmmie csziggy could give the salts to Nadin. I'm sure she's an expert on Flor Bianca Mexican Sea Salt--she probably used it in a medical emergency. And she must have picked up some Alaea Hawaiian Sea Salt on one of her undersea voyages with Captain Nemo. But she could probably use more Murray River Australian Rake Salt for her underground shelter, for when them Fukushima gas clouds roll in.
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2013, 09:45:58 AM »
I wonder what type of packaging would be acceptable?
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2013, 10:46:19 AM »
Quote from: Skul on December 27, 2013, 09:45:58 AM
I wonder what type of packaging would be acceptable?

Woven organic hemp sacks. After you get done with whatever is in it, you can smoke it.
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2013, 10:48:21 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 27, 2013, 09:27:03 AM
No kidding, I'm surprised the uber-pretentious self-styled food geeks over there aren't fighting for dibs on it.

Once they wake up and smoke a bowl to get rid of the hangover, they'll come out with knives drawn. I figure around 1 or 2 this afternoon.
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2013, 01:48:24 PM »
My friends got together and gave me a flat screen tv.

[Ask DUmmie DainBramaged to block Fox News for you.]

I wonder how ol' walrus-face Doug is doing this holiday season. Has he made any appearances of note recently at the DUmp? I haven't kept up. Perhaps he got a new job. Shot boy at a gay bar?
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2013, 02:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 27, 2013, 01:48:24 PM
My friends got together and gave me a flat screen tv.

[Ask DUmmie DainBramaged to block Fox News for you.]

I wonder how ol' walrus-face Doug is doing this holiday season. Has he made any appearances of note recently at the DUmp? I haven't kept up. Perhaps he got a new job. Shot boy at a gay bar?

Maybe with Amber/Lady Freedom Returns in Tucson?  :-)
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2013, 02:09:04 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 27, 2013, 01:48:24 PM
My friends got together and gave me a flat screen tv.

[Ask DUmmie DainBramaged to block Fox News for you.]

I wonder how ol' walrus-face Doug is doing this holiday season. Has he made any appearances of note recently at the DUmp? I haven't kept up. Perhaps he got a new job. Shot boy at a gay bar?

A couple of people were wondering about him

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024186170
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2013, 02:10:42 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 27, 2013, 02:09:04 PM
A couple of people were wondering about him

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024186170

Yep, just a couple.  Poor Doug.  :lmao: :loser:
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2013, 08:50:55 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 27, 2013, 02:07:15 PM
Maybe with Amber/Lady Freedom Returns in Tucson?  :-)

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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2013, 08:56:37 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 27, 2013, 02:09:04 PM
A couple of people were wondering about him

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They didn't/haven't worried very long.
Last comment was what, ten days ago?  :rotf:
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2013, 01:43:55 PM »
A bit late, and kind of a C minus "phone it in" effort, here goes...

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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2013, 03:27:08 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on December 29, 2013, 01:43:55 PM
A bit late, and kind of a C minus "phone it in" effort. . . .

Oh, I'd give it a B+. Still worth a H5. And now I'll put it in my DUFU at FR. Thanx!
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2014, 08:03:31 PM »
Quote from: Charles Henrickson on December 29, 2013, 03:27:08 PM
Oh, I'd give it a B+. Still worth a H5. And now I'll put it in my DUFU at FR. Thanx!

LoL thanks...but lately I've been getting a 2-1 BS/Hi5 ratio for my book efforts
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2014, 08:09:47 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on January 02, 2014, 08:03:31 PM
LoL thanks...but lately I've been getting a 2-1 BS/Hi5 ratio for my book efforts

Your books are great...H5  :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents (new DUFU)
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2014, 08:22:30 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on January 02, 2014, 08:03:31 PM
LoL thanks...but lately I've been getting a 2-1 BS/Hi5 ratio for my book efforts

BS for paying attention to bitch slaps.

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