nominating thread for the Top DUmmies of 2013 (closed)

[Tucker]

I think the moron ambulance chaser,singles website creeper and online gamer from Georgia,Laelth,deserves a nomination for DOTY.

I forgot about him. He deserves to be named scumbag of the year.

[franksolich]

That recent spurt of nominations has made it necessary for an updated list.

Top DUmmies (twenty to be selected, top ten to be especially prized):

1StrongBlackMan
Are_Grits_Groceries
BainsBane
Bennyboy
berlum

bigdarryl
cali
Cali_Democrat
California Peggy
cbayer

DainBramaged
darkangel218
deninmi
diabeticman
DFW

fizzgig
fumesucker
gopiscrap
graham4anything
grasswire

HarveyDarkey
itchingcarpenter
JaneyVee
JudiLynn
KelliKatt44

kentuck
Lady Freedom Returns
Laelth
Link Speed
Loc0nuts

malaise
Manifestor_of_Light
Mineral Man
MrScorpio
nadinbrzezinski

NYC_SKP
Omaha Steve
Pab Sungenius
onehandle
Pretzel_Warrior

ProSense
rsmith6621
Sabrina 1
Scuba
Seabeyond

SidDithers
Skinner
Steve2470
steveleser
Taverner

TX4Obama
TheMastersNemesis
treestar
trumad
William Pitt

William769
yurbud

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the Willie:

Andy Stephenson
cali
DainBramaged
EFerrari
Omaha Steve
Redstone
Stinky the Clown

the Steve:

DainBramaged
Taverner

the Rob:

Atman
BainsBane
deninmi
Lady Freedom Returns
Loc0nuts
nadinbrzezinski
Pab Sungenius
Pretzel_Warrior
steveleser
Taverner

the Nadin:

BainsBane
nadinbrzezinski
ProSense

group award:

the anti-gun nuts
the bullies
the cooking and baking primitives
the moles
the 0bama Gestapo
the 0bamacare lemmings (name of group tentative, subject to change)
the wish-for-a-dupe beggars

[Tucker]

 

Delete this post. Stupid intertubes.

[EagleKeeper]

What's the difference between the Obama Gestapo and the Obamacare Lemmings?

I, personally, don't see the difference.

[franksolich]

What's the difference between the Obama Gestapo and the Obamacare Lemmings?

I, personally, don't see the difference.

The 0bamacare lemmings are those primitives vigorously trying to counteract tales of woe about new medical insurance plans.

The 0bama Gestapo are the apologists for the Big Zero, period.

Two different groups.

[EagleKeeper]

The 0bamacare lemmings are those primitives vigorously trying to counteract tales of woe about new medical insurance plans.

The 0bama Gestapo are the apologists for the Big Zero, period.

Two different groups.

I think I might have made a mistake, gimme a break this is only my second stab at the DOTY.

My last post was my votes...not nominations...I was starting to stress as the days wind down but as I reflect on it I see my mistake.

I admit that I tend to get caught up on the small things, I'll revisit the OP.

Thank you for your understanding.

[sharkhawk]

Nominations for DOTY.

Th1onein  Also would like to put her up for the Steve.  DainBramaged might have lost his job, but she put her life and the lives of her Spawn in grave danger, by bringing a "ghettoish" dude into her and their lives.

Kpete, can't believe she hasn't been brought up yet.  Also maybe there should be a special award for the Dummy who posts from behind gated walls.  Maybe a Flyarm award.

Dreamer Tatum, Zappaman and Sid Dithers.  For occasionally adding some sanity to the DUmp and knocking down the silly conspiracy theories of true moonbats such as

Octafish.  So proud of having attended a 50th ANNIVERSY JFK conspiracy conference.

Judy Lynn  A true moonbat.  Still believes in Hugo and the Bolivarian revolution, and thinks that Casto holds democratic elections. Always had a soft spot for the true  Stalinists

Socialist in TN  see above

Mike C  The  bug doctor, never misses a spot to complain about not being able  to pay down his student loans.

Willie  UP

SteveThe1onein

[sharkhawk]

group Old Elm Tree

[Tucker]

Nominations for DOTY.

Th1onein 

SteveThe1onein

Malanie thanks you.

