nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013 (closed)

[Chris_]

I don't remember anything like this last year.  Do they often make a head on run at the Dotys like this.

It doesn't happen every year.  We usually get most of the weirdos during major holidays and summer vacation.

[obumazombie]

This whole contest shows what little sister syndrome you guys suffer from. And for the Willie, no mention of Bev Harris shows how dumb and lacking in cognitive memory your group think circle jerk really is.

What is it with you libs and your projection ? If you knew just a few people on this site you would know you couldn't possibly be making such assertions about this forum.
What you know best you project most, like group think and talking points.
And what is it about you people and your character assassination ? Don't shoot the messenger, shoot down the message, if you can, lib.

[franksolich]

I don't remember anything like this last year.  Do they often make a head on run at the Dotys like this.

It can either be the primitives whining more than usual about us, but on Skins's island, as appears to be the current case.  I wish they'd spread their whining over the year, instead of bringing it to a head now, when one's so preoccupied with so many other things one can't engage them as much as one'd like.

Or it could be a primitive actually coming here and staying a while, as Systematic Chaos did last year, or the late Tangerine LaBamba did three years ago, or as AllentownJake did four years ago.

Something of some nature always happens during the Top DUmmies contest.

[franksolich]

Okay, this is what?--about 40 hours before nominations close.

The ballot thus far:

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Top DUmmies (twenty to be selected, top ten to be especially prized):

1StrongBlackMan
Are_grits_groceries
BainsBane
Bennyboy
cali

CaliforniaPeggy
cbayer
DainBramaged
darkangel218
denninmi

DFW
Drale
Dreamer Tatum
Fire_Walk_With_Me
fizzgig
fumesucker

gopiscrap
graham4anything
grasswire
Judi Lynn
kentuck

kpete
Lady Freedom Returns
Laelth
Link Speed
Locut0s

malaise
Manifestor_of_Light
mike_c
MineralMan
MrScorpio

nadinbrzezinski
NYC_SKP
Omaha Steve
Fat Che's Little Brother
Octafish

onehandle
Pretzel_Warrior
ProSense
rsmith6621
sabrina 1

Scuba
seabeyond
SidDithers
Skinner
Skittles

Socialist_in_TN
Steve2470
stevenleser
Taverner
Th1onein

TheMastersNemesis
treestar
trumad
WilliamPitt
William769

zappaman

- - - - - - - - - -

the Willie:

Andy Stephenson
benburch
cali
EFerrari
Omaha Steve
Redstone
Stinky the Clown
Tangerine LaBamba
Th1onein
undergroundpanther

the Steve:

BainsBane
DainBramaged
Taverner
Th1onein

the Rob:

Atman
BainsBane
denninmi
Lady Freedom Returns
Locut0s
nadinbrzezinski
Fat Che's Little Brother
SidDithers
stevenleser
Taverner

the Nadin:

BainsBane
nadinbrzezinski
ProSense
stewert

group award:

the anti-gun nuts
the bullies
the cooking and baking primitives
the exiles to OldElmTree
the moles
the 0bamacare lemmings
the wish-for-a-dupe beggars

[Charles Henrickson]

Definitely the already-awarded WilliamPitt, nadinbrzezinski, and TomInTib (in his many guises) would be on my Mount Rushmore of DUmmieland as being among the most memorable DUmmies ever. If I had to pick a few others who have not yet won the Willie, they would be, and so I nominate:

Andy Stephenson:  The late lamented red round one, the center of the maelstrom that rocked the internet!
sfexpat2000/EFerrari:  So prominent for so long, and then . . . so long!
bobbolink:  Bobo the Hobo, posting from her home in the back of a Buick. Winning the Willie would be sweet revenge!
benburch:  The butt of so many jokes!

They all would be deserving first-ballot inductees into the DUmmieland Hall of Fame.

The ballot thus far . . .

the Willie:

Andy Stephenson
benburch
cali
EFerrari
Omaha Steve
Redstone
Stinky the Clown
Tangerine LaBamba
Th1onein
undergroundpanther

Please include, sir, my nomination of bobbolink for the Willie.  Also, on EFerrari, I would list her as sfexpat2000/EFerrari, since she gained much of her renown and fame and memorableness under her previous nom de DUmb.

[franksolich]

Please include, sir, my nomination of bobbolink for the Willie.  Also, on EFerrari, I would list her as sfexpat2000/EFerrari, since she gained much of her renown and fame and memorableness under her previous nom de DUmb.

The rules say the Willie's a one-time award, and so once a primitive's won it, the primitive's not eligible for it any more.  The bobbling primitive's won it before.

[wasp69]

This whole contest shows what little sister syndrome you guys suffer from. And for the Willie, no mention of Bev Harris shows how dumb and lacking in cognitive memory your group think circle jerk really is.

Oh, for God's sake, just post your own name for all of the categories and shut your cockholster, DUmmie.

Sheesh, I have never seen one of these morons campaign so hard for themselves...  

[franksolich]

The rules say the Willie's a one-time award, and so once a primitive's won it, the primitive's not eligible for it any more.  The bobbling primitive's won it before.

Ooops ooops ooops.

<<has egg on face.

The bobbling primitive hasn't ever won the Willie before, so she'll be on the ballot.

<<was going by memory, and misremembered BouncyBall for bobolink.

Sorry.

<<has egg on face.

[Dori]

This is going to be hard to decide.  Is the Nadin award for word salads?
Where are the descriptions of the awards again?

[franksolich]

This is going to be hard to decide.  Is the Nadin award for word salads?
Where are the descriptions of the awards again?

On the first page here.  Also, the parameters of the special awards will be on the ballot too.

