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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #750 on: January 06, 2014, 12:38:01 PM »
after he strained the used oil through one of his old dirty socks.

My money says that Doug was strained through an old sock.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #751 on: January 06, 2014, 12:40:33 PM »
I think Doug Bulna did not hide the remote in the rafters at Gearhart Chevrolet, I think Doug Bulna hid the remote in the ceiling joists at Gearhart Chevrolet.  Rafters are for roofs and joists are for ceilings or floors.  Doug Bulna, being a democrat party representative and a self proclaimed genius, he should know the difference between what holds a roof over ones head and what holds the Gearhart Chevrolet ceiling up.  Bengayz!

I don't think he hid the television remote control in the rafters at all; I suspect that was a little literary license on walrus-face's part.

The interior of the business looks as if it has pretty high ceilings, and it's two stories; one assumes the non-salesmen offices are on the second floor (after one has a customer hooked, one doesn't want to waste time compelling him to climb stairs, lest he get second thoughts).

The customer waiting room would be, logically, on first floor too.

I think walrus-face merely slipped it into his pocket, and at some later time threw it out in the trash, or something like that.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #752 on: January 06, 2014, 12:48:25 PM »
I don't think he hid the television remote control in the rafters at all; I suspect that was a little literary license on walrus-face's part.

The interior of the business looks as if it has pretty high ceilings, and it's two stories; one assumes the non-salesmen offices are on the second floor (after one has a customer hooked, one doesn't want to waste time compelling him to climb stairs, lest he get second thoughts).

The customer waiting room would be, logically, on first floor too.

I think walrus-face merely slipped it into his pocket, and at some later time threw it out in the trash, or something like that.

That hadn't occurred to me.  It would make it so much more delicious if he were fired over a total bouncie.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #753 on: January 06, 2014, 12:53:31 PM »
If the offices have standard eight-foot drop ceilings, it would be easy enough to toss it in there.

The ceilings here are pretty tall.  I would have to get a ladder to reach them... I could stand on my desk and still wouldn't be close enough.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #754 on: January 06, 2014, 12:58:33 PM »
If the offices have standard eight-foot drop ceilings, it would be easy enough to toss it in there.

The ceilings here are pretty tall.  I would have to get a ladder to reach them... I could stand on my desk and still wouldn't be close enough.

But the photographs on facebook (the part that's visible to non-facebook members) shows the first floor has something rather higher than even "cathedral" ceilings.

As for the offices upstairs, they're probably standard height, but I just don't see walrus-face making the physical effort to do what he alleged he did.  I think he just tossed into the trash somewhere.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #755 on: January 06, 2014, 01:08:34 PM »
Here's my best guess on probably what really happened:

Walrus-face went to work that morning, and after punching in and some desultory chitchattery with a fellow employee or two, he walked through the customer waiting-room to get to the employees' restroom.  On his way, he saw the television and its remote control, and slipped the latter into his pocket.

And then he sat on the commode for twenty or so minutes, reading either an automotive or pornographic magazine, leaving the restroom, because of the stench, unusable by the mechanics and salesmen until at least noon.

Then he went upstairs to his office, and tossed the remote control into the wastebasket.....or forgot he had it in his pocket until later, and tossed it into the trash-can at the neighborhood convenience store when he went there after work.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #756 on: January 06, 2014, 06:14:51 PM »
Gearhart Chevrolet did rid themselves of an abusive, disgruntled employee.
Doug Bulna never missed a chance to trash them in his posts.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #757 on: January 06, 2014, 06:26:21 PM »
Doug Bulna never missed a chance to trash them in his posts.

And while on the time-clock too.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #758 on: January 06, 2014, 07:33:42 PM »
Here's my best guess on probably what really happened:

Walrus-face went to work that morning, and after punching in and some desultory chitchattery with a fellow employee or two, he walked through the customer waiting-room to get to the employees' restroom.  On his way, he saw the television and its remote control, and slipped the latter into his pocket.

And then he sat on the commode for twenty or so minutes, reading either an automotive or pornographic magazine, leaving the restroom, because of the stench, unusable by the mechanics and salesmen until at least noon.

Then he went upstairs to his office, and tossed the remote control into the wastebasket.....or forgot he had it in his pocket until later, and tossed it into the trash-can at the neighborhood convenience store when he went there after work.

