Lurking DUmmies: ready for 0dumbasscare rollout? Let me help you...

[BannedFromDU]

Click here to access the Kaiser site to estimate your ACA expense.

Enter your expected income and voila, you get what you have to pay for Bronze coverage, pretty much no care at all.

You will find that this number is greater than zero, which will come as a disappointment to you, and as hilarious for me.

Own it.

[Texacon]

Click here to access the Kaiser site to estimate your ACA expense.

Enter your expected income and voila, you get what you have to pay for Bronze coverage, pretty much no care at all.

You will find that this number is greater than zero, which will come as a disappointment to you, and as hilarious for me.

Own it.

You misspelled "OMG! you've got to be F'in' kidding me!!"


KC

[BannedFromDU]

You misspelled "OMG! you've got to be F'in' kidding me!!"


KC

Wait til they find out that the Bronze plan is essentially a few bandaids, a half-used tube of Neosporin, the cap from a syringe, and three annual visits to a homeopathic psychologist.

[Texacon]

Wait til they find out that the Bronze plan is essentially a few bandaids, a half-used tube of Neosporin, the cap from a syringe, and three annual visits to a homeopathic psychologist.

Will the healing white light and pictures of hands be included in the Bronze Plan or will that only be available in the higher packages?

KC

[BannedFromDU]

Will the healing white light and pictures of hands be included in the Bronze Plan or will that only be available in the higher packages?

KC

     I think the best any plan has to offer is a stream of warm yellow "light."

[JohnnyReb]

     I think the best any plan has to offer is a stream of warm yellow "light."

....and for DUmmie family to drink more water.

[BannedFromDU]

....and for DUmmie family to drink more water.

"Yes, yes, I know your back hurts. What I want to know is how you feel about your back hurting."

[GOBUCKS]

You guys!!

The jug-eared Kenyan plainly said, "If you like the plan you have, you can keep it."

That was about as clear as any statement could be.

It was like a red line or something.

[jukin]

For shits and giggles, I put in an income of $600/month and the premium was $513/month. Looks like a good idea for even the very low income people to just pay the fine..er...penalty...ahhh I mean TAX. Then get the very top of the line plan if something bad happens. Just like the good people under Romney Care do in Massachusetts.

My current insurance runs around $390/month.  I can now get a worst policy with a higher deductible for 130% more. I'm shocked I tell you that the government being involved makes the price dramatically increase. Did I forget to mention that costs to the federal government have now gone up over three times the estimate ($800 billion vs. $2,600 billion) and that only 1/2 the people (15 M vs. 30 M) supposedly uninsured will be insured.

I guess this just another version of SMART Power!!!!11111!!!!!!elebinty, medical insurance version.

[miskie]

You guys!!

The jug-eared Kenyan plainly said, "If you like the plan you have, you can keep it."

That was about as clear as any statement could be.

It was like a red line or something.

Obviously- HE didn't say that about coverage, YOU* said that. Just like the red line comment.

(*You is defined as anyone who is not Obama)

[AllosaursRus]

Wait til they find out that the Bronze plan is essentially a few bandaids, a half-used tube of Neosporin, the cap from a syringe, and three annual visits to a homeopathic psychologist.

Oh! Ya mean they'll be eligible for O'Bummer's disability!

I have 6 screws in my back and they're fightin' me! Most likely because, my state told the "One" to get ****ed! WA state has an approval number 3 times that of Idaho! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???????????

Take a look at DUmmie land and try to figure out how many are on disability for a mental problem!

[67 Rover]

"Yes, yes, I know your back hurts. What I want to know is how you feel about your back hurting."

And keep in mind there are no wrong answers.  

[DefiantSix]

And keep in mind there are no wrong answers.  

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgyppGqBgg[/youtube]

[AllosaursRus]

And keep in mind there are no wrong answers. 

"Yes, yes, I know your back hurts. What I want to know is how you feel about your back hurting."

Don't matter. If ya didn't come from a state who acknowledged the messiah, you just don't have an opinion!