Has Gearhart Chevrolet Discovered Doug Bulna's Sabotage Yet? (1-year!)

[franksolich]

It was a beautiful thing to watch.

But still, one has to admire the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive for having made a clean breast of things, and only a day after. 

In the meantime, we have this Bozo cowering in a dark corner; it's been ten days since he should've told the primitives what happened, and not a peep.

I'm sure by now even the primitives--the hazlf a dozen or so who might, vaguely, remember him--are getting the impression the brain-damaged primitive's a craven coward.

[franksolich]

Well, the consequences of the brain-damaged primitive not explaining what happened:





Now, if he would've gone on to Skins's island nine days ago and explained and apologized, this whole kerfluffle would've been long forgotten by now, and buried in the deep back pages of google.

It's his own damned fault.

[vesta111]

Frank, how do we know Doug was in fact fired ?   Having access to all the computers at work he may have come across some things both personal or business related that he could use to bargin a pay out to retire or take a leave of absence with pay.

This Doug reminds me of a piece of work, I knew years ago.  He was much like Doug and was more involved with gossip then his job.   He was so looking for acknowledgement he would often brag about some unethical things he got away with.   He was the one that would slide up to people and whisper some nasty gossip just to make you think he was in the KNOW--the in crowd.

Finally he got caught by a new employee telling him some gossip not knowing the new guy was a relative of the person he was gossiping about.       He soon found himself on the carpet and  threatened to tell his boss's wife about some hankie pankey he had been up to.

He was gone in just hours, but we found out he had been transferred to a sister company out of state.

I think of Doug as that Newman the mail man on Seinfeld.

[wasp69]

Frank, how do we know Doug was in fact fired ?   Having access to all the computers at work he may have come across some things both personal or business related that he could use to bargin a pay out to retire or take a leave of absence with pay.

This Doug reminds me of a piece of work, I knew years ago.  He was much like Doug and was more involved with gossip then his job.   He was so looking for acknowledgement he would often brag about some unethical things he got away with.   He was the one that would slide up to people and whisper some nasty gossip just to make you think he was in the KNOW--the in crowd.

Finally he got caught by a new employee telling him some gossip not knowing the new guy was a relative of the person he was gossiping about.       He soon found himself on the carpet and  threatened to tell his boss's wife about some hankie pankey he had been up to.

He was gone in just hours, but we found out he had been transferred to a sister company out of state.

I think of Doug as that Newman the mail man on Seinfeld.

And you're giving DUmbass Doug Bulna wayyyyy to much credit, vesta.  He has neither the personality nor the balls to pull something like that off.

[Purple Sage]

DB has some interesting history.

http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html

[vesta111]

And you're giving DUmbass Doug Bulna wayyyyy to much credit, vesta.  He has neither the personality nor the balls to pull something like that off.

Oh Yeah, well some people fool yah.    If a man can fool his wife, he sure can fool the public.

Who was that man that ran for president a few years ago--the man that reminded me of the Pardue guy ?    He came out with a statement that killed all his chances for the Presidency-----He claimed he would never hire or trust a man that their wife could not trust.   

He was a room clearer, only two gay guys left and most to the news men left.  Lot's of woman left wondering why their husbands that supported him had run for the hills.

[GOP Congress]

Google Image search is giving some love to Doug as well..

[Tucker]

I don't think that Doug Bulna was fired. I think that he was forced to retire. End results are the same.

[Chris_]

I don't think that Doug Bulna was fired. I think that he was forced to retire. End results are the same.

Other than he would still be eligible for unemployment.

[Tucker]

Other than he would still be eligible for unemployment.

I wouldn't think so. His pension is still earned income.

[wasp69]

Oh Yeah, well some people fool yah.    If a man can fool his wife, he sure can fool the public.

Maybe you, vesta, but I have raised too many teenage boys than to think Doug Bulna is that clever or motivated.

[Chris_]

DB has some interesting history.

http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html

What can you say?  Apparently, Bulna likes jizz.

[Skul]

What can you say?  Apparently, Bulna likes jizz.

Not only that....

Status/Status Date:
ABANDONMENT NOTICE MAILED - FAILURE TO RESPOND
01/25/2005

Way to go, Dougiepoo.

[RobJohnson]

Other than he would still be eligible for unemployment.

It's difficult to get unemployment if you are fired, especially if the reason is for theft. They could of been nice guys and just laid him off.

[franksolich]

Well, here it is, Day 10 of the brain-damaged primitive Watch.

Actually, it was fifteen days ago that he posted those nasty comments about his employer and coworkers, and about "freepers," but that was just before the Labor Day holiday, and walrus-face wasn't at work.

And so the brain-damaged primitive Watch is dated from the following Tuesday, the day after Labor Day, when ostensibly he went to work and learned that "freepers" aren't as stupid and insignificant as he said we were.

So....it's Day 10, and no explanations, no apologies.

<<<has much longer staying-power than the brain-damaged primitive; will wait.

[GOBUCKS]

We have to multi-task around here a little bit.

Along with worrying about Doug's future as a sysadmin, there is the deep concern for the marital bliss of Mike Pantano and Sparkly Monica.

Has Monica decided the time has come to cash in?

[franksolich]

We have to multi-task around here a little bit.

Along with worrying about Doug's future as a sysadmin, there is the deep concern for the marital bliss of Mike Pantano and Sparkly Monica