[franksolich]

Okay, the corrected and updated list:

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Top DUmmies (twenty to be selected, top ten to be especially prized):

1StrongBlackMan
Are_Grits_Groceries
BainsBane
Bennyboy
cali

California Peggy
cbayer
DainBramaged
darkangel218
deninmi

DFW
DreamerTatum
fizzgig
fumesucker
gopiscrap

graham4anything
grasswire
JudiLynn
kentuck
kpete

Lady Freedom Returns
Lealth
Link Speed
Loc0nuts
malaise

Manifestor_of_Light
mike_c
Mineral Man
MrScorpio
nadinbrzezinski

NYC_SKP
Omaha Steve
Pab Sungenius
octafish
onehandle

Pretzel_Warrior
ProSense
rsmith6621
Sabrina 1
Scuba

Seabeyond
SidDithers
Skinner
Socialist_in_TN
Steve2470

steveleser
Taverner
Th1onein
TheMastersNemesis
treestar

trumad
William Pitt
William769
zappaman

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the Willie:

Andy Stephenson
cali
EFerrari
Omaha Steve
Redstone
Stinky the Clown
undergroundpanther

the Steve:

DainBramaged
Taverner
Th1onein

the Rob:

Atman
BainsBane
deninmi
Lady Freedom Returns
Loc0nuts
nadinbrzezinski
Pab Sungenius
steveleser
Taverner

the Nadin:

BainsBane
nadinbrzezinski
ProSense

group award:

the anti-gun nuts
the bullies
the cooking and baking primitives
the exiles to OldElmTree
the moles
the 0bamacare lemmings (name of group tentative, subject to change)
the wish-for-a-dupe beggars

[EagleKeeper]

I vote for "Obama Gestapo" because I think it is all the same animal.

[obumazombie]

By the way, not here, but on the ballot, there's going to be a link to what in Nebraska's called "the voter information guide" to candidates.

But one has to be in that exclusive group, members with 1000+ posts only, to be illuminated by it, sorry.

I will be looking forward to perusing that extensively.
I suffer from a handicap on this forum as I was never a lurker before I dove in.
The lurkers who are my contemporaries definitely have a leg up on me.

[fatboy]

Nominations for DOTY.

........Dreamer Tatum, Zappaman and Sid Dithers.  For occasionally adding some sanity to the DUmp and knocking down the silly conspiracy theories of true moonbats such as

Octafish.  So proud of having attended a 50th ANNIVERSY JFK conspiracy conference.

Judy Lynn  A true moonbat.  Still believes in Hugo and the Bolivarian revolution, and thinks that Casto holds democratic elections. Always had a soft spot for the true  Stalinists

Socialist in TN  see above

Mike C  The  bug doctor, never misses a spot to complain about not being able  to pay down his student loans.

Willie  UP

SteveThe1onein

A collection of very good nominations. I sometimes think that Sid Dithers is either bi-polar, has a twin brother that hates him, or is a lousy freeper troll. He He!

[franksolich]

A collection of very good nominations. I sometimes think that Sid Dithers is either bi-polar, has a twin brother that hates him, or is a lousy freeper troll. He He!

One of the funniest things SidDithers ever said was during a primitive dicussion about "weird" "Christian" "religious" "beliefs," where he mentioned, "Well, if you don't want to be laughed at, don't have funny beliefs."

Man, I never saw a primitive express so well what motivates the DUmpster.

[BattleHymn]

One of the funniest things SidDithers ever said was during a primitive dicussion about "weird" "Christian" "religious" "beliefs," where he mentioned, "Well, if you don't want to be laughed at, don't have funny beliefs."

Man, I never saw a primitive express so well what motivates the DUmpster.

Paul tells us in 1 Corinthians that the world will look at us Christians as "weird" and "foolish".

God gave us Christians an excuse for our beliefs to look funny to the outside world.

Now, what is the excuse for your funny beliefs, Sid?

[BattleHymn]

Okay, the corrected and updated list:

Top DUmmies (twenty to be selected, top ten to be especially prized):

Like every year, there is always so much idiocy nominated, I find it hard to pare it down to just 20. 


It looks like this year is no different, and we got a swell crop of primitives to choose from.   

[franksolich]

Like every year, there is always so much idiocy nominated, I find it hard to pare it down to just 20. 

It looks like this year is no different, and we got a swell crop of primitives to choose from. 

What's unusual is this year the ballot's going to have a lot of new primitives on it, primitives who've never been nominated or voted upon before.

[MoshMasterD]

New additions:

DOTY: Drale

Willie: Th1onein

Steve: BainsBane

Group: The Elmers

[Carl]

For the Nadin I nominate Stewart the leech...doing the world such a self appointed service of saying O`Reilly sucks and only aski...demanding in return that everyone pays his bills and provides a comfortable living.

