Author Topic: Loc0nuts: Maybe I should get a pet. Any ideas?... (Read 2421 times)

Chris_ · « **Reply #25 on:** September 23, 2013, 12:33:24 PM »

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 23, 2013, 08:02:11 AM

Yup. A pet rock is the best choice. One question, though--igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?

radioactive

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #26 on:** September 23, 2013, 12:36:13 PM »

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Locut0s (4,173 posts)
Maybe I should get a pet. Any ideas?...

Pet's help a lot of emotional difficulties.

https://www.realdoll.com/

AprilRazz · « **Reply #27 on:** September 23, 2013, 12:57:37 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 23, 2013, 11:21:58 AM

One of the funniest documentaries I've ever seen is "The Pursuit of Excellence: Ferrets".

If you have Netflix, get it, you won't be disappointed.

Ferret people are as crazy as DUmmies.

Correction "show ferret people" are crazy. Like some cat show people.

Typing this as my 2 are running around terrorizing the cats.

Dori · « **Reply #28 on:** September 23, 2013, 01:04:22 PM »

Quote from: AprilRazz on September 23, 2013, 12:57:37 PM

Correction "show ferret people" are crazy. Like some cat show people.
Typing this as my 2 are running around terrorizing the cats.

Did you see the movie "Best In Show"? About crazy dog people all converging at a convention center to show their dogs.

Pretty funny.

AprilRazz · « **Reply #29 on:** September 23, 2013, 01:16:41 PM »

Quote from: Dori on September 23, 2013, 01:04:22 PM

Did you see the movie "Best In Show"? About crazy dog people all converging at a convention center to show their dogs.

Pretty funny.

That, A Mighty Wind, Spinal Tap and Waiting for Guffman are in my collection!

98ZJUSMC · « **Reply #30 on:** September 23, 2013, 01:23:29 PM »

Quote from: Chris_ on September 23, 2013, 12:33:24 PM

radioactive

Thing is, that would probably fix him/her/it.

Karin · « **Reply #31 on:** September 23, 2013, 01:23:58 PM »

That was funny up there, GOBUCKS.

Maybe it was the mood I was in, but I could not enjoy "Best in Show." It seemed to be sooooo gay. I surfed away rather quickly.

I agree with Dori, boa constrictor. That's a great big hug! Just was Loconuts needs.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #32 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:17:50 PM »

"Best In Show", "Waiting For Guffman", "A Mighty Wind", "This Is Spinal Tap" are hilarious movies, but they're scripted movies with great professional actors. They're called "mockumentaries".

The "Pursuit of Excellence" series, especially Ferrets, are all pure, legit documentaries, entirely unscripted with real-world, natural nuts. I laughed so hard my ribs were sore.

BannedFromDU · « **Reply #33 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:30:13 PM »

Quote from: AprilRazz on September 23, 2013, 11:06:52 AM

Rabid ferrets are pretty loving and fun.

Just make sure whatever he gets won't fit in a PVC pipe.

njpines · « **Reply #34 on:** September 23, 2013, 02:57:49 PM »

Quote from: Dori on September 23, 2013, 01:04:22 PM

Did you see the movie "Best In Show"? About crazy dog people all converging at a convention center to show their dogs.

Pretty funny.

LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!

Texacon · « **Reply #35 on:** September 23, 2013, 03:29:51 PM »

I think he should get a sloth. They even look like him and definitely act like him.

KC

Wineslob · « **Reply #36 on:** September 23, 2013, 04:19:59 PM »

Want something to pet? Get a Merkin.

DefiantSix · « **Reply #37 on:** September 23, 2013, 04:52:47 PM »

Quote from: Wineslob on September 23, 2013, 04:19:59 PM

Want something to pet? Get a Merkin.

Dude, there are some jobs Merkins just won't do.

DumbAss Tanker · « **Reply #38 on:** September 23, 2013, 05:00:52 PM »

Quote from: DefiantSix on September 23, 2013, 04:52:47 PM

Dude, there are some jobs Merkins just won't do.

Oh, that one is SO H5 worthy!

Mr Mannn · « **Reply #39 on:** September 23, 2013, 05:04:23 PM »

I don't know a lot of insane people. But when I listen to one I listen to UGP.
and UGP says a crazy like him some snake.

