name change alert / cave callouts: tenderfoot DUmmie starting fresh

[franksolich]

They don't like us making fun of them. Never have.

They want this forum to go away. The solution for that to happen has always been the same: Quit saying stupid things and we'll quit laughing at how stupid you are. They can't, so we don't.

That's it, but the primitives don't seem to get it.

[franksolich]

From a different thread.

I can't figure out what the pintobeef primitive has against us.

Even though he's a PoP (primitive of prominence), the DUmpster's pretty much left him alone because he doesn't entertain like most other primitives do.

When I see him, I always imagine him as wearing loafers; I dunno why though.

[FlippyDoo]

That's it, but the primitives don't seem to get it.

I don't think that it is so much that they don't get it as it is that they are physically incapable of not saying stupid things. If they just open their mouths, stupid just falls out. You can ask them a simple "yes" or "no" question and stupid would come out.

Normal Person: Excuse me, would you like a cup of coffee?
DUmmie: You're destroying the rain forest you Rethug pig!!!!!!!

Normal Person: Do you need me to get the door for you?
DUmmie: You're a chauvinist pig!!!!! You think that just because I'm a homosexual I need some Rethuglican to open the door for me!!!!!

[USA4ME]

... they are physically incapable of not saying stupid things.

No doubt.

However, if they want the forum to go away and for us to stop pointing and laughing at how stupid they are, they'll have to overcome their physical in-capabilities. If they're as smart as they claim they are, they should be able to do that in a snap. If they can't, well then, so much for that "We're smart. No really, we are." nonsense they spew.

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[FlippyDoo]

No doubt.

However, if they want the forum to go away and for us to stop pointing and laughing at how stupid they are, they'll have to overcome their physical in-capabilities. If they're as smart as they claim they are, they should be able to do that in a snap. If they can't, well then, so much for that "We're smart. No really, we are." nonsense they spew.

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It just dawned on me. Now they'll be trying to get on disability because they can't stop saying stupid stuff.

[Ogre]

Who's the "leader" of the "cave dwellers" who made that claim?

<<<not a "leader," but just in case, has never made that claim.

Anybody else?  Who's the "leaders" around here.  Anybody know?

I thought it was the all-powerful, Lord Rove himself.

Nemesis of the Democrat,

Scourge of the Liberal.

Founder of the right-wing conspiracy vast.
 

[GOBUCKS]

So many call-outs from the island's inhabitants lately.  I wonder what's up?

Most of them are moles from here, helping to increase traffic on the site.

[Big Dog]

Most of them are moles from here, helping to increase traffic on the site.

Three more, and I get a toaster oven!

I've always wanted to have a tiny little oven, just to make toast.

C'mon over, lurking DUmmies! The Dog wants a new toaster oven.

[dandi]

The beauty of it is, even if we never moled there again we've set into motion a cycle of paranoia that has them suspecting everyone, including long term posters, of being plants. Hence the constant bickering and innuendo over there about using "RW talking points", accusing each other of "defending" this or that conservative simply for pointing out factual errors, obsessively scrutinizing every new member, and so on. No doubt that paranoia has caused many a well-meaning newbie moonbat to be TS'd for stepping just a tiny bit out of line, when they'd have been tolerated otherwise.

Oh yeah, CC is living rent free in the empty basement that is their heads.

[franksolich]

The beauty of it is, even if we never moled there again we've set into motion a cycle of paranoia that has them suspecting everyone, including long term posters, of being plants. Hence the constant bickering and innuendo over there about using "RW talking points", accusing each other of "defending" this or that conservative simply for pointing out factual errors, obsessively scrutinizing every new member, and so on. No doubt that paranoia has caused many a well-meaning newbie moonbat to be TS'd for stepping just a tiny bit out of line, when they'd have been tolerated otherwise.

Oh yeah, CC is living rent free in the empty basement that is their heads.

 

 

[Revolution]

Never heard of CUmmie.  That is not even a word.  There is DUmmie.

"Cum" is a slang term though, and the DUmmies are disgusting. Guarantee one of the DU gay community came up with that thinking it was a laugh riot.