I imagined that you were going to say that when Doug pulled up his pants, the remote fell out of hi pocket into Doug's signature pile, and he didn't want to dig it out, so he just flushed it.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #759 on: January 07, 2014, 02:43:15 PM »
Anybody else think that when the rest of the staff went to the crapper they said "I have to Bulna" of "I just Bulna'd"? I bet they do now.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #760 on: January 07, 2014, 02:48:14 PM »
Anybody else think that when the rest of the staff went to the crapper they said "I have to Bulna" of "I just Bulna'd"? I bet they do now.

Seriously, though.

I'm probably the first person in the history of the world to mention this delicate problem, but I'll bet everybody knows at least one co-worker who stenches up the employee restroom so badly it's rendered unusable for hours.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #761 on: January 07, 2014, 03:06:40 PM »
Seriously, though.

I'm probably the first person in the history of the world to mention this delicate problem, but I'll bet everybody knows at least one co-worker who stenches up the employee restroom so badly it's rendered unusable for hours.

Similar story with a chap with an affinity for exotic foods and demon rum.  We solved the head problem with a sign that was to be posted on the door anytime he was observed entering.  Unfortunately, there was serious carryover into the work environment causing much discussion as to whether he had flatulence issues or had actually crapped his pants.

Story had a happy ending when an anonymous benefactor sent management pictures of him sipping the nectar of the gods in the parking lot.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #762 on: January 07, 2014, 09:31:23 PM »
Similar story with a chap with an affinity for exotic foods and demon rum.  We solved the head problem with a sign that was to be posted on the door anytime he was observed entering.  Unfortunately, there was serious carryover into the work environment causing much discussion as to whether he had flatulence issues or had actually crapped his pants.

Story had a happy ending when an anonymous benefactor sent management pictures of him sipping the nectar of the gods in the parking lot.

When I was a young lad working in a wholesale hardware distributorship, the shipping foreman was an older gentleman, a German from Russia.  He drove a purplish Corvair all the years I was there (we're talking late 1970s, early 1980s, when I was in college), and had a wife who was a stunning 400 pounds big.

She didn't care for his stinking up the bathroom at home, and so he always arrived to work in a hurry, planting his lunch-box on his desk, and heading to the employee's restroom, where he'd sit for circa ten minutes, all the while reading old Hustler magazines featuring big women, that truck drivers used to bring for him.

His spicy Teutonic diet meant he raised a big stink in that restroom.

While he was in there, out of curiosity, I'd inspect the contents of his lunch-box--I got away with a lot of things many others wouldn't--but I could never figure out how he knew I was doing it; shortly after I'd started the daily inspection, there started appearing in the lunch-box a wrapped cookie or piece of cake with my name on it.....although a few other times, he put a triggered mouse-trap in there.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #763 on: January 07, 2014, 10:08:50 PM »
I'm concerned because this thread--the larger one doesn't even show up--sometimes falls down to second place on google, under the dealership's facebook page.  I'd like it to stay on top, in case walrus-face applies for a job and for some reason forgetfully omits to remember to tell the prospective employer some details.


It has done just that - fallen down to second place.

That being the case, heres some levity to keep it rolling:

A DUmmie with a walrus on a leash flopping along behind him walks into a bar. He points with his cane at the patrons, pitt among them, and announces: "This is an amazing New Jersian trained walrus. Buy me a drink and I will show you the most amazing thing! He's fantastic!" So a guy buys him a drink. The man looks down at the walrus. The walrus looks back at the man. Then the man whacks the walrus on the head with a cane! The walrus takes off his glasses, sits up on his tail and unzips the man's pants. He pulls out his tent pole and services it, rolling his eyes and using just a little tusk. As the man groans with pleasure, the walrus cleans him off with a napkin and rezips his pants. "Now, would any of you like to try it? Just buy me another beer," the man says. The pitt, raises his hand. "Sure, man, I'll try it...but please...don't hit me with that stick!"




How do you get Doug Bulna to do a sit up?

Tune the TV to fox and glue the remote control between his toes.


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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #764 on: January 07, 2014, 10:12:54 PM »
While he was in there, out of curiosity, I'd inspect the contents of his lunch-box--

What did he typically eat?