[Charles Henrickson]

And for the Willie, no mention of Bev Harris shows how dumb and lacking in cognitive memory your group think circle jerk really is.

BBV Bev shut out?? It's a diabolical Diebold plot, I tell you! We must demand VOTER-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS! DU it for Andy!!

[wasp69]

So, here are my submissions:

DOTY

dfk - For having his seditious scalp tacked to $kinner's wall after so many years of loyal service.

Cherokee Progressive - A sarcastic voice of occasional reason in a hurricane of stupidity.


Group

The DU gay mafia - These deviants seem to be able to survive $kinner's purges better than cockroaches surviving a nuclear winter, only to come back bitchier than before.

The DU man haters - Seriously, how did Seabeyond's bra burners not make the nominations?  Has anyone seen a more toxic collection of hormonal demons than this bunch?

The Rob

Dainbramaged - Who hasn't laughed their ass off at this fool?  Especially since Labor Day?

The Nadin

Dainbramaged - DUmmie Doug's penchant for hearing no voice other than his own and never being wrong.  Benghazi!

[Charles Henrickson]

Ooops ooops ooops.

<<has egg on face.

The bobbling primitive hasn't ever won the Willie before, so she'll be on the ballot.

<<was going by memory, and misremembered BouncyBall for bobolink.

Sorry.

<<has egg on face.

But a H5 in your favor, frank, for your attentiveness in tracking down the facts and your humility and grace in admitting an oversight and making the necessary correction.

[MoshMasterD]

So, here are my submissions:

DOTY

dfk - For having his seditious scalp tacked to $kinner's wall after so many years of loyal service.

Cherokee Progressive - A sarcastic voice of occasional reason in a hurricane of stupidity.


Group

The DU gay mafia - These deviants seem to be able to survive $kinner's purges better than cockroaches surviving a nuclear winter, only to come back bitchier than before.

The DU man haters - Seriously, how did Seabeyond's bra burners not make the nominations?  Has anyone seen a more toxic collection of hormonal demons than this bunch?

The Rob

Dainbramaged - Who hasn't laughed their ass off at this fool?  Especially since Labor Day?

The Nadin

Dainbramaged - DUmmie Doug's penchant for hearing no voice other than his own and never being wrong.  Benghazi!

You mean "RAINBOW 7"

[Ralph Wiggum]

BBV Bev shut out?? It's a diabolical Diebold plot, I tell you! We must demand VOTER-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS! DU it for Andy!!

 

[GOBUCKS]

For the Rob, for trying to sound authoritative and wise, while being comically addled and stupid - grasswipe Judy Smith, pie shoppe proprietress, matriarch of six living generations, and Miss Addled Oregon of 2013.

For the Willie, the Mount Rushmore of the DUmp, Pam Dawson. For two or three years, no DUmmy provided more quality democrat lunacy than Pam, from her cruise ship adultery, her vulgar grandmother, her graphic gut rot details, her five-story starter home, her Glock, her plagiarism, to her demotion to guarding felonious teens. Pam is an icon, one of the Founding Loonies of the DUmp.

(And by the way, how on earth did that useless robo-poster Grayson ever win an award? Must have been the same people who voted for Ann Pritchett, and were duped by the asshat last year.)

For DUmmy of the Year - certainly not a winner but a prominent contributor who coulda been a contender - ugly DUmmy Warpy

[franksolich]

Thanks, sir.

I was hoping those would get nominated, but didn't do it myself lest they think franksolich was stalking them.

<<<sensitive to the feelings of primitives.

[Carl]

I nominate The Magistrate for the nadin...few are as insufferably pompous and arrogant in their abject idiocy as he is.

[Ralph Wiggum]

I nominate The Magistrate for the nadin...few are as insufferably pompous and arrogant in their abject idiocy as he is.

Sir, have you no decency? 

[GOP Congress]

I guess I am in the unique position of being the sitting DOTY in nominating the wonderful group of alleged humans for their awards. (Yes, I sense another BS or two for that self-indulgent remark, but I digress.)

Steven Dawes award: Who else but DainBramaged? Doug Bulna's playful escapade with the remote resulting in his walduding is a runaway for this award.

Robyn McGrath award: I'm leaning toward LocoNuts for sheer self-pity in a humorous hubris manner.

Nadin Abbott award: Gotta go with Nadin herself in the inaugural of this new category named after her.

William Rivers Pitt award: Stinky the Clown, just because of the name, I admit. Other than that, I don't really see a standout in the legacy department.

And for DOTY: Nadin again, pretty much in a runaway this year. She was my pick last year, and is deserved of the buck-toothed ass award.

[Tucker]

I nominate The Magistrate for the nadin...few are as insufferably pompous and arrogant in their abject idiocy as he is.

I still think that he is Franks mole.

[wasp69]

Has dead DUmmie Don, NN numbers, been nominated for DOTY?  If not, I nominate him for finally escaping the corrupt Illinois machine he helped create.

[franksolich]

Has dead DUmmie Don, NN numbers, been nominated for DOTY?  If not, I nominate him for finally escaping the corrupt Illinois machine he helped create.

No, he hasn't been nominated, but I guess he is now.

I wanted to nominate him, but desisted because some primitives paranoically "connect" franksolich with dead primitives, for some reason.

[Tucker]

No, he hasn't been nominated, but I guess he is now.

I wanted to nominate him, but desisted because some primitives paranoically "connect" franksolich with dead primitives, for some reason.

If that's the case, nominate all 5,000 of them.

[franksolich]

NNN0LHI

<<<had to look up his exact screen name, as it was always confusing.

For those who've forgotten, according to the "forest ranger" DumboTex, the late grouchy old Don used his call-letters from some radio hobby as his primitive screen-name.