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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #75 on: December 05, 2013, 04:47:31 PM »
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Re: Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #76 on: December 05, 2013, 04:49:08 PM »
11 Boo...shut the fu*k up you Stolen Valor POS
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #77 on: December 05, 2013, 04:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Know-it-all Nadin
Those cheap ones have not spent a red cent on a certificate, let alone a proper trophy...don't even dream of the awards winner.

Nadin, Nadin, Nadin. . . . This whining does not become you. Really.

Look, the annual DOTY Awards ceremony did start out as a modest affair, true:



But over time it has grown significantly, to the lavish blow-out soirée it is today:



And the prizes have grown accordingly. This year, for example, the winner will be awarded the much-coveted DOTY Belt, which he or she will be able to wear proudly all year.



What a grand moment it will be when the judges place the DOTY Belt around your waist (and nether regions), snugly strapping you in:



And of course, the DOTY Belt will be adorned with the eye-catching "Team DOTY" Belt Buckle:



But wait! That's not all! This year the winner of DOTY 2013 will be whisked away to the fun-and-sun capital of the Midwest--that's right, the fabulous Nebraska Sandhills--for an exciting week-long vacation, all-expenses paid, hosted by our own franksolich! (The runner-up will have to go for two weeks.)



So don't think we're doing this thing on the cheap. No, no. We're pulling out all the stops.

But you better put the medal to the petal, Nadin, if you think you've got a shot for DUmmie Of The Year this year. You can't just rest on your florals. IMO, Bulna has a huge lead at this point. Get with it, sister!
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #78 on: December 05, 2013, 04:52:13 PM »

Good one, Charles; that's awesome.

Can anyone devise an award that can be posted, and the winning primitive can simply print it off, for framing?
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #79 on: December 05, 2013, 04:54:13 PM »

Good one, Charles; that's awesome.

Can anyone devise an award that can be posted, and the winning primitive can simply print it off, for framing?

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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #80 on: December 05, 2013, 04:58:34 PM »
That whole kerfunkle looked like DUmmie FUnnies material.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #81 on: December 05, 2013, 04:58:51 PM »
Where is the bookmaker?

That's GOPCongress.

But it seems to me the background, faintly, should be this:


because that's been the image of Skins's island for years and years and years, suggesting some sort of malevolent miasma shrouding an isolated island.
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #82 on: December 05, 2013, 04:59:25 PM »


What a grand moment it will be when the judges place the DOTY Belt around your waist (and nether regions), snugly strapping you in:


Hilarious post, Charles, but I may have found a flaw:  Assuming nads wins the 2013 DOTY, where are you going to find a belt big enough to go all the way around her tremendous girth?  

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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #83 on: December 05, 2013, 05:04:04 PM »
Poor Nads...she doesn't know how much she has put her (and her husband) out there.

And the fast attack community is notoriously small.  Six degrees of separation?  Pfft.  Try 2-3, tops.  And the stories I've heard about Tom Abbott are, shall we say, interesting.
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #84 on: December 05, 2013, 05:06:32 PM »
Hilarious post, Charles, but I may have found a flaw:  Assuming nads wins the 2013 DOTY, where are you going to find a belt big enough to go all the way around her tremendous girth?  



Doty Belt Large

$169.95

The Large model has six handles around the belt and will expand up to 80” in circumference.
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #85 on: December 05, 2013, 05:07:31 PM »
Poor Nads...she doesn't know how much she has put her (and her husband) out there.

And the fast attack community is notoriously small.  Six degrees of separation?  Pfft.  Try 2-3, tops.  And the stories I've heard about Tom Abbott are, shall we say, interesting.

Well, the ones about his love of bestiality are obviously true.
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #86 on: December 05, 2013, 05:08:25 PM »


Doty Belt Large

$169.95

The Large model has six handles around the belt and will expand up to 80” in circumference.

Looks like Kevlar, too.  :)
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #87 on: December 05, 2013, 05:09:54 PM »


Doty Belt Large

$169.95

The Large model has six handles around the belt and will expand up to 80” in circumference.



What are the handles and metal rings for?







On second though, I don't want to know.

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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #88 on: December 05, 2013, 05:13:48 PM »

What are the handles and metal rings for?