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #766 on: January 08, 2014, 01:03:28 AM »
I often think of Douglas Bulna of Gearhard Chevrolet fame when I use my remote to change the channel to FOXNEWS.  I wonder how many remotes he received for Christmas and if they were enough to supplement his AS income via garage sales.  I envision a walrus with an inherently stupid look on his face sitting amongst a bazillion open USPS boxes with bubble wrap and tissue peeking from the boxes.  Remotes of every brand and color piled in his lap,covering every surface of his furniture, and spilling out his door.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #767 on: January 08, 2014, 03:51:08 AM »
I wonder if FOX news has heard the tale, of Doug Bulna hiding the remote to the Gearhart Chevrolet cable box at Gearhart Chevrolet in an effort to keep people from watching FOX news.

Surely they would be interested in the plight of Doug Bulna, and of the remote control he hid. Heck, maybe they could hire him. Surely Gearhart Chevrolet would give him a good reference. Hire him for a new segment, "What Would Doug Bulna Do", or maybe they could have him on for an occasional segment such as "Bias Against Media With Doug Bulna". Or a non-political, technology related segment such as "The Best Replacement Remote Control With Doug Bulna". Or a cooking segment..."The Best Fish Dish With Doug Bulna". An exercise segment perhaps? "Swimming With Doug Bulna". One about personal Hygiene, "Shaving With Doug Bulna". Just imagine any one of those segments coming through your cable box.


Fox news has a golden opportunity here, even if there is only a remote chance that Doug Bulna would take the job. Someone in control needs to recognize this. Doug Bulna could send their ratings right through the rafters.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #768 on: January 08, 2014, 04:02:52 AM »
^5. Great post!
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #769 on: January 08, 2014, 08:25:52 AM »
What did he typically eat?

It's been so long ago I barely remember.  I recall best that his wife used to fix him a couple of sandwiches that had the odor of warm mayonnaise emanating from them, but I could never figure out what the sliced meat was; it was always not-quite-all-the-way-baked white bread, which causes me to cross my eyes and go "Gaaaaaaaah...."

Then there'd be semi-liquid stuff in a couple of little Tupperware containers; my generic word for it is "glop."  His wife like him was a German from Russia, so I assume it was along the nature of that cuisine.

Sliced liverwurst.  Gaaaaaaah......

Sliced spiced ham (bologna?).  Gaaaaaah.....

Limberger cheese.  Gaaaaaah.....

Cold sauerkraut.   Gaaaaaah.....

Some sort of sausage shaped like a horse-collar.

Something for dessert; a piece of cake, a brownie, or some cookies.

An apple, a banana, or an orange.

Inside the lid was a thermos of coffee, which confused me, because the business was generous in providing gallons of coffee to all its employees, and he had no qualms about drinking that coffee, but still, he'd bring in the lunch-box with coffee in the thermos.

To put it mildly, it all stank.  I'm sure his wife washed out the lunch-box (which was plastic, not metal) every single day, but I'll bet all these odors got permanentized to the inside.  The aroma made one want to give up eating for the rest of one's life.

To this day, I have a shuddering abhorrence to being around people bringing lunch-boxes and sack-lunches to work.  Those times I worked at a place where the lunch-room had a refrigerator in it, well, I just went somewhere else.
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #770 on: January 08, 2014, 08:31:12 AM »
^What, no Gouda ? He Gouda been a contender !
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« Reply #771 on: January 08, 2014, 08:32:16 AM »
The two Tupperware containers of "glop" and the cold sauerkraut always had a layer of solid grease on top.

Gaaaaaah.....
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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #772 on: January 08, 2014, 03:41:37 PM »
^What, no Gouda ? He Gouda been a contender !


OMG...PUN POLICE, WHERE ARE YOU?!


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« Reply #773 on: January 08, 2014, 03:46:21 PM »

OMG...PUN POLICE, WHERE ARE YOU?!


You deserve a BS for that...But because I'm partial to funny puns, you get a H5!  :-)

We all know the Zonbie has that problem but we try not to bring it up in polite company.  BS him if you must, I often BS him for no reason at all but, don't H5 him as it just encourages him.

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Re: Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet?
« Reply #774 on: January 10, 2014, 12:15:19 AM »
Well, walrus-face showed up on Skins's island today, Thursday, but only one solitary sole single primitive paid him any attention.  It's quite telling, when one starts a thread that garners 176 "views" but only one comment.

The primitives aren't saying anything because they're still waiting for the brain-damaged primitive to explain and apologize.
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