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Offline dandi

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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2013, 01:19:46 PM »
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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2013, 02:41:11 PM »

     The guy has plenty of time to sit there and stare at his navel, but he can't work up the courage to go out and make something of his life. So you get scared, Loconuts? Welcome to LIFE. Everyone gets
scared, including people on big, bad Conservative Cave. You know what would happen if when you get scared and anxious and freaked out every few months and you DIDN'T retreat back to Mommy and Daddy?
I'll give you a hint:

NOTHING.

     
     You should try just PUSHING THROUGH sometime. You are evidently surrounded by people who are conspiring, knowingly or not, to keep you all faggy and dependent. You OBVIOUSLY don't want that. Trust me,
dude, as someone who has dealt with anxiety, obesity, depression, and abandonment, the only SURE way out is to strap on a pair and see what happens if you slog through it. You'll NEVER get that advice from
the coterie of miscreants and sociopaths on DU, which is why they're on DU in the first place.

     Decide who you want to be, brother: Chico, or the Man. I will even help you un-**** yourself if you want a man to talk to instead of the failed artists and grabastic assclowns on DU - PM me here. No questions
asked, no ridicule.

     

I'll second what banned said. I know liberals have spun you the line that every conservative is born a certain way and with certain things but many of here did not and have not. We've seen some pretty horrific things, been victim to some even crappier things, and just decided those would be lessons, not the blueprint of who we are. Drop the losers at DU who have chosen to be victims or lazy asses and come over to talk to some people who are struggling like you are but pulling through. It seems out of many of the dummies loco wants a normal productive life...I even think he almost wants his parents to kick his ass out if he can't do it himself. He's crying for help with every damn post and not one of those freaks over there can say anything straight with him--not a one of them knows how to be both empathetic but firm in their concern which means they are either cowards or really don't care at all...probably both. Every one so scared of walking on other people's toes and hurting feelings they won't say anythign that could spare someone a lot of hurt--cowards then it is. But boy they find courage if someone challenges how THEY see things--egocentric too then. Ugh..loco, come over and talk to people who have btdt and know the steps to get your going or at least will give you some copassionate tough talk to help push you along when you need the push. Reach out to the people who really would like to see you beat this rut you are in!

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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2013, 03:14:44 PM »
Man alive!!!! This dummie is a pathetic excuse for a man. I swear if I was him I would just go ahead and jump off a tall building and be done with it.
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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2013, 03:29:15 PM »
This punk is pathetic, he's 31 and college was too traumatic for his dumb ass. When I was 19 years old I boarded a plane for Korea didn't know a soul where I was going. If a 19 year old kid can do that then a 31 year old should be able to handle college without curling up in a ball.
Are you trying to convince me you didn't know a Seoul ?



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There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2013, 05:00:10 PM »
Man alive!!!! This dummie is a pathetic excuse for a man. I swear if I was him I would just go ahead and jump off a tall building and be done with it.

He might bounce, or land on an innocent bystander. 

Best to go with drowning. 

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Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2013, 05:17:25 PM »
Laughing gas, for starters.  Maybe Zyklon-B.

The B.  There is always the .000000267% chance that it will breed.
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2013, 05:17:33 PM »
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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2013, 05:23:55 PM »

     The guy has plenty of time to sit there and stare at his navel, but he can't work up the courage to go out and make something of his life. So you get scared, Loconuts? Welcome to LIFE. Everyone gets
scared, including people on big, bad Conservative Cave. You know what would happen if when you get scared and anxious and freaked out every few months and you DIDN'T retreat back to Mommy and Daddy?
I'll give you a hint:

NOTHING.

     
     You should try just PUSHING THROUGH sometime. You are evidently surrounded by people who are conspiring, knowingly or not, to keep you all faggy and dependent. You OBVIOUSLY don't want that. Trust me,
dude, as someone who has dealt with anxiety, obesity, depression, and abandonment, the only SURE way out is to strap on a pair and see what happens if you slog through it. You'll NEVER get that advice from
the coterie of miscreants and sociopaths on DU, which is why they're on DU in the first place.

     Decide who you want to be, brother: Chico, or the Man. I will even help you un-**** yourself if you want a man to talk to instead of the failed artists and grabastic assclowns on DU - PM me here. No questions
asked, no ridicule.

     

How anyone, even these derelicts, ever got the idea that life can be cleansed of fear, is beyond me.   The only thing that makes sense is perpetual childhood.   
              

Liberal thinking is a two-legged stool and magical thinking is one of the legs, the other is a combination of self-loating and misanthropy.  To understand it, you would have to be able to sit on that stool while juggling two elephants, an anvil and a fragmentation grenade, sans pin.

"Accuse others of what you do." - Karl Marx

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Re: Loconuts is back. Four long paragraphs translate to 'poor me'.
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2013, 05:37:09 PM »
How anyone, even these derelicts, ever got the idea that life can be cleansed of fear, is beyond me.   The only thing that makes sense is perpetual childhood.   

Hence their desire to create an infantalizing government to take care of them.