On second though, I don't want to know.



     Pab suggested those, so use your imagination.
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #89 on: December 05, 2013, 05:32:54 PM »
I see a whole lot of shit talking badasses, hiding behind $kinner's apron...   
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #90 on: December 05, 2013, 06:05:00 PM »

Good one, Charles; that's awesome.

Can anyone devise an award that can be posted, and the winning primitive can simply print it off, for framing?

I actually made one a couple of years ago but never posted it. I may still have it on my hard drive somewhere.


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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #91 on: December 05, 2013, 06:10:55 PM »
nadin's circumference is only gargantuan in comparison to her height.

It isn't in the same ballpark with the LVL or the grotesque parent-killer Bennyboy.

Think of the Lollipop Guild spokesman.

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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #92 on: December 05, 2013, 06:26:15 PM »
This is so funny.  I have been reading and laughing at the DU for years now. Today I read this thread in there forum and now found this site.  THANKS DU!  I am a freeper (youngblackrepublican) for years.  I have now found another conservative site...beautiful.


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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #93 on: December 05, 2013, 06:33:17 PM »
"I must admit I visit DU daily... it can be raining, snowing, cold or rainy and a 10 minute visit there will brighten my day."

That's exactly how I feel.  I visit them for laughs.  Sometimes I'm literally crying laughing at their posts and logic.  I just never knew there was a entire site dedicated to my love for laughing at them...awesome.

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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #94 on: December 05, 2013, 06:36:11 PM »
This is so funny.  I have been reading and laughing at the DU for years now. Today I read this thread in there forum and now found this site.  THANKS DU!  I am a freeper (youngblackrepublican) for years.  I have now found another conservative site...beautiful.


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Welcome

Do you know civil rights history?

This is a guy from DU on another thread

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93009.msg1164923.html#msg1164923
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #95 on: December 05, 2013, 06:36:54 PM »
And the fast attack community is notoriously small.  Six degrees of separation?  Pfft.  Try 2-3, tops.  And the stories I've heard about Tom Abbott are, shall we say, interesting.

No shit?
"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful."

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John C Calhoun, "Disquisition on Government", 1840

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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #96 on: December 05, 2013, 06:37:49 PM »
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Wingnut dispshit website has a new Public Enemy #1. And it's our own ... 

William Rivers Pitt. Heh ... heh ... they call him "Willie".
I find it hilarious that a group of marginally literate fools decided to go after a man who makes his living with his language and his wit.
I mean, we're talking about Mama's-basement-dwelling-twits who, when they click on spell check, receive a message that reads "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?" And these are the clowns who have targeted an erudite progressive spokesman?
Hang in there, Will. If a man is known by his enemies, you couldn't have chosen a better group of foils.

I'm just finishing up on a college level English Composition class that I'm taking for personal enrichment. It is not an overstatement to say that the pitster doesn't write at even a good high school level. There are rules for composition which he seems to be unaware of. My professor would laugh at any one of his compositions. That doesn't mean that he would disagree with his message, but he would hand back any of his work marked with a R (redo). Short posts on an internet chat board are one thing but Pitts essay writing reprinted on DU for our amusement simply sucks from a literary perspective.
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Re: Newbie DUmmy found a right-wing site that discusses DUmmies
« Reply #97 on: December 05, 2013, 06:42:42 PM »
Welcome

Do you know civil rights history?

This is a guy from DU on another thread

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,93009.msg1164923.html#msg1164923
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« Reply #98 on: December 05, 2013, 06:45:01 PM »
"You idiots and your antecedents foughta against civil rights for African Americans, equal rights for women, voting rights for both of those groups, and social safety net such as social security.  Always, you are on the wrong side of history."

There are about 27 things wrong with the factual history of these sentences...so really I'm at a loss as to where to begin. 

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« Reply #99 on: December 05, 2013, 06:51:15 PM »
"I must admit I visit DU daily... it can be raining, snowing, cold or rainy and a 10 minute visit there will brighten my day."

That's exactly how I feel.  I visit them for laughs.  Sometimes I'm literally crying laughing at their posts and logic.  I just never knew there was a entire site dedicated to my love for laughing at them...awesome.

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