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DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« on: September 15, 2013, 08:50:31 PM »
You may remember DUmmy darkangelnumbers.

She is a regular in the DUmp nuthatch, trading mental illness horror stories with her fellow DUmp lunatics.

About once every two weeks, she puts up a dramatic "Goodbye-DUmp" post, then comes back within a few hours.

This time, she dreams up a nursing job in Alaska, though she only had the idea of nursing school in a DUmp post a few months ago.

This time, alas, an actual registered nurse DUmpette calls her on her absurd bouncy tale:
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I was offered a job in Anchorage , Alaska :D

Should I stay or should I go??

10k sign up bonus!

Hmm...
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018480897


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4. I will give it a shot. I just cant pass this


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3. I will be working as an RN.
I have a few offers here, but probably I will go. Its an experience I wouldn't want to pass. Besides, the pay is excelent.



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12. I'm curious how you can get a job offer as an RN when you just started nursing school
and were shopping for your first stethoscope for clinicals a few months ago:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018449238

I was recently admited to one of the nursing schools down here.... http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=244222
 
I'm starting core classes in my nursing school... http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=274587


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Sun Sep 15, 2013, 07:56 PM
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15. Im in an accelerated program, about to graduate. Most of us have already
Received offers for jobs. As soon as I pass my NCLEX, I will start working. The offer i have is for Jan 2014.
 
I see you keep tabs on me. Are you doing the same to all the other posters Heddi? Your behaviour is really creepy.



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Sun Sep 15, 2013, 08:00 PM
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17. Sure
I'm an RN. I know how long nursing school is. I know of no program where you're buying your first stethoscope in July and getting job offers for January.
 
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Sun Sep 15, 2013, 08:13 PM
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20. You obviously cant read very well, can you!!
I started my CORE classes in Jan and will be done by the end of Dec! Maybe you should read my posts if you're actually saving them ( how creepy )
 
And obviously littman cardio wasn't my first stethoscope, I needed advice as far as upgrading from my Classic.
 
You really need to apologize. (But I won't hold my breath.)



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21. I'm not saving your posts
there's this interesting thing called "advanced search"

but please, do keep going on about your accelerated nursing program...



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Sun Sep 15, 2013, 08:33 PM
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22. You know, its not good for you to hate. Ive told you the same before.
Every time you tried to start arguments.

I feel bad for you.



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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2013, 08:53:05 PM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Another primitive caught lying.

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2013, 08:58:41 PM »
Didn't she say she was dropping out of nursing school? Or was that another moonbat?
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2013, 09:02:19 PM »
Didn't she say she was dropping out of nursing school? Or was that another moonbat?

No, that was her.
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2013, 09:04:24 PM »
No, that was her.

I feel bad for anyone who ends up being under her care.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2013, 09:10:57 PM »
I completed an accelerated nursing program, and nobody had a job offer in September.  People thought that it was impressive that I was applying to jobs in October, and I was one of the few that had an interview within a couple weeks of graduation.  Mind you, nobody was desperate enough about getting a job in September to be applying in Alaska

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2013, 09:40:10 PM »
I completed an accelerated nursing program, and nobody had a job offer in September.  People thought that it was impressive that I was applying to jobs in October, and I was one of the few that had an interview within a couple weeks of graduation.  Mind you, nobody was desperate enough about getting a job in September to be applying in Alaska


I'm just curious Celtic... how long was the accelerated program? If you don't wish to answer... no biggie... I am just curious.   :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2013, 09:48:12 PM »
When the darkangel lib caught the Heddi lib in a lie, he/she was actually complimentary. Heddi just took it the wrong way. How could a lib, who always lies criticize another lib for lying ?       
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2013, 09:50:53 PM »
I'm just curious Celtic... how long was the accelerated program? If you don't wish to answer... no biggie... I am just curious.   :cheersmate:

Started in January and ended in December.  A little less than 12 months, but we needed to have a Bachelor's degree already and there was a fairly long list of pre-requisites that were required. 

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2013, 10:04:03 PM »
Started in January and ended in December.  A little less than 12 months, but we needed to have a Bachelor's degree already and there was a fairly long list of pre-requisites that were required. 

Thanks CR!!! Now I think I understand. The BA/BS was the key info I was missing. I bet you had to have a bunch of classes in your BA/BS that had to do with chemistry/biology etc.  So if I am understanding what you are saying... it's pretty much the advanced nursing stuff you had to do after you got the 4 yr degree?