[Tucker]

What's unusual is this year the ballot's going to have a lot of new primitives on it, primitives who've never been nominated or voted upon before.

That's because all of the old ones have either left or died.

[franksolich]

You know, I'd really like to nominate the late Tangerine LaBamba for the Willie, one's most memorable primitive.

Most might remember her as the left-handed attorney who gave the Bostonian Drunkard so much grief during Fitzmas on May 12, 2006, but I most fondly recall her from the night she showed up here on conservativecave, December 17, 2009.  

It was awesome, how she illuminated us about the various primitives of then-prominence.

She spilled the beans faster than a railroad grain-hopper could.

[Carl]

You know, I'd really like to nominate the late Tangerine LaBamba for the Willie, one's most memorable primitive.

Most might remember her as the left-handed attorney who gave the Bostonian Drunkard so much grief during Fitzmas on May 12, 2006, but I most fondly recall her from the night she showed up here on conservativecave, December 17, 2009.  

It was awesome, how she illuminated us about the various primitives of then-prominence.

She spilled the beans faster than a railroad grain-hopper could.

I second that,she did show a level of class in her short stay here.
Others have too and some like the lawyer leech A Taylor just can`t.

[MoshMasterD]

You know, I'd really like to nominate the late Tangerine LaBamba for the Willie, one's most memorable primitive.

Most might remember her as the left-handed attorney who gave the Bostonian Drunkard so much grief during Fitzmas on May 12, 2006, but I most fondly recall her from the night she showed up here on conservativecave, December 17, 2009.  

It was awesome, how she illuminated us about the various primitives of then-prominence.

She spilled the beans faster than a railroad grain-hopper could.

Great nomanee my friend.  For those who weren't here, you have a link where she showed up?

[franksolich]

Great nomanee my friend.  For those who weren't here, you have a link where she showed up?

One fine Sunday morning in summer 2012, Chris_ was trying to fix a software problem, and ooops, suddenly every topic started, every comment, on the whole of conservativecave was by Chris_.

I'm sure some here remember that summer morning.

The web-site was wholly Chris_, no one else.

Everybody was Chris_.

It was an accident, and took Chris_ a very long time to repair.  And he could repair it only back to a certain date.  Tangerine LaBamba's comments still exist here, but they're lost in the myriad of Chris_ and franksolich posts, with Chris_ and franksolich shown as the commenter.

I just checked; Chris_ has 4,813 pages of comments, and I have 2,843 pages of comments.

Chris_ has 39,989 comments, and I have 42,102 comments.

Chris_ has 3,102 topics started, and I have 8,767 topics started.

All of her comments are buried.....somewhere.....in these two superenormous glomerations.

I doubt even supersleuth grasswire Judy of Skins's island could find them any more.

That was about two and a half years after Tangerine LaBamba was here, and inbetweentimes we were using her material.

Her presence was noted, and commented upon, in a still-extant thread started by thundley4, but damn, there's so much material I'm not up to looking for even that.

[Chris_]

One fine Sunday morning in summer 2012, Chris_ was trying to fix a software problem, and ooops, suddenly every topic started, every comment, on the whole of conservativecave was by Chris_.

I'm sure some here remember that summer morning.

The web-site was wholly Chris_, no one else.

Everybody was Chris_.

It was an accident, and took Chris_ a very long time to repair.  And he could repair it only back to a certain date.  Tangerine LaBamba's comments still exist here, but they're lost in the myriad of Chris_ and franksolich posts, with Chris_ and franksolich shown as the commenter.

I just checked; Chris_ has 4,813 pages of comments, and I have 2,843 pages of comments.

Chris_ has 39,989 comments, and I have 42,102 comments.

Chris_ has 3,102 topics started, and I have 8,767 topics started.

All of her comments are buried.....somewhere.....in these two superenormous glomerations.

I doubt even supersleuth grasswire Judy of Skins's island could find them any more.

That was about two and a half years after Tangerine LaBamba was here, and inbetweentimes we were using her material.

Her presence was noted, and commented upon, in a still-extant thread started by thundley4, but damn, there's so much material I'm not up to looking for even that.

If someone can find one of her quotes, I can probably fix it.

We do have a backup that goes up to 2010.  That would fix most of the older ones.  Unfortunately, accounts that were deleted (there are a few) are unrestoreable.