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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #150 on: December 13, 2013, 06:38:19 PM »
It appears the brain-damaged primitive has been giving her a good run for the number one spot, but I am defiantly confident the cousin
shall, prevail in the end.
Nope. Don't agree.

Yeah, sure. Your cousin has the weight to be Top Ten material year after year, I just can't muster the wherewithal to tap her as THE Top DUmmie. OP after OP, it's just the same ol' same ol'. Basically the only thing that changes is the cast of supposed bullies that nip at her cankles. They are the reason I even read about any of her screes.

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #151 on: December 13, 2013, 06:45:24 PM »
OK, here are my votes. I know its a secret ballot, but Jimmie crack corn and...

the group award:  the moles. Because we are better than you DUmmies.

Excellent, sir; I thank you for your support.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #152 on: December 13, 2013, 06:46:47 PM »
Nope. Don't agree.

Yeah, sure. Your cousin has the weight to be Top Ten material year after year, I just can't muster the wherewithal to tap her as THE Top DUmmie. OP after OP, it's just the same ol' same ol'. Basically the only thing that changes is the cast of supposed bullies that nip at her cankles. They are the reason I even read about any of her screes.

But surely one has to look in awe at her sheer tenacity.

Damn; any other primitive would've dropped a long time ago.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #153 on: December 13, 2013, 06:53:26 PM »
I refuse to reward any DUmpmonkey who swims over here to campaign. No votes for PhDD, Pretzel Dick, or Lilith.

DOTY:
1. Doug the Walrus
2. Princess PocaHomelessWhiteChickForFiveBucks, the Tucson Tart
3. Gnads the Incomprehensible
4. LocoPuffs
5. Dennis the Menace to Society
6. Dorkangelnumbers, Instant Nurse (just add water)
7. Fizzy
8. Ken Tuckunder
9. rsmithnumbers, the trucker who can't back up
10. Skippy (throwing coach a bone)

The Willie:
Stinky the Dude (turning into Norma Desmond before our eyes)

The Steve:
Doug the Walrus

The Nadin:
gNads the Incomprehensible

The Rob:
LocoPuffs, funniest mother****er on the Internets

Group:
The bullies
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #154 on: December 13, 2013, 06:58:57 PM »

DOTY:

10. Skippy (throwing coach a bone)

Thank you, sir; my humble gratitude knows no bounds.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #155 on: December 13, 2013, 07:09:37 PM »
I'm pleased to see so many ballots filled with members from the Mental Health Forum.  I might as well post what I emailed Mr. Wiggum, since everybody else is doing the same:

Top DUmmies
1-Lady Freedom Returns
2-Locut0s
3-rsmith6621
4-denninmi
5-cbayer
nadinbrzezinski
NYC_SKP
DainBramaged
fizzgig
BainsBane


the Willie
Redstone

the Steve
DainBramaged

the Rob
BainsBane

the Nadin

nadinbrzezinski

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wish-a-dupe beggars 

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #156 on: December 13, 2013, 07:10:04 PM »

I forgot to add why Skippy winning an award is important, at least to me, other than for the reasons given in comments scattered throughout this thread.

Skippy came from a dirt-poor, hard-scrabble background--his tale rings eminently credible and honest, although I don't buy this thing about being "poor" because one had a black-and-white television; back in that era, although color television was available, most American homes still had black-and-white television.

But all else rings true; his description of watching his grandmother wringing necks of chickens and unfeathering them is a classic.

However, despite the economic status of his family, it appears that his grandfather, his grandmother, his mother, and his sister were what my parents always called "people of quality."  Poor, but honest, hardworking, and compassionate.  Despite their circumstances, these were people of good breeding.

Skippy himself, despite all these advantages, ended up a primitive.

I'd like to write about where Skippy went wrong.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #157 on: December 13, 2013, 07:20:34 PM »
Top DUmmies
5-cbayer

Thank you, sir, but alas I don't think she's going to make it.

I wish she would, though; I'm confident I could skewer her pretty good in an award.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #158 on: December 13, 2013, 07:22:16 PM »
By the way, don't anybody vote based on the primitives I want to write about.

Vote your conscience; I can handle writing about primitives I don't want to write about.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #159 on: December 13, 2013, 07:43:33 PM »
Thank you, sir, but alas I don't think she's going to make it.

I wish she would, though; I'm confident I could skewer her pretty good in an award.

It's a shame, too.  She's had a pretty good year, I think. 

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #160 on: December 13, 2013, 08:52:05 PM »
It's a shame, too.  She's had a pretty good year, I think. 

Oh yeah.

All that self-righteous high-falutin' talk about how she and her eccentric English husband are being gentle on Mother Gaia, living on a tiny little boat where they, obviously, can't press down a very big carbon footprint.