When your mind is on shaky ground, nothing will advertise it better than having a loving relationship with a snake

miskie · « **Reply #40 on:** September 23, 2013, 05:24:16 PM »

Id suggest a pet too small for loconuts to 'fit inside' of, yet one too large to fit inside of him. Might I suggest a nice eyeball-stabbing kiwi ? They are flightless, fluffy, fun and they enjoy the sweet, sweet eye juices of stupid people.

AllosaursRus · « **Reply #41 on:** September 23, 2013, 05:27:06 PM »

Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 23, 2013, 08:02:11 AM

Yup. A pet rock is the best choice. One question, though--igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic?

I dunno. Don't ya usually try and be just a little more intelligent than yer pet? Just askin'.

diesel driver · « **Reply #42 on:** September 23, 2013, 05:54:59 PM »

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Yup. A pet rock is the best choice. One question, though--igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic? Huh?

Quote from: Carl on September 23, 2013, 09:34:48 AM

As long as it is solid,weighs around 30 lbs and is delivered to the top of his head from about 20 feet high any of the above works.

You would want an igneous rock for that, I think.

They have some very sharp points.

Igneous for the Ignoramus!

Big Dog · « **Reply #43 on:** September 23, 2013, 06:34:36 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 23, 2013, 09:51:57 AM

The only service dogs are seeing eye dogs and bomb/drug sniffers. Those animals do a great service.

The recent explosion in all kinds of personal "service dogs" is a pure scam. The sellers get a huge price, and the buyers get a mutt they can take into places where dogs are inappropriate to annoy other people.

Those service dogs probably go to acupuncture vets.

Think so?

My hearing dog disagrees with you. The law agrees with my dog.

Delmar · « **Reply #44 on:** September 23, 2013, 07:27:03 PM »

Lurking DUmmies, how heartless can you be? Locut0s wants to hear comforting words of support, not all these stupid pet ideas. Give the guy some warmth instead of simply blurting out your stupid pet ideas.

He says he is in pain and wonders if a pet would help. Don't say Get a cat. Do say I love my cat and I would recommend that you get one too , but what I really want to do, my dear Locut0s, is to send you healing white light.

This thread is the same as his ginger soup thread. Locut0s says he's in deep pain and mentions that he's having ginger soup and the DUmmies selfishly respond with their own ginger soup recipes and don't even deign to express hope that he feels better soon.

With friends like you, who needs enemies?

Big Dog · « **Reply #45 on:** September 23, 2013, 09:52:30 PM »

LocoPuffs,

I know you're in Canada, so the Americans with Disabilities Act doesn't apply to you. I don't know if Canada has laws about Service Dogs, but I don't care to check- because it won't change what I have to say next.

If you follow the advice of that walking lobotomy Denninmi, and try to pass off your new pet as a Service Dog, I WILL MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO IDENTIFY YOU AND PUBLICLY SHAME YOU SO BADLY THAT YOU DROWN YOURSELF IN YOUR MOTHER'S TOILET. Assholes like Denninmi make it harder for those of us who depend on our real-life Service Dogs- and you do not want to be "that asshole", believe me.

I trust I made myself clear. Your fellow DUmmies would do well to pass the word.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #46 on:** September 23, 2013, 11:07:54 PM »

LocoNuts should buy a brain dog.

Should be easy to find one with a stronger brain than his.

BlueStateSaint · « **Reply #47 on:** September 24, 2013, 04:28:51 AM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 23, 2013, 11:07:54 PM

LocoNuts should buy a brain dog.

Should be easy to find one with a stronger brain than his.

That statement could also apply to any one of the three types of pet rocks.

ETA: I was thinking about this one, as the caffiene surged through my brain. He could use this new formulation known as "concrete" and make the pet rock into any shape he wants.

RobJohnson · « **Reply #48 on:** September 24, 2013, 04:44:37 PM »

Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 23, 2013, 09:30:51 AM

Excellent choice. For any DUmmies reading this, these delightful reptiles love a little horseplay now and then, like being tossed into the air and then caught by their owner.

RobJohnson · « **Reply #49 on:** September 24, 2013, 04:48:08 PM »

I'm sure his mother would have no problem with this.

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