primitives discuss spicy swine candy

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/115735558

Oh my.

Phentex (8,909 posts)    Sat Dec 7, 2013, 12:20 PM

Spicy Pig Candy...

Last year's bacon jam was a hit so I though I'd try some Spicy Pig Candy to take to a family get together this year. They love anything with bacon.

This is from the Baron of BBQ - Paul Kirk.

Spicy Pig Candy

16 oz thick cut bacon
1/2 c brown sugar
1/2 tsp granulated garlic
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp coriander
1 tsp dry mustard
a couple of dashes of cayenne pepper

Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Line a 12 x 17 baking pan with foil. Place cookie drying racks in pan. Line racks with bacon strips.
 
In a small bowl, combine all ingredients and sprinkle liberally over bacon. Bake for 20-25 minutes until cooked thoroughly. Remove from oven, pat bacon to remove excess grease and let sit to cool and set up. Cut in half to make small appetizers.

Warpy (73,117 posts)    Sat Dec 7, 2013, 04:58 PM
NOMINATED FOR TOP DUmmie OF 2013

1. Insert Nadia G's warning on this one

"Hot sugar doesn't burn, it maims."

This is something you can't sample right out of the oven unless you want to end up in the burn unit.

[Big Dog]

Cut in half to make small appetizers.

WHAT?????

 

[BattleHymn]

WHAT?????

 

Well now, you know the bacon is just an appetizer, right? 

You need to make sure you leave room for the cauliflower breadsticks. 

[tanstaafl]

You need to make sure you leave room for the cauliflower breadsticks. 

And here I thought you were just making an outlandish statement.
Then, to my shame and amazement, I went back to the DUmpster and saw that thread.

[BattleHymn]

And here I thought you were just making an outlandish statement.
Then, to my shame and amazement, I went back to the DUmpster and saw that thread.

Cauliflower breadsticks are just the side dish. 




The main course is lentil loaf:

www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91148.0

and meatloaf made of cream of broccoli soup:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91347.0

You will also need to leave room for chili with mushrooms:

www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89613.0

And for dessert,  bread made with cauliflower and strawberry syrup:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92519.0

[DumbAss Tanker]

I've had candied bacon, IMHO it's gilding the lily.  I'd rather just have plain old bacon.

[GOBUCKS]

Pam Dawson had some awful recipes that should be included here.

[Big Dog]

Cauliflower breadsticks are just the side dish. 




The main course is lentil loaf:

www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91148.0

and meatloaf made of cream of broccoli soup:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91347.0

You will also need to leave room for chili with mushrooms:

www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,89613.0

And for dessert,  bread made with cauliflower and strawberry syrup:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,92519.0

No wonder Proglodytes look so pale and sickly.

[BattleHymn]

A collection of primitive recipes would be nice addition to the Dumping Ground.