Unfortunately, they live the minimalist lifestyle on the boat only about a quarter or a third of a year; all the rest of the year, they're stamping out enormous carbon footprints staying on land in luxury suites in five-star hotels, dining in fine restaurants, renting low-gas-mileage luxury cars to drive around the country, and jet-setting to Europe and Africa.....which of course cancels out all "savings" from living on the boat.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #161 on: December 13, 2013, 09:00:37 PM »
Since others posted, here was mine:

1. DainBramaged
2. Lady Freedom Returns
3. graham4anything
4. TheMastersNemisis
5. cali

other five:

kentuck, Taverner, Skinner, Locut0s, Prosense

Willie: benburch

Steve Dawkins: DainBramaged

RobMc: Taverner

Nadin: BainsBane

Group: Obamacare lemmings

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #162 on: December 13, 2013, 09:02:21 PM »

Hey, since you won't be around, an early happy birthday!
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #163 on: December 13, 2013, 09:06:59 PM »
<<<remains defiantly confident cousin nadin will come through.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #164 on: December 13, 2013, 09:22:52 PM »
Guess I am a contrarian

1) DainBramaged
2) TheMastersNemesis
3) Lady Freedom Returns
4) Locut0s
5) gopiscrap

6-10) nadinbrzezinski
        ProSense
        graham4anything
        denninmi
        BainsBane

Willie...bobbolink

Steve...Taverner

Rob...stevenleser

Nadin...TheMagistrate

group... the bullies

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #165 on: December 13, 2013, 09:24:52 PM »
Guess I am a contrarian

Yes, indeed you are.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #166 on: December 14, 2013, 12:28:45 AM »
Doug Bulna is the epitome of a one-hit wonder.

His fame is based on a single post, and when the unintended side effects of that post became apparent, he clammed up and has rarely been seen since.

He is less deserving of a vote than even the smartass dipshit mole last year, or DUmmy Ann Pritchett from a few years ago.

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #167 on: December 14, 2013, 12:51:32 AM »
Doug Bulna is the epitome of a one-hit wonder.

His fame is based on a single post, and when the unintended side effects of that post became apparent, he clammed up and has rarely been seen since.

He is less deserving of a vote than even the smartass dipshit mole last year, or DUmmy Ann Pritchett from a few years ago.
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Re: nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013 (closed)
« Reply #168 on: December 14, 2013, 12:59:45 AM »
Here they are. For me, anyway.



to me

 
 









For DOTY
Cali
Sabrina1
grahem4anything replaced by LFR
grasswire
denninimi
rsmithnumbers
trumad
taverner
mrscorpio
fizzgig

The Pitt
Bobbolink

The Steve
Dain of course

The Rob
:jugs  :yahoo:

The Nad
:jugs  :yahoo:

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The bullies
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #169 on: December 14, 2013, 02:44:25 AM »
Doug Bulna is the epitome of a one-hit wonder.

His fame is based on a single post, and when the unintended side effects of that post became apparent, he clammed up and has rarely been seen since.

He is less deserving of a vote than even the smartass dipshit mole last year, or DUmmy Ann Pritchett from a few years ago.

I gotta disagree. Doug Bulna has been an obnoxious DUmbass from day one. His iggy list has no rival. Why do you think that on a board with over 5,000 active members not one has inquired about his absence?

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #170 on: December 14, 2013, 05:12:11 AM »
Here's mine and I have to apologize to Ralph because I just saw the little check box for saving aPM into your outbox.  So I sent him a few PM's thinking my computer was acting up.  Apparently, I need to send more PM's.

Here's my top 10:

The Top 5

#1 TheMastersNemesis
#2 Pretzel_Warrior
#3 Lady Freedom Returns
#4 nadinbrzezinski
#5 BainsBane

The rest of the top 10

cali
CaliforniaPeggy
Fire Walk With Me
Laelth
MrScorpio

The Willie

bobbolink

The Steve

Taverner

The Rob

Fat Che's Little Brother

The Nadin

The Magistrate

The Group

The Anti Gun Nuts
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #171 on: December 14, 2013, 07:12:43 AM »
I gotta disagree. Doug Bulna has been an obnoxious DUmbass from day one. His iggy list has no rival. Why do you think that on a board with over 5,000 active members not one has inquired about his absence?


Hi5. Yep, we did DU a favor. In fact I heard that Frank got a secret thank you note from Skinner.
or was it...Skinner is Frank's mole? I get confused sometimes.

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #172 on: December 14, 2013, 09:06:37 AM »
Well, I of course don't know any more about how voting went than anybody else does, other than the guy who's counting them, but I'm suspecting that with the Top DUmmies of 2013, the torch has been passed onto a new generation of primitives.  

When one looks at the ballot, there were, really, very few candidates from the ancien regime--the Bostonian Drunkard, the CalPig primitive, the Taverner primitive, the mike_c primitive, the sparkling old dude, and a very few others--who were among the first generation of Top DUmmies.

And probably none of these old fogies are going to get elected to anything.

This is apparently the year that marks out with the old, in with the new.
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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #173 on: December 14, 2013, 09:39:49 AM »
Doug Bulna is the epitome of a one-hit wonder.

His fame is based on a single post, and when the unintended side effects of that post became apparent, he clammed up and has rarely been seen since.

He is less deserving of a vote than even the smartass dipshit mole last year, or DUmmy Ann Pritchett from a few years ago.

I get what you are saying but that one post climaxed many many years of DUmp idiocy.
To me he is the epic DUmbass...immature,ignorant,and like an infant always lashing out in rage at things he does not like.
For the year 2013 he epitomized what a DUmbass is.

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Re: campaign thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013
« Reply #174 on: December 14, 2013, 09:49:18 AM »
I get what you are saying but that one post climaxed many many years of DUmp idiocy.
To me he is the epic DUmbass...immature,ignorant,and like an infant always lashing out in rage at things he does not like.
For the year 2013 he epitomized what a DUmbass is.

This is for the DUmmy of the year. I'm only voting on what went down in 2013.

It might be worth exploring a DUmmy of the decade (DOTD), covering 2003 to 2013.
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