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Offline BannedFromDU

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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2013, 11:52:31 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 07, 2013, 11:45:14 AM

You said to ask you anything.


All my anythings would get me banned yet again:

Could you pour wax up your butt and make a mold of the offending penis to give to the cops?
Would you want the wax casting back for your personal use?
Did he at least cuddle you afterward?
Were you wearing tight shorts, or something else to provoke the rape, like undulating on the dance floor of the Boneyard Lounge?
Can you have the amyl nitrate capsules dusted for fingerprints?
Are they YOUR fingerprints?

And so on.





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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2013, 11:54:49 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 07, 2013, 11:45:14 AM
Why did you post this on a public message board?

You said to ask you anything.

Because peter-puffers are by nature attention whores, and - being on the outs with his bartender butt buddy - he was jonesin' for a fix of rousing choruses of what a special widdle snowlake he is. DUmmies like to think they're deep, sophisticated, complicated things, but when you scrape away the layers of bullshit... :whatever:
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2013, 11:57:50 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on December 07, 2013, 11:52:31 AM

All my anythings would get me banned yet again:

Could you pour wax up your butt and make a mold of the offending penis to give to the cops?
Would you want the wax casting back for your personal use?
Did he at least cuddle you afterward?
Were you wearing tight shorts, or something else to provoke the rape, like undulating on the dance floor of the Boneyard Lounge?
Can you have the amyl nitrate capsules dusted for fingerprints?
Are they YOUR fingerprints?

And so on.

You're gonna have to slow down.  I can only give one one H5 an hour.   :lmao:
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2013, 01:12:56 PM »
The DU OP is another gay drama queen..no pun intended..well ok it was intended.
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2013, 02:36:54 PM »
He's just upset he can't remember.

Look, you can't rape the willing.

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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2013, 02:40:10 PM »
He sounds pretty unconcerned about the whole event.  Maybe it wasn't really rape-rape (thanks, Whoopi Goldberg).
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2013, 02:43:46 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on December 07, 2013, 02:40:10 PM
He sounds pretty unconcerned about the whole event.  Maybe it wasn't really rape-rape (thanks, Whoopi Goldberg).

I doubt his story.

"I was raped, but I know the guy and I don't want to get him in trouble" rings false.
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2013, 03:28:14 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on December 07, 2013, 11:52:31 AM

All my anythings would get me banned yet again:

Could you pour wax up your butt and make a mold of the offending penis to give to the cops?
Would you want the wax casting back for your personal use?
Did he at least cuddle you afterward?
Were you wearing tight shorts, or something else to provoke the rape, like undulating on the dance floor of the Boneyard Lounge?
Can you have the amyl nitrate capsules dusted for fingerprints?
Are they YOUR fingerprints?

And so on.


Any witnesses? Did anyone watch?
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2013, 03:33:00 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 07, 2013, 03:28:14 PM
Any witnesses? Did anyone watch?

Do you have a link to the video for the other DUmpmonkeys?
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2013, 03:37:57 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on December 07, 2013, 03:33:00 PM
Do you have a link to the video for the other DUmpmonkeys?

Someone probably does. Ameture video i would guess.
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2013, 03:41:00 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 07, 2013, 03:37:57 PM
Someone probably does. Ameture video i would guess.


Of course it's on video. As I said elsewhere, peter puffers are nothing if they aren't attention whores.
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2013, 03:56:17 PM »
I hve a question Prism; Did you think it a little strange when your friendly bartender said to you "go, stand by the pool table, I'll come over in a few minutes"?
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2013, 04:07:47 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on December 07, 2013, 03:56:17 PM
I hve a question Prism; Did you think it a little strange when your friendly bartender said to you "go, stand by the pool table, I'll come over in a few minutes"?
What is stranger is he thought the bartender was talking about something else when he asked the DUmmie if he could push his stool in for him.
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2013, 05:10:09 PM »
"Maybe it wasn't really rape-rape (thanks, Whoopi Goldberg)."


I don't believe his story for a second.  So he's drunk..passed out...yet remembers "portions of pain".  Other holes and his whole "aw shucks" attitude rings false. 
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2013, 05:29:14 PM »
Quote from: rabbitsfoot8 on December 07, 2013, 05:10:09 PM

I don't believe his story for a second.  So he's drunk..passed out...yet remembers "portions of pain".  Other holes and his whole "aw shucks" attitude rings false. 

I wonder if a "portion of pain" is all that one would remember if a portion of someones shawantz found it's way up a portion of anothers rectum? I'm thinking it would be a little more than a "portion", something on the lines of a full-blown SHTF pain!
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2013, 06:07:05 PM »
Prism was probably really asking for it. Seriously. Getting that stinking drunk is a gay bar is like reaching for the soap in prison.

If you go to a bar, always look for the nearest rape free zone.
Why didn't he blow the rape whistle?
Or at the very least why didn't he yell, "Leave Brittany alone!"
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2013, 06:10:28 PM »
Just to give everyone prior notice, I'm going to be writing a similar post shortly after April 15th.

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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2013, 06:15:24 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on December 07, 2013, 05:00:28 AM
Raped? My ass!

No!

HIS ass!   :lmao:

On a side note, to quote the late, great Southern humorist, Lewis Grizzard:

"Damn, brother, I don't believe I'd told that!"   :rotf:
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2013, 06:16:56 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 07, 2013, 06:07:05 PM
Prism was probably really asking for it. Seriously. Getting that stinking drunk is a gay bar is like reaching for the soap in prison.

If you go to a bar, always look for the nearest rape free zone.
Why didn't he blow the rape whistle?
Or at the very least why didn't he yell, "Leave Brittany alone!"

Why didn't he just vomit on himself?

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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #44 on: December 07, 2013, 06:32:12 PM »
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #45 on: December 08, 2013, 07:44:51 AM »
What a ******* insult to rape victims.
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2013, 08:12:05 AM »
I think that "ask me anything" part was just a ploy looking for dates this coming weekend.  So far he says he's been raped and promises to not talk about it.... what would a gay rapist think about such a thing...hmm....
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2013, 09:29:15 AM »
Hope somebody over there advises jism to visit it's doctor (assuming it can find one).  Although, I expect the rapist probably used a condom since gay people are like super responsible and caring and such.
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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2013, 10:32:35 AM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on December 08, 2013, 09:29:15 AM
Hope somebody over there advises jism to visit it's doctor (assuming it can find one).  Although, I expect the rapist probably used a condom since gay people are like super responsible and caring and such.

Good point.

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Re: I was raped this week, ask me anything
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2013, 10:41:46 AM »
Did ya back up?
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