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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #75 on: September 23, 2013, 11:32:39 PM »
So is she a she or is she a he-she?

Based on the pictures that were brought over, she's a "she".  She'd just need 3 promotions to rise to the level of a mere imbecile.
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #76 on: September 23, 2013, 11:40:06 PM »
So her dude dumped her for another dude? What makes her think her dude might want her back? Clearly, he is queer. A dude just doesn't slip around and have a little cock, and then want to go back to the hen. She left what little stability she had for him? She better strap one on and start talking like Barry White...

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #77 on: September 24, 2013, 05:25:30 AM »
She can afford a week in a dorm room at the local hostel http://www.roadrunnerhostelinn.com/index.php.  If she is motivated, she could find a fast food job or something similar during that time.

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #78 on: September 24, 2013, 05:29:12 AM »
So is she a she or is she a he-she?

When referring to a DUmmy, using "it" will suffice.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #79 on: September 24, 2013, 06:07:25 AM »
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Housekeeping 3 times a week would cut into her stalking.
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #80 on: September 24, 2013, 07:00:08 AM »
Like garlic and sunlight to a vampire, is work to a DUmmy.

Housekeeping 3 times a week would cut into her stalking.

BD, I think you've found the holes in the argument there.  H5.
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #81 on: September 24, 2013, 07:15:09 AM »
You only get $5 for that?  That's the going rate?  Stay in school, kids.  Learn a useful trade. 


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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #82 on: September 24, 2013, 07:17:54 AM »
You only get $5 for that?  That's the going rate?  Stay in school, kids.  Learn a useful trade. 

Competition with crack whores. $5 for 5 minutes is all she'll make in that market, so she'll have to make up for it in volume.
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #83 on: September 24, 2013, 08:46:52 AM »
I'll pay someone $50 to clean my house  :-) I will be watching your thieving ass of course though. :tongue:






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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #84 on: September 24, 2013, 01:29:03 PM »
Ugh.... I've been AWOL for so long that this whole LFR saga has me thoroughly confused.  Is she going BACK to Tucson?  Was she there before?  I don't know and I am getting a headache, just thinking about going back through old posts.

And then I read these:

Does the county have to bury the dead hobos deeper in Tucson so the coyotes don't dig 'em up?

That is a question Amber should get the answer to tomorrow, if she lives through the night.
She could suck cock under the overpass at $5 a trick, and make enough to upgrade to the La Quinta Inn.  In fact, I bet the La Quinta takes Mexican money- Amber won't have to pay to exchange pesos to dollars at the pawn shop next to the plasma center.

If she moved her cocksucking business to the alley behind the plasma center, she'd make all kinds of money.

Like garlic and sunlight to a vampire, is work to a DUmmy.

Housekeeping 3 times a week would cut into her stalking.
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #85 on: September 24, 2013, 01:56:29 PM »
Ugh.... I've been AWOL for so long that this whole LFR saga has me thoroughly confused.  Is she going BACK to Tucson?  Was she there before?  I don't know and I am getting a headache, just thinking about going back through old posts.

Which version would you like?  The movie she plays in her head or the real one?

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #86 on: September 24, 2013, 02:15:28 PM »
No updates as of yet.

I imagine that her day is going like this: She gets up, moseys over to the library and checks her email. Notices the generous offer from Offwiththeirheads about storing her stuff, she sends him an email accepting the offer. She can't leave the free Wi-Fi area as she needs to be able to read his return email. She has to wait around the area for 8 hours while Offwiththeirheads panhandles spare change over by the university. In the meantime, LFR is getting so ripe that some illegal alien will pick her and throw her into a wicker basket.

Expect to hear something by 7:00 PM EST. If she replies sooner, she's at Offwiththeirheads and sponging off of him playing an angle to stay there for a spell.

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #87 on: September 24, 2013, 02:18:33 PM »
Which version would you like?  The movie she plays in her head or the real one?

I would be happy with the truth, so that would be anything but her version.  Thanks!
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #88 on: September 24, 2013, 02:28:09 PM »
Two possibilities I think.

Most likely this has all been just a wide awake dream in her demented mind,none of it true and now she is at a loss to tell the rest of the story.

Or she did do as she said and her laptop along with her nest egg never made it past the first night when she arrived at the homeless Hilton and they looked at her like she had 3 heads atop her ginormous carcass as she declared she was checking in.

She claims to be a fiction writer. I'm starting to think she's just writing a story her fragile mind made up.

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #89 on: September 24, 2013, 02:56:40 PM »
I would be happy with the truth, so that would be anything but her version.  Thanks!

You know madam, there's many of the elements of "Cinderella" in this ongoing saga, excepting of course there's not going to be any happy ending.

