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Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« on: December 26, 2013, 02:49:31 PM »
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 I came on board Sat Jul 26, 2003, at 08:55 PM CDT. A College teacher told me about the site.
 
I was at first Lady Freedom. But something happened with the upgrade and I resigned in as Lady Freedom Returns.
 A lot has happen in that 10 years. From being a bright eyed college student to finding out what kind of hardships many go through in this country. I am now on an up swing.
 
Thanks to a DES case worker knowing someone in the Dept of Education I can start making a hardship payment plan. I pay at less $5 a month for the next 6 months and I will be able to get my Transcripts!
 
My place will be ready on Jan. 29th. I started work on the 24th. of this month. I also have a line on a second job as a shot girt two nights a week.
 
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I know others have many a story of how things have change for them over the time they have been on DU and I hope many will post their stories here!

IIRC, she tried out for a similar job some time back, when all this new saga was just beginning.

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2013, 03:03:37 PM »
DES is the food stamp office. What a stroke of luck they also handle student loans.

I guess this means the nuthatch pie shop doesn't pay a living wage.

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2013, 03:22:08 PM »
I think someone in the other thread mentioned that all her new found friends will soon be there, trying for free drinks.
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2013, 03:36:51 PM »
I've seen plenty of shot girls in my day.  Most of them looked like this:


With some variation in dress and hotness.

I've gotta wonder, though...  What kind of place would hire that buffalo as a shot girl?
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2013, 03:47:00 PM »
I've seen plenty of shot girls in my day.  Most of them looked like this:


With some variation in dress and hotness.

I've gotta wonder, though...  What kind of place would hire that buffalo as a shot girl?
One with extremely dim lighting.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2013, 04:01:01 PM »
One with extremely dim lighting.  :fuelfire:

I don't care how low the lighting is, if you can "feel" her walking towards you before you see her, it's a problem.
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2013, 04:08:34 PM »
I don't care how low the lighting is, if you can "feel" her walking towards you before you see her, it's a problem.
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2013, 04:30:12 PM »
Well, hold on now.  Amber did say "shot girt", and not "shot girl":


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() imp. & p. p. of Gird.
(a.) Bound by a cable; -- used of a vessel so moored by two anchors that she swings against one of the cables by force of the current or tide.
(imp. & p. p.) of Gird
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2013, 04:38:11 PM »
What kind of place would hire that buffalo as a shot girl?

Maybe they're looking for a shot girth.
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2013, 04:46:38 PM »
What, now she thinks she started work at the coffee shop on Christmas Eve??? At least she seems to realize where she's living now.

What IS her obsession with being a shot girl? It's like it's some ideal job for her, and she doesn't meet the physical standards, much less the mental ones to work there. She might as well apply for a job at Hooters. :whatever:

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2013, 04:47:49 PM »
I don't care how low the lighting is, if you can "feel" her walking towards you before you see her, it's a problem.
Given her lifestyle, living in nuthatches and under bridges, it's likely Amber is preceded by her odor.

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2013, 06:04:27 PM »
What, now she thinks she started work at the coffee shop on Christmas Eve??? At least she seems to realize where she's living now.

What IS her obsession with being a shot girl? It's like it's some ideal job for her, and she doesn't meet the physical standards, much less the mental ones to work there. She might as well apply for a job at Hooters. :whatever:

She has been homeless for about three months now.  Maybe she has been losing weight.



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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2013, 08:52:38 PM »
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WOW! Just did the math! I have been a member of DU for over 10 years!

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2013, 09:01:44 PM »
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2013, 09:25:12 PM »
That must have taken all day.

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2013, 08:30:33 AM »
DES is the food stamp office. What a stroke of luck they also handle student loans.

I guess this means the nuthatch pie shop doesn't pay a living wage.

More then likely they don't--her dumbass just had to show her how to walk through the process of deferring or getting a hardship on the loan--something she could have done herself with a phone call and then use of their fax machine, scanner, and/or email for any requested documentation to the hardship.

Who wants to bet she doesn't even make the 5 bucks a month payment after she gets her hands on those transcripts?

As for the other, still pisses me off. You don't make a move and plan on the taxpayers to get you on your feet. You get on your feet, plan your move, and THEN make the move. I did this as a single woman too in my 20's--moved 2000 miles away to A JOB, AN APARTMENT, My FIANCEE, etc--without taxpayers assistance and his financial assistance was minimal. I would bet I was far more green then her in those days and still managed to do it without burdening the taxpayers of the country. And I was flexible with the plan changing if I could not gain employment to the place I was moving to but thankfully that was not an issue. And she's got all the room in the world for flexibility. I have kids rooted in a community now--what I wouldn't give for that kind of flexibility now as I have restarted my career over the last few years. But no...she's got a dream and the rest of us must fund it after the move is made instead of her showing some delayed gratification and self-control and SAVING for that move on her own. Hell, even if she didn't have a job, she could have easily put away a couple thousand bucks and probably even unearned tax money on her return and moved in the spring and just rented a room and hit the trail for work and at least got a similar job initially. There was ZERO reason for taxpayers to fund this if she had just waited her big hind end for the right opportunity based on her own savings and planning to move there on her own dime. This was no emergency that required assistance; this was chosen destitution. ****ing leech!