[RobJohnson]

Ichingcarpenter (29,096 posts)

115. I"m just noticing who celebrates

who I consider right wing of the democratic party on this site.

Being so left wing such as myself, one worries if I'm in your sights

DKF never got to the top of the greatest threads as far as I know.. so she was never a thorn in my side like she was with you guys. I never had much discourse with her posts and found her lacking.

Dance on.... its a good thing I guess.

Hell I've celebrated the many trolls myself who I tangled with that got canned.
 I took out

OPERATIONMINDCRIME.

after some of you guys defended him after I attacked his stories on his life and wife which proved to be an utter lie.

DKF... yeah needed to go
but never got under my skin like that asshole

[RobJohnson]

Wow....a DUmmie claims that Operation Mind Crime's wife never died. 

REP (19,097 posts)

289. I hate to see good people get conned

That's my problem.

The story he told could not have happened. Maybe there really was a wife and maybe she really died, but every story he told about her cancer was 100% bullshit. Period. End of line. 

[franksolich]

Wow....a DUmmie claims that Operation Mind Crime's wife never died. 

Uh, not good.

Next, they'll find out that the late red round one didn't die either.

[landofconfusion80]

I can't figure out what the pintobeef primitive has against us.

Even though he's a PoP (primitive of prominence), the DUmpster's pretty much left him alone because he doesn't entertain like most other primitives do.

When I see him, I always imagine him as wearing loafers; I dunno why though.

Maybe he's jealous of all the attention that the other primates are getting here? He probably feels left out and like many leftists, has a very frail ego to maintain.  Letting him be is probably just twisting the knife in some very deep psychological wounds. As his rants are considered boring here and doesn't cause any waves nor even a ripple, so deep in the recesses of his "mind" he feels somehow not validated. A tragic occurrence to be sure.

[Billiam Pitts]

Different thread a gNads Cave callout!!! A gNads endorsement!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023923079#post17

Dragonfli (6,056 posts)
152. Bull, which RW talking points have you seen being flogged? You have been doing little other

than calling out posters here since you arrived. It appears to me to be your entire purpose here.

You appear to think lying in your pursuit of starting shit is OK.
I am calling you on this lie, post the RW talking points you claim are being "flogged" (I know you can't because they do not exist coming from the poster you are calling out, I know you are lying)

Why don't you go back to SPAMdens blog where you belong and stop trying to start shit here?

Fri Oct 25, 2013, 11:52 PM

nadinbrzezinski (127,347 posts)
157.

I vote for the CC

[DumbAss Tanker]

Uh, not good.

Next, they'll find out that the late red round one didn't die either.

And Kephra actually moved to rural South Carolina, bought a pick-up and a rifle, and went Right-Libertarian after faking that family-member-found-him-dead-at-the-keyboard tale to cover his tracks.

 

[GOBUCKS]

Uh, not good.

Next, they'll find out that the late red round one didn't die either.

Nah, he just said everything OMC wrote about her illness was bullshit.

He's probably right.

Aside from being funny as hell, OMC was a DUmmy, and DUmmies lie, all the time.

And I'd feel better if dear Andy's obit had appeared someplace, anyplace, besides a single Seattle "alternative" moonbat rag.

It's like his death was reported only in East County Magazine.

Thank goodness we had a reliable witness in the room, alone with the sodomite, at the critical moment.

[RobJohnson]

Nah, he just said everything OMC wrote about her illness was bullshit.

He's probably right.

Aside from being funny as hell, OMC was a DUmmy, and DUmmies lie, all the time.

And I'd feel better if dear Andy's obit had appeared someplace, anyplace, besides a single Seattle "alternative" moonbat rag.

It's like his death was reported only in East County Magazine.

Thank goodness we had a reliable witness in the room, alone with the sodomite, at the critical moment.

OMC ended up as a member on CU for a while.

Star Member JI7 (42,932 posts)

His wife did actually die

Response to JI7 (Reply #241)

Fri Oct 25, 2013, 07:49 PM

Star Member REP (19,162 posts)

256. I very much doubt thAT

That story was full of ... stories.