The most obvious are the two "evil" sisters, Crystal and Annette, who are jealous of Amber, because they have to work very hard to eke out a living, while she has the freedom to trot all over the country.  And despite their meager resources, they're willing to help her find stability and maturity in life, but she's not the least bit grateful for their care and love.  She thinks she's better than they are.

There's no mother--she left this time and place a few years ago--but there is a father, for whom she was the apple of his eye, his little princess.  He's probably old and tired, and lives with one of the sisters.  He probably gets social security, but because the sisters take care of him, he doesn't have any expenses, and so that's all disposable income, for him to spend as he pleases. 

It's a mystery to me why Amber never went to him for help.

There was a Prince Charming, Dave, who finally got tired of her and dumped her onto the streets of Tucson (which is why she went back to the loving embrace of her family in Joplin, Missouri).  The two of them were in a "relationship" for ten years, which was plenty of time for her to drag him to the altar and make it official.

But no, love doesn't need a "piece of paper," and so she never did.  If she'd done that, making it official, she'd have him by the balls now, and there was no way he could've gotten out of taking care of her.

The only non-parallel (with the story of Cinderella) is Dave's friend Chad, who in a guy-to-guy talk showed the old man (Prince Charming is no spring chicken), opened his eyes, to that Cinder--er, Amber--was taking advantage of him, sucking him dry of all his own meager resources.

There's been talk about some sort of incongruous "relationship" between Dave and Chad, but it's all silly; it's obvious Chad's just a good friend of Dave's, nothing more.  Nothing wrong with men being friends with each other.

I myself find her story eminently credible, but if she's hoping for a "....and they all lived happily ever after," she's going to be disappointed.
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #90 on: September 24, 2013, 04:06:04 PM »
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #91 on: September 24, 2013, 04:13:57 PM »
LFR has everything it takes to be an occupooper.
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #92 on: September 24, 2013, 04:18:31 PM »
LFR has everything it takes to be an occupooper.


We'll see. Tucson winters - especially out on the outskirts, where Tucson becomes open desert - can be unexpectedly harsh. Camping in that wash, she may not be around long enough for the shakey-tails to get to her, but the coyotes will gladly convert her into the textbook OccuPoop(er) after she freezes to death. :fuelfire:
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #93 on: September 24, 2013, 04:39:43 PM »
She could suck cock under the overpass at $5 a trick, and make enough to upgrade to the La Quinta Inn.  In fact, I bet the La Quinta takes Mexican money- Amber won't have to pay to exchange pesos to dollars at the pawn shop next to the plasma center.

If she moved her cocksucking business to the alley behind the plasma center, she'd make all kinds of money.



At least she won't go hungry that way.  :whistling:

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #94 on: September 24, 2013, 06:07:11 PM »
THANK YOU frank!  All caught up now.  Poor Dave.  I hope Chad is still in the loop.  :popcorn:
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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #95 on: September 24, 2013, 07:07:45 PM »
I myself find her story eminently credible, but if she's hoping for a "....and they all lived happily ever after," she's going to be disappointed.
You have a curious triangle here. Dave and Chad are deadbeat winos, while Amber has the mental capacity of a ten-year-old.

The only asset among the three of them is Dave's status as a wino veteran, which qualifies him for a federal program that gives slum apartments to such people.

The promise of a free government apartment is what makes Dave a shining prize for both Chad and Amber. Amber thought she had it all sewn up, until Chad happened along.

Chad replaced Amber by virtue of access to either alcohol or drugs, quickly becoming Dave's BFF and persuading him to give Amber the boot.

Now Amber's back, and Chad is in the hospital, leaving Amber a clear field for trying to worm her way back into Dave's heart. It's a hopeless task. The idea that a lifelong hobo like Dave would prefer sex with a smelly bovine like Amber to Chad's Boone's Farm and bud is pretty far-fetched.

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #96 on: September 25, 2013, 06:23:58 AM »
First day in Tucson, and Amber put Chad in the hospital, stalked Dave, and found an overpass with WiFi to call "home".

I was wrong. That manatee can do something when she puts her back into it!

I do find the drugs thing with Chad partially plausible - what I'm wondering is whether Amber planted drugs on him before she put him in hospital.

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #97 on: September 25, 2013, 06:34:51 AM »
I honestly do hope she stays safe.

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #98 on: September 25, 2013, 06:44:50 AM »
I honestly do hope she stays safe.

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Re: LFR update: Don't Touch My Stuff Edition
« Reply #99 on: September 25, 2013, 08:21:44 AM »
She must have found a condo? .......a discarded box a double door refrigerator came in.....with wooden pallet flooring.
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