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2013, 12:59:52 PM »

H5.  Your comments have been great lately, jtyangel. 

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2013, 01:24:56 PM »

There was ZERO reason for taxpayers to fund this if she had just waited her big hind end for the right opportunity based on her own savings and planning to move there on her own dime. This was no emergency that required assistance; this was chosen destitution. ****ing leech!

This is what really got to me too.  I couldn't wrap my head around someone "choosing" to be homeless over having a roof and a job.  Just the fear of living on the streets alone would have kept me at my sister's and working hard to save my money before making a move like that.  Expecting to get charity and government hand outs to help also would have never entered the planning stage of such a move.

On the surface she always appears kind and hopeful.  She plays the victim card beautifully, which I suspect is her way to manipulate others into getting what she needs.      
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2013, 05:52:56 PM »
One with extremely dim lighting.  :fuelfire:

AND with EXTRA strong shots!

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2013, 11:46:44 PM »
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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2014, 10:40:54 PM »
This is what really got to me too.  I couldn't wrap my head around someone "choosing" to be homeless over having a roof and a job.  Just the fear of living on the streets alone would have kept me at my sister's and working hard to save my money before making a move like that.  Expecting to get charity and government hand outs to help also would have never entered the planning stage of such a move.

On the surface she always appears kind and hopeful.  She plays the victim card beautifully, which I suspect is her way to manipulate others into getting what she needs.      

I bet you are right and I notice this is a theme with so many liberals in particular...people unwilling to swallow their pride with relatives and at the same time commit to a plan and use that feeling of whatever it is--embarrassment, shame, not wanting to hear your sister's bitch--as motivation to work towards a solution where you can be the primary decision maker. Everyone has to have it right damn now and she is no exception and she's got a boatload of nerve to then turn around and call taxpayers the problem. She should be getting on her knees and kissng their generous hands for being so charitable as to fund her lack of self-control and stupidity. She's not hard to read though--we the taxpayers have become her 'sisters' and now she can finally rebel and talk shit about them since we can't bad mouth her back, kick her hiney, or demand a thing of her. People like her ultimately loath conservatives because like her family they demand something of her. As I've said before, she can go to hell. She's not only a leech, but she's an ungrateful, slovenly leech. A dime a dozen anymore in this society.

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« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2014, 09:19:57 AM »
I bet you are right and I notice this is a theme with so many liberals in particular...people unwilling to swallow their pride with relatives and at the same time commit to a plan and use that feeling of whatever it is--embarrassment, shame, not wanting to hear your sister's bitch--as motivation to work towards a solution where you can be the primary decision maker. Everyone has to have it right damn now and she is no exception and she's got a boatload of nerve to then turn around and call taxpayers the problem. She should be getting on her knees and kissng their generous hands for being so charitable as to fund her lack of self-control and stupidity. She's not hard to read though--we the taxpayers have become her 'sisters' and now she can finally rebel and talk shit about them since we can't bad mouth her back, kick her hiney, or demand a thing of her. People like her ultimately loath conservatives because like her family they demand something of her. As I've said before, she can go to hell. She's not only a leech, but she's an ungrateful, slovenly leech. A dime a dozen anymore in this society.

I have to call mole on this one.   

Few jobs unless it is in a company that you are paid for as salary requires College Transcript's .  Some have workers come in, learn the trade and they make their way up to Salary and good money.  Some supervisors have a 10 grade education but can run their area top notch and earn their keep.

Most company's do not even require transcripts for a GED or high school diploma for the bottom of the barrel employee's that start as minimum wage floor sweepers and work their way up.

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Re: Lady Freedumb has a second chance at being a shot "girt".
« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2014, 10:02:54 AM »
Few jobs unless it is in a company that you are paid for as salary requires College Transcript's .  Some have workers come in, learn the trade and they make their way up to Salary and good money.  Some supervisors have a 10 grade education but can run their area top notch and earn their keep.

I think my experience is typical. The only time I have needed my transcripts is when I've applied to colleges. Not one employer has asked to see them.

Maybe she is applying to her "meds" school?
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« Reply #23 on: January 02, 2014, 10:38:31 AM »
She's not only a leech, but she's an ungrateful, slovenly leech.
She is a unique leech that selectively sucks the sloth out of others and keeps her supply topped off.

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« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2014, 10:54:25 AM »
She is a unique leech that selectively sucks the sloth out of others and keeps her supply topped off.

Kind of like a leech's leech.

Truly scary.