I know nothing about medical degrees. I just like to be well informed on general things like that.  :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2013, 10:24:29 PM »
I actually had a BA in History, so it is more like I got all my Gen Ed requirements out of the way.  There was a list of 9 pre-requisites that had to be completed as well like Microbiology, Anatomy, Physiology, Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, etc. They also expected a minimum GPA of 3.0 for all college courses.  Basically the nursing program was strictly nursing related classes for three full semesters with clinicals several days a week as well.

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2013, 10:47:22 PM »
I actually had a BA in History, so it is more like I got all my Gen Ed requirements out of the way.  There was a list of 9 pre-requisites that had to be completed as well like Microbiology, Anatomy, Physiology, Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, etc. They also expected a minimum GPA of 3.0 for all college courses.  Basically the nursing program was strictly nursing related classes for three full semesters with clinicals several days a week as well.

OK Cr. I understand now. Thanks for the info!!!! H5 for educating me!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2013, 10:51:28 PM »
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Another primitive caught lying.

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2013, 11:01:01 PM »
If darkangelnumbers is on track to become a registered nurse, then Amber Hoyt is a medical doctor.

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2013, 12:42:43 AM »
Reminds me of The Grapes of Wrath, when desperate people moved west based on handbills. Maybe the moron saw a flyer at school.
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2013, 06:43:59 AM »
This will be the funny part.  If she takes a job in Alaska, her state tax burden will be nada.  If she establishes residency, she may even get a Oil revenue check.

THen, after a couple of years she gets tired of darkness and cold and all that sunlight she moves to California.  Her tax rates skyrocket, and she gets to see the difference between dummie govt and tea party govt. 
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2013, 07:50:17 AM »
The darlanglenumbered primitive never did say what type of nurse.
I believe there are several.
For all we know, she could be a post nurse.  :-)
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2013, 08:25:01 AM »
Reminds me of The Grapes of Wrath, when desperate people moved west based on handbills. Maybe the moron saw a flyer at school.
Actually there is a company that is advertising in the American Journal of Nursing for people to work overseas. But I doubt that the primitive will get hired as they want someone with experience.
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2013, 04:51:23 PM »
nadin isn't the only DUmmy who can start a kerfunkle.

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2013, 05:00:43 PM »
I will fall back on the Coach's First Rule; DUmmys lie, they lie all the time.

There is no job in Alaska. In fact, the darkangelsnumbers is not even in a nursing program. The Heddiprimitive might be a CVN.
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2013, 05:09:04 PM »
I will fall back on the Coach's First Rule; DUmmys lie, they lie all the time.

...The Heddiprimitive might be a CVN.

Heddi-primitive looks like Ronaldus Magnus?  :-)



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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2013, 08:26:45 PM »
Oh, no! Has she given up on the dream?
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Just curious, would you be working in the ED?

I'm sure she will.

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2013, 08:50:40 PM »
I actually had a BA in History, so it is more like I got all my Gen Ed requirements out of the way.  There was a list of 9 pre-requisites that had to be completed as well like Microbiology, Anatomy, Physiology, Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, etc. They also expected a minimum GPA of 3.0 for all college courses.  Basically the nursing program was strictly nursing related classes for three full semesters with clinicals several days a week as well.

HI-5 for getting into a very demanding field.

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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2013, 09:44:11 PM »
The darlanglenumbered primitive never did say what type of nurse.

The type is Registered Nurse. They don't have degrees for endoscopy, E.R., etc., it's all RN. The only nurse specialties I know of are Nurse Practitioner and Nurse Anesthetist. If I'm wrong, CR will tell me. My mom and my first ex are nurses and I have a cousin who's a Nurse Anesthetist. I question the DUmmies claims, though. That's way too damn soon to be getting offers.
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Re: DUmmy darkangelnumbers Spins A Nursing Bouncy, Starts A Catfight
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2013, 10:00:00 PM »
The type is Registered Nurse. They don't have degrees for endoscopy, E.R., etc., it's all RN. The only nurse specialties I know of are Nurse Practitioner and Nurse Anesthetist. If I'm wrong, CR will tell me. My mom and my first ex are nurses and I have a cousin who's a Nurse Anesthetist. I question the DUmmies claims, though. That's way too damn soon to be getting offers.

Sort of a funny story, I guess.

Both my parents were R.Ns.--although my father was, strictly speaking, a C.R.N.A., a registered nurse-anesthetist, but spent nearly all of his adult life as a hospital administrator.

They rarely, if ever, used "R.N." at the end of their names, even on official medical documents; just their names.  (I suspect that was kind of irregular, but they got away with it.)

It was as if people knew they were nurses anyway, by their style and manner.

One time, when I was still pretty young, I spotted my mother's signature on something, and in that instance she'd actually used "R.N." at the end of her signature.  For a while there, I supposed she'd served in the Royal Navy, and wondered how that'd been possible.
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