Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.

[dane]

Naturally the DUmmies support him in his 'loserness', with none of them saying anything along the line of "Man up! Move out! Be an adult! Get a job and keep it!"

At 31 he has accomplished nothing at all.  I know many people who, at that age, had families, careers, and were buying their own homes.

None of the 'poor me' rant was interesting enough to carry over, and could well have been condensed into just that - 'poor me'.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11514598

[Chris_]

To make a long post short, how do I gain even a modicum motivation in this context?

Do you honestly think you're going to get a good answer to this question at DU?

[Tucker]

Isn't he the DUmmy that was recently fired from his hotel job for disappearing for 24 hours?

[FiddyBeowulf]

To make a long post short, how do I gain even a modicum motivation in this context?

How about...

[hillneck]

Isn't he the DUmmy that was recently fired from his hotel job for disappearing for 24 hours?

He's the one that tried to live in the college dorm and couldn't take it.  Quit school and moved back in with mom and dad.  Apparently he's on his 4th shrink.

[Dori]

He needs to be on Prozac or something.   

[BlueStateSaint]

He needs to be on Prozac or something.   

Laughing gas, for starters.  Maybe Zyklon-B.

[Tucker]

He's the one that tried to live in the college dorm and couldn't take it.  Quit school and moved back in with mom and dad.  Apparently he's on his 4th shrink.

Yeah. But didn't he lose a job at a hotel because he went spastic and disappear?

[Chris_]

Yeah. But didn't he lose a job at a hotel because he went spastic and disappear?

That was another poster.

[USA4ME]

Locut0s

I'm not the type who feels comfortable going on disability or falsely collecting welfare or anything ...

But you eventually will. And the groups of loser kooks on Skin's island will cheer on your decision to just quit.

[Tucker]

That was another poster.

Damn. Off to search and see who it was. I'm usually pretty good at keeping DUmmy activities in order. It's all written down in a logbook. I have names, addresses and pictures. A complete profile.

[Tucker]

That was another poster.

OK. Found it. It was davidthegnome. Here's what threw me off:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,91259.0.html

near age thirty still living with mom and dad

Go to the DUmp and key in "I got fired" and get over 1,000 pages back, each with 30 threads.

[GOBUCKS]

That was another poster.

It's unlikely that LocoNuts could hold a job, but not inconceivable.

Dennis the Menace has a job, and he's just as crazy as LocoNuts.

[Ptarmigan]

I wonder if he has roommates since he goes to college. I would be concerned for them.

[GOBUCKS]

I wonder if he has roommates since he goes to college. I would be concerned for them.

He had a another breakdown and left school, again.

There is a whole series of entertaining posts where he describes his latest college experience and interactions with his roommates.

[Dori]

I wonder if he has roommates since he goes to college. I would be concerned for them.

He dropped out a few weeks ago, when he had another breakdown. He's back in mommy's basement.

[BannedFromDU]

     The guy has plenty of time to sit there and stare at his navel, but he can't work up the courage to go out and make something of his life. So you get scared, Loconuts? Welcome to LIFE. Everyone gets
scared, including people on big, bad Conservative Cave. You know what would happen if when you get scared and anxious and freaked out every few months and you DIDN'T retreat back to Mommy and Daddy?
I'll give you a hint:

NOTHING.

     
     You should try just PUSHING THROUGH sometime. You are evidently surrounded by people who are conspiring, knowingly or not, to keep you all faggy and dependent. You OBVIOUSLY don't want that. Trust me,
dude, as someone who has dealt with anxiety, obesity, depression, and abandonment, the only SURE way out is to strap on a pair and see what happens if you slog through it. You'll NEVER get that advice from
the coterie of miscreants and sociopaths on DU, which is why they're on DU in the first place.

     Decide who you want to be, brother: Chico, or the Man. I will even help you un-**** yourself if you want a man to talk to instead of the failed artists and grabastic assclowns on DU - PM me here. No questions
asked, no ridicule.

     

[GOBUCKS]

Decide who you want to be, brother: Chico, or the Man.

Racist.

[Freeper]

This punk is pathetic, he's 31 and college was too traumatic for his dumb ass. When I was 19 years old I boarded a plane for Korea didn't know a soul where I was going. If a 19 year old kid can do that then a 31 year old should be able to handle college without curling up in a ball.

[landofconfusion80]

This punk is pathetic, he's 31 and college was too traumatic for his dumb ass. When I was 19 years old I boarded a plane for Korea didn't know a soul where I was going. If a 19 year old kid can do that then a 31 year old should be able to handle college without curling up in a ball.

You aren't a member of the "sensitive" class.  Maybe if you cried into your pillow once in awhile just because, you'd understand.   

[Dori]

This punk is pathetic, he's 31 and college was too traumatic for his dumb ass. When I was 19 years old I boarded a plane for Korea didn't know a soul where I was going. If a 19 year old kid can do that then a 31 year old should be able to handle college without curling up in a ball.

This dude isn't normal.  There is definitely something wrong with the primitives on the island. 

[landofconfusion80]

Clearly, what somebody needs to do is sit him down and have one of those Pulp fiction discussions with him. 

It should go something like this:
"You've tried, your glory days were wasted 10-15 years ago and it's time to give up.  You've dragged along to this point and have absolutely zero to show for it.  There is rightly nobody to blame but yourself.  The only solution at this point is to throw yourself off of the closest bridge and actually serve a purpose for once in your life.  Catfish don't care about your past or your problems, they're just happy that you're there. "

[Dori]

Clearly, what somebody needs to do is sit him down and have one of those Pulp fiction discussions with him. 

It should go something like this:
"You've tried, your glory days were wasted 10-15 years ago and it's time to give up.  You've dragged along to this point and have absolutely zero to show for it.  There is rightly nobody to blame but yourself.  The only solution at this point is to throw yourself off of the closest bridge and actually serve a purpose for once in your life.  Catfish don't care about your past or your problems, they're just happy that you're there. "

^ that's pretty good 

[BattleHymn]

Yeah. But didn't he lose a job at a hotel because he went spastic and disappear?

I think that was a guy in Maine making $8/hour working the front desk at a hotel. 

[BannedFromDU]

I think that was a guy in Maine making $8/hour working the front desk at a hotel. 

     Is anyone else amused that, for all intents and purposes, a good many of the DUmmies are interchangeable? I'm guessing they are similarly so in real life: Loconuts' parents could probably work out a swap with
some other moonbat's parents, just to switch things up a little, and I don't think the narratives would change at all. Crazy is crazy.