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Offline Ogre

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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #75 on: September 25, 2013, 07:29:17 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2013, 05:44:57 PM

By knife, jammed in his eye socket while Amber stands over his bed.

I don't know, seems pretty far-fetched.

I can envision her having such a fantasy, but do you really believe that she can hold and/or utilize a sharp object without killing herself?

I mean just look at her track record, she's an "American't", she can't do this, or she can't do that. :-)
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #76 on: September 25, 2013, 07:31:56 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 25, 2013, 07:02:22 PM
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Yer gettin' off easy with the Basset. Mine aren't African American, but they demand canned food mixed with their dry, a hot dog, and a dog biscuit for lunch every day! Good thing they like turkey dogs!
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #77 on: September 25, 2013, 07:32:52 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 25, 2013, 05:39:29 PM
My two cents, Miskie. Losers tend to congregate with other losers.

QFT.

I didn't even think of that. I was running on the premise that there is something good and civilized about the ex. -but it could very well be he is also another primitive spending time looking for handouts, and hanging in places where beggar primitives tend to congregate.  
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2013, 07:51:29 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on September 25, 2013, 07:31:56 PM
Yer gettin' off easy with the Basset. Mine aren't African American, but they demand canned food mixed with their dry, a hot dog, and a dog biscuit for lunch every day! Good thing they like turkey dogs!

Just to be clear, I am Dewey the African American Basset Hound. If Bradley Manning can "decide" that he is actually a woman named Chelsea, and the DUmpmonkeys expect everyone to treat him that way, then I demand to be accepted as a Black Basset Hound, dammit!

I'm called Dewey because my Black Basset Hound dick drags the ground. "Dewey's dick drag the ground?" "Damn straight it does."
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #79 on: September 25, 2013, 08:09:30 PM »
Quote from: miskie on September 25, 2013, 07:32:52 PM
QFT.

I didn't even think of that. I was running on the premise that there is something good and civilized about the ex. -but it could very well be he is also another primitive spending time looking for handouts, and hanging in places where beggar primitives tend to congregate.  

Have you seen the pics of him, Miskie?  My "loser radar" went bong, bong, bong the first time I saw it. He was sitting on a curb or a parking concrete thingy with a beer, I think it was anyway, in his hand at what looked like a stop and go or whatever they have out there.

I could be wrong though... he may have been working on a roof and taking a break... but I doubt it.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #80 on: September 25, 2013, 08:45:53 PM »
Quote from: miskie on September 25, 2013, 05:12:29 PM
Yeah - better than a half million people there, yet she manages to find the Ex making his away around with her replacement in give or take 72 hours.

I have lived in a much smaller city for better than 15 years and there are people I know who live here that I have never encountered by chance.

I live in a city of @70K and there are lots of people I went to school with in the area and I rarely see any of them.

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And as I was setting here I saw my ex SO with a woman that looks way to much like me! She could pass for me if she was not just a little tanner.

I wonder if this isn't some sort of split personality thing and she is all messed up.
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #81 on: September 25, 2013, 08:55:01 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 25, 2013, 08:45:53 PM

I wonder if this isn't some sort of split personality thing and she is all messed up.

It's pretty much a given at this point that Amber is "tore up from the floor up". I think we're gonna have to wait until she kills and dismembers Dave and Chad with a stone knife before the court-appointed head shrink reveals the specific flavors of crazy in her cocktail.
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #82 on: September 25, 2013, 10:05:20 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 07:12:21 PM
If anybody hasn't checked out Amber's two sisters yet, I highly recommend it.  They make for good reading while waiting for Amber to report from the coyote-infested wash.
Oh hell naw. :rofl:

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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #83 on: September 25, 2013, 10:11:51 PM »
How do we check out Amber's sisters? Are they on DU, too?
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #84 on: September 25, 2013, 10:12:01 PM »
  Is that stuff from a Facebook page?
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #85 on: September 25, 2013, 10:13:25 PM »
Yeah, I found it on one of the sisters' Facebook page.

It only took her three attempts to spell 'responsibility' correctly.
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #86 on: September 25, 2013, 10:18:57 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 10:13:25 PM
Yeah, I found it on one of the sisters' Facebook page.

It only took her three attempts to spell 'resonsibility' correctly.

I must be behind the curve, what is Ambers' last name?
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #87 on: September 25, 2013, 10:30:38 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on September 25, 2013, 10:18:57 PM
I must be behind the curve, what is Ambers' last name?

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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #88 on: September 25, 2013, 10:42:29 PM »
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #89 on: September 25, 2013, 10:44:35 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 10:05:20 PM
Oh hell naw. :rofl:


Oh yes!  :rotf:

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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #90 on: September 25, 2013, 10:50:35 PM »
I hate sock ppl.  What a bummer.

I haven't checked out the other sister.  I imagine she's just as bad.
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #91 on: September 25, 2013, 11:00:08 PM »
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I couldn't talk this week I'm so damn dizzy I can't walk gods help me

I thought she was going to go Shirley Q on me for a second with this sentence. 
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #92 on: September 25, 2013, 11:01:23 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 10:50:35 PM
I hate sock ppl.  What a bummer.

I haven't checked out the other sister.  I imagine she's just as bad.

Too bad she wasn't one of the sons of a birches who is geting inaviwed for manger. If she is so sock, she should be careful around the deep fat fryers.

She does know how to spell "****" correctly; I'll give her that.
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #93 on: September 25, 2013, 11:04:13 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 25, 2013, 11:00:08 PM
I thought she was going to go Shirley Q on me for a second with this sentence. 
I wonder if she has irritation bowel syndrome as well.
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #94 on: September 25, 2013, 11:10:33 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 11:04:13 PM
I wonder if she has irritation bowel syndrome as well.

Oh lawd!   :lmao:
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #95 on: September 25, 2013, 11:40:30 PM »
OMG, those sisters. Seriously, WTF? And the little boy has metal front teeth, did they just let his teeth rot out? And he, unlike his mother and aunt, is quite adorable otherwise.  :(

Amber doesn't look like how I pictured her, at all. Her profile pic looks downright tame and sane compared to her sisters, she doesn't wear that look of insanity like they do. I am honestly shocked.
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #96 on: September 25, 2013, 11:49:08 PM »
Quote from: kraven on September 25, 2013, 11:40:30 PM
OMG, those sisters. Seriously, WTF? And the little boy has metal front teeth, did they just let his teeth rot out? And he, unlike his mother and aunt, is quite adorable otherwise.  :(

Amber doesn't look like how I pictured her, at all. Her profile pic looks downright tame and sane compared to her sisters, she doesn't wear that look of insanity like they do. I am honestly shocked.

You must not have seen the one photo that frank has saved somewhere.  I will give Amber credit in that her facebook photo is the most flattering one I've seen of her.
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #97 on: September 25, 2013, 11:49:36 PM »
The other one sounds like she runs a tight ship.

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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #98 on: September 25, 2013, 11:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 25, 2013, 11:49:36 PM
The other one sounds like she runs a tight ship.


Where did these girls learn to write, nads?? 
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Re: Amber Update - Another Bump In The Road
« Reply #99 on: September 26, 2013, 12:00:06 AM »
Quote from: kraven on September 25, 2013, 11:40:30 PM

Amber doesn't look like how I pictured her, at all. Her profile pic looks downright tame and sane compared to her sisters, she doesn't wear that look of insanity like they do. I am honestly shocked.

Found it.  Try this one on for size, kraven:
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