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Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« on: October 15, 2013, 06:03:31 PM »
Election Day in Bellevue Ward 1, and the neckbeard is posting at the DUmp.

Shouldn't he be at campaign headquarters?

Does he have staff making sure the band is set up, the caterer is ready to go with the prime rib, the big balloon drop is ready, party hats and signs for everyone, widescreen monitors in each corner of the ballroom?

It will be interesting to see if even one DUmmy cares enough about Dawes to ask about the election.

So far, no.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2013, 06:24:25 PM »
sad. Steve knows his fate. At least he won't go out like Doug.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2013, 07:44:00 PM »
Polls close in 17 minutes.

<<<on edge.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2013, 07:45:00 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 07:44:00 PM
Polls close in 17 minutes.

<<<on edge.

Me too!
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2013, 07:46:53 PM »
He will do better this time....he will not finish in last place....DUmmie logic says sixth in a 4 man race is not last place.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2013, 07:51:23 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 15, 2013, 07:46:53 PM
He will do better this time....he will not finish in last place....DUmmie logic says sixth in a 4 man race is not last place.

He'll be first place among all democrat candidates, probably.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2013, 08:15:15 PM »
Polls have been closed for almost 15 minutes, no results yet.  Once tallied, we will be able to find the election results here.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2013, 08:19:12 PM »
Neckbeard is the only person I know who could race a pregnant woman and come in third.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2013, 08:29:18 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2013, 08:32:01 PM »
I can only image poor Stevie drowning in his tears with a fourth helping of mini-tacos sitting in front of Marta.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2013, 08:36:01 PM »
For those of your playing along at home.

http://sarpy.com/election/
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2013, 08:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 15, 2013, 08:36:01 PM
For those of your playing along at home.

http://sarpy.com/election/

Obviously the vote-count has low priority, though.

The link to the results isn't live yet.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2013, 08:38:18 PM »
They're probably waiting for the courthouse janitor to come in for his night shift, to have him count the votes.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2013, 08:42:11 PM »
I'm sure he will win in a landslide.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2013, 08:43:27 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 15, 2013, 08:42:11 PM
I'm sure he will win in a landslide.

I'm worried that the big guy, who has access to radio news there, will learn before we, who have to rely upon the internet, do.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2013, 08:48:03 PM »
Yeah, the votes are probably sitting in big bags stacked in the lobby.

For those who don't know, ballots in Nebraska are like those old SAT tests one took in high school; a piece of paper with little circles, and one darkens the circle of one's choice.  I believe Nebraska was the first state in the union--surely as long ago as the 1960s--to adopt that sort of ballot, so that computers could count the votes.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2013, 08:48:26 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 15, 2013, 08:43:27 PM
I'm worried that the big guy, who has access to radio news there, will learn before we, who have to rely upon the internet, do.
The only radio stations I can find in Bellevue are a couple of sports stations.  They only do news every 15 minutes.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2013, 08:53:37 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 15, 2013, 08:48:26 PM
The only radio stations I can find in Bellevue are a couple of sports stations.  They only do news every 15 minutes.

But "every 15 minutes" is still a lot quicker than what's happening on the internet.

And I'm sure that if the big guy one won, the radio stations would break in with a special announcement.

I'm afraid the courthouse janitor's going to decide to clean the washrooms before tending to counting the votes, so it may be a long night.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2013, 08:56:32 PM »
KFAB in Omaha would be the radio station to listen to. It's 1110 AM on the dial or KFAB.com. If he got any votes it wouldn't be enough to matter this time, just like the last.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2013, 09:05:09 PM »
I don't see any threads on DU about this. Kind of sad his fellow moonbats don't even care.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2013, 09:05:19 PM »
For reference, the big guy got 177 votes last time around.

It was a field of four, but their parties were not identified.

This time, it was made clear that the neckbeard is a dem, although still no mention of socialism.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2013, 09:06:58 PM »
UNOFFICIAL FINAL REP  SARPY COUNTY, NEBRASKA
Run Date:10/15/13     Bellevue Ward 1
RUN TIME:09:03 PM     OCTOBER 15, 2013

                                                       VOTES PERCENT

           PRECINCTS COUNTED (OF 4)  .  .  .  .  .         4  100.00
           REGISTERED VOTERS - TOTAL .  .  .  .  .     6,167
           BALLOTS CAST - TOTAL.  .  .  .  .  .  .       959
           VOTER TURNOUT - TOTAL  .  .  .  .  .  .             15.55

          Bellevue City Council Ward 1
          Vote For  1
           Dave Compton  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       256   26.72
           Steven Carmichael.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       607   63.36
           Steve Dawes.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .        44    4.59
           Michael Knebel.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .        41    4.28
           WRITE-IN.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .        10    1.04
                   Total .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .       958
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2013, 09:08:16 PM »
He got 44 votes. Only one guy trailed him so he wasn't dead last.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2013, 09:09:28 PM »
He kicked write-in's ass.
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Re: Election Night With The Neckbeard - Cruising The DUmp
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2013, 09:10:27 PM »
I caught a strong whiff of Diebold in this election.
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