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DUmmy mishears word and beclowns self to hilarious effect
« on: November 12, 2013, 12:28:38 AM »
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"People of Culture"
Instead of the term "minorities" I think the term "People of Culture" has a good ring to it. I heard it for the first time today when I walked into my dad's hospital room when a specialist was talking to him about Diabetes Type 2. The woman was black and she had a good personality as she broke the news. He was just borderline and she said that she explained how it would affect his diet and that would require some changes because "we people of culture" like to eat certain foods.

"People of culture." I'll take it.


Because honky-ass crackas have no culture, you see.

Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Joyce, Cartier-Bresson, Twain...all hacks, right?

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23. Are you sure she didn't actually say "people of color", and you misheard her?

Because the concept of replacing the word "minorities" with "people of culture" is utter nonsense.

Hehehehehehe. It was fun while it lasted.


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Re: DUmmy mishears word and beclowns self to hilarious effect
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2013, 12:37:04 AM »
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23. Are you sure she didn't actually say "people of color", and you misheard her?

Because the concept of replacing the word "minorities" with "people of culture" is utter nonsense.

Pfffft.  Who isn't a person of culture?

What a boob.
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Re: DUmmy mishears word and beclowns self to hilarious effect
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2013, 07:22:34 AM »
 :lmao:  You're right, he beclowned himself.  He also doubled down.  It's a fairly short thread, hilarious read.  One DUmmie couldn't think of one single cultural aspect of white people.  Not one. 
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Re: DUmmy mishears word and beclowns self to hilarious effect
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2013, 09:43:05 AM »
Just remember everyone's culture is valid unless you are a cracker then you must surrender your culture as to not offend.

I'd wager she did say color, and the DUmmy is wrong.
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2013, 11:07:59 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on November 12, 2013, 09:43:05 AM
Just remember everyone's culture is valid unless you are a cracker then you must surrender your culture as to not offend.

I'd wager she did say color, and the DUmmy is wrong.


     This would be in keeping with the liberal, shitheaded, college-girl mentality that one has to be brown-skinned and must have dreadlocks in order to have "culture." Culture, you see, is expressed in
colorful paintings done by black men in prison, in the poetry of black women who are pretty sure they know why the caged bird sings, and so forth. White people, by dint of never gettin' down
with their bad self, cannot possibly do anything remotely artistic, or create anything of aesthetic value. In this liberal, self-hating, crackalackin' world, the following honkies do not actually exist (in
no specific order):

Mozart
Brahms
Wagner
Degas
Rothko
Joyce
Wright
Twain
Roth
Cezanne
Callas
Perlman
Glass
Pynchon
Steinbeck
Pollock
Rembrandt
Halsman
Renoir
Matisse
Jean-Richard
Faulkner

and so on and so on and so on, ad infinitum.


Many of the above crackers were creating works of stunning beauty, meaning, and intricacy when the greatest cultural contributions of the folks held high by the DUmmy mentality were bones through noses.

Hate YOURSELVES, DUmmies, not the people who shaped and created Western culture.





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Re: DUmmy mishears word and beclowns self to hilarious effect
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2013, 11:22:30 AM »
People of clutter unite !
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2013, 11:41:18 AM »
You sure the nurse didn't say people of Coulter?

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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2013, 01:33:03 PM »
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     This would be in keeping with the liberal, shitheaded, college-girl mentality that one has to be brown-skinned and must have dreadlocks in order to have "culture." Culture, you see, is expressed in
colorful paintings done by black men in prison, in the poetry of black women who are pretty sure they know why the caged bird sings, and so forth. White people, by dint of never gettin' down
with their bad self, cannot possibly do anything remotely artistic, or create anything of aesthetic value. In this liberal, self-hating, crackalackin' world, the following honkies do not actually exist (in
no specific order):

Mozart
Brahms
Wagner
Degas
Rothko
Joyce
Wright
Twain
Roth
Cezanne
Callas
Perlman
Glass
Pynchon
Steinbeck
Pollock
Rembrandt
Halsman
Renoir
Matisse
Jean-Richard
Faulkner

and so on and so on and so on, ad infinitum.


Many of the above crackers were creating works of stunning beauty, meaning, and intricacy when the greatest cultural contributions of the folks held high by the DUmmy mentality were bones through noses.

Hate YOURSELVES, DUmmies, not the people who shaped and created Western culture.

A list of rich racist crackers!
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Re: DUmmy mishears word and beclowns self to hilarious effect
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2013, 01:55:33 PM »
If I, as a racist cracker, was to travel to a country such as mexico, or nigeria where whites are in the minority, would I suddenly gain status as a people of culture?  and if so, when do I gain the people of culture status?  When I enter their airspace, touchdown on the runway, clear customs?  How soon upon leaving the non-white country do I lose my people of culture status?  And most importantly, can I profit monetarily from my new found status as a people of culture?
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2013, 02:05:21 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on November 12, 2013, 01:55:33 PM
If I, as a racist cracker, was to travel to a country such as mexico, or nigeria where whites are in the minority, would I suddenly gain status as a people of culture?  and if so, when do I gain the people of culture status?  When I enter their airspace, touchdown on the runway, clear customs?  How soon upon leaving the non-white country do I lose my people of culture status?  And most importantly, can I profit monetarily from my new found status as a people of culture?


      No, you have a status not commonly discussed but which is known as ORIGINAL CRACKA. That means your lily-white, lame, white bread, no-bongo-playin' ass has no culture no matter where you go. You're just
plain old HONKY.
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2013, 02:09:07 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on November 12, 2013, 02:05:21 PM

      No, you have a status not commonly discussed but which is known as ORIGINAL CRACKA. That means your lily-white, lame, white bread, no-bongo-playin' ass has no culture no matter where you go. You're just
plain old HONKY.


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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2013, 02:10:11 PM »
We got both kinds of music here, country and western.
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2013, 02:18:27 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on November 12, 2013, 02:05:21 PM

      No, you have a status not commonly discussed but which is known as ORIGINAL CRACKA. That means your lily-white, lame, white bread, no-bongo-playin' ass has no culture no matter where you go. You're just
plain old HONKY.

maybe I should start a clothing line for other crackers like me and brand it as "OC"
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2013, 08:44:56 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 12, 2013, 02:10:11 PM
We got both kinds of music here, country and western.

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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2013, 11:10:06 PM »
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