[BannedFromDU]

     12 years, zero impact whatsoever, and they STILL worry over who might be a mole or a paid troll? For crying out loud, DUmmies, don't you get it yet? You're entertainment. That's it. You amuse people. You're a distraction. Deal with it.

[Mr Mannn]

The Koch Brothers pay me $50 bucks a post to troll. I get a bonus of a $300 bucks if my troll reaches a 1000 posts before I flame out. I haven't had to work a regular job for years now. The IRS thinks I'm on a work for home plan. In fact, I've worn my flannel pajamas and bunny slippers all week.

and I get company provided health care too.

Working for the 1% pays a lot better than Occupiers do. Suck it, hippies!

[Purple Sage]

The Koch Brothers pay me $50 bucks a post to troll. I get a bonus of a $300 bucks if my troll reaches a 1000 posts before I flame out. I haven't had to work a regular job for years now. The IRS thinks I'm on a work for home plan. In fact, I've worn my flannel pajamas and bunny slippers all week.

and I get company provided health care too.

Working for the 1% pays a lot better than Occupiers do. Suck it, hippies!

I AM PISSED!  I am a new hire and thought I was the only one.  To add insult to injury, I only get $35 and have to make 10,000 posts to get my bonus!  Consequently, I've created so damned many moles, my brain bleeds trying to keep them all straight.  Figures that the bastards would pay a man more than a woman.

How many more of us are there?  You know what would be funny?  Maybe Mr. ForeSkin is the only REAL DUmmie there.

I guess it doesn't matter as long as it keeps me in the 3%.  The money is ALL I give a damn about anyway.

EDIT:  I forgot to ask… this IS one of the super secret forums isn't it,  like the DUmmy dossier forum?  Or did I post into the wrong forum again?

[Big Dog]

I AM PISSED!  I am a new hire and thought I was the only one.  To add insult to injury, I only get $35 and have to make 10,000 posts to get my bonus!  Consequently, I've created so damned many moles, my brain bleeds trying to keep them all straight.  Figures that the bastards would pay a man more than a woman.

How many more of us are there?  You know what would be funny?  Maybe Mr. ForeSkin is the only REAL DUmmie there.

I guess it doesn't matter as long as it keeps me in the 3%.  The money is ALL I give a damn about anyway.

EDIT:  I forgot to ask… this IS one of the super secret forums isn't it,  like the DUmmy dossier forum?  Or did I post into the wrong forum again?

You're not being paid less because you're a woman. We are a true equal opportunity employer- strictly merit based. You're still on probation. After 6 months we'll review your performance.

The performance standard for moling is based on quality, not quantity. Don't worry about maintaining a large stable of moles; one to three is perfectly acceptable.

All new hires are immediately eligible for the 50% discount at the employee cafeteria (known to the rest of the world as "Ruth's Chris Steak House"), 15% off all purchases at the company store (known to the rest of the world as "Amazon.com"), and a complimentary copy of the Mark Levin book of your choice.

After 6 months, you will be eligible for free NRA membership, reimbursement for one new laptop or smart phone per year, and use of the blimp on weekends. And our Christmas bonuses are to die for... have you ever asked yourself why so many DUmmies vanish in December?

See the Employee Handbook or contact HR if you have any questions.

[franksolich]

Who the heck would pay good money to troll a site whose members don't amount to a fart in a whirlwind in the grand scheme of political things?

Especially since there are so many of us out there doing it for free on a daily basis.

 

Oh, absolutely.

As we all know, decent and civilized people, who work for a living, do many things for free, on their own time and with their own money, while primitives insist upon being paid for merely breathing.

We consider it part of our civic duty, for the Good of Humanity.

<<<does it as a public service, pecuniary motives the last thing on one's mind.

[Doc Savage]

Who the heck would pay good money to troll a site whose members don't amount to a fart in a whirlwind in the grand scheme of political things?

Especially since there are so many of us out there doing it for free on a daily basis.

 

If there were actual paid positions that hired you for this, I think most of the chuckleheads over there would be lined up around the corner looking for an application.

Sit at home, read posts on the internet from "dumb redneck repukes" and post replies.  What a gig.  But they would be outed when they started talking about assault pistols, Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, or chem trails.