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Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« on: October 28, 2013, 12:55:58 PM »
I'm creating new currency for the DUmmies. I will be creating penny, nickel, dime, quarter, half-dollar, and dollar coins. I am not going to do paper, though, as DUmmies are typically too stupid to make enough that doesn't allow them to use their food stamp cards to convert to cash.

Anyway, whose pictures can I use for these coins? Off the top of my head, Steve Dawes, Doug Bulna, Nadin comes to mind, but I would like to make this a consensus.

Priority (importance): Quarter, Penny, Dollar, Dime, Nickel, and Half-Dollar. Names should be priortized in this order I imagine. I will probably use ImagineIt  Photoshop plugin to create profiles from facial pictures to emulate the profile pictures on actual coins.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2013, 01:02:00 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on October 28, 2013, 12:55:58 PM
Quarter, Penny, Dollar, Dime, Nickel, and Half-Dollar.

Larry, Moe, Curly, Groucho, Harpo, and Chico.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2013, 01:07:32 PM »
Sacagawea should be in there somewhere.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2013, 01:28:47 PM »
Lenin, Stalin, Che, Mao, Pol Pot, HITLER.....and a special Castro 33&1/3 cent piece with Kim El Jung on the reverse.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM »
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar.  You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2013, 01:33:15 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar.  You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.



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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2013, 01:46:04 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar.  You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.


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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2013, 02:10:49 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar.  You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.

Make it a 75¢ POG.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2013, 02:33:00 PM »
I think that Alfred E. Neuman would be appropriate for all the coins.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2013, 02:54:55 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on October 28, 2013, 12:55:58 PM
I'm creating new currency for the DUmmies. I will be creating penny, nickel, dime, quarter, half-dollar, and dollar coins. I am not going to do paper, though, as DUmmies are typically too stupid to make enough that doesn't allow them to use their food stamp cards to convert to cash.

Anyway, whose pictures can I use for these coins? Off the top of my head, Steve Dawes, Doug Bulna, Nadin comes to mind, but I would like to make this a consensus.

Priority (importance): Quarter, Penny, Dollar, Dime, Nickel, and Half-Dollar. Names should be priortized in this order I imagine. I will probably use ImagineIt  Photoshop plugin to create profiles from facial pictures to emulate the profile pictures on actual coins.


My vote is for Grumpy cat on the dollar.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2013, 03:10:49 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar.  You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.


LOL...the resemblance is uncanny, probably don't have to adjust the profile, just the "tagline"...
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2013, 03:42:42 PM »
Woodrow Wilson, FDR, and Leon Trotsky.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2013, 04:02:07 PM »
Rush Limbaugh with I told you so written on the coin.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2013, 04:11:43 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 28, 2013, 04:02:07 PM
Rush Limbaugh with I told you so written on the coin.
No, No, No.....on the EBT cards.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2013, 04:16:49 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 28, 2013, 01:31:38 PM
The obvious is gnads for the half dollar.  You can use an old Franklin half dollar for a model.


The resemblance is quite scary.

Just remove 'God' and put 'nads' in the space left.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2013, 06:57:33 PM »
Doesn't anybody else think CaliforniaPeggy would be a good choice here? With her mouth gaping open, of course.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2013, 07:09:29 PM »
Quote from: GOP Congress on October 28, 2013, 03:10:49 PM
LOL...the resemblance is uncanny, probably don't have to adjust the profile, just the "tagline"...

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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2013, 07:11:04 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on October 28, 2013, 06:57:33 PM
Doesn't anybody else think CaliforniaPeggy would be a good choice here? With her mouth gaping open, of course.


     Someone already said Alfred E. Neuman, so I worry no one could tell the difference.

     If it's DUmmy money, make sure each coin costs more to mint than its face value.
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2013, 07:37:52 PM »
I'm glad somebody more capable with picture editing software has decided to take up this project.

I did a really basic mockup of nads on the half dollar, and posted it somewhere in The DUmpster a couple months back. 

I would suggest using the same photo of nads I used, since it's already almost a dead ringer.  You will have to flip it 180 degrees to get her face going the right direction, though.   



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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2013, 02:59:22 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 28, 2013, 07:37:52 PM
I'm glad somebody more capable with picture editing software has decided to take up this project.

I did a really basic mockup of nads on the half dollar, and posted it somewhere in The DUmpster a couple months back. 

I would suggest using the same photo of nads I used, since it's already almost a dead ringer.  You will have to flip it 180 degrees to get her face going the right direction, though.   





Hell, all I hafta do is put on a pair of specs on Ben and instant Nadz! Unreal...
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2013, 04:21:46 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 28, 2013, 07:37:52 PM
I'm glad somebody more capable with picture editing software has decided to take up this project.

I did a really basic mockup of nads on the half dollar, and posted it somewhere in The DUmpster a couple months back. 

I would suggest using the same photo of nads I used, since it's already almost a dead ringer.  You will have to flip it 180 degrees to get her face going the right direction, though.   





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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2013, 07:31:51 AM »
How's this?
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2013, 07:37:24 AM »
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Re: Making DUmmie MUnnie... What faces should I use for the coins?
« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2013, 10:18:33 AM »
I think I'd be willing to pay the addled submarine rider a hundred bucks if he would take the nutcase to a mall and get some Glamour Shots.
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« Reply #24 on: October 29, 2013, 10:35:54 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 29, 2013, 10:18:33 AM
I think I'd be willing to pay the addled submarine rider a hundred bucks if he would take the nutcase to a mall and get some Glamour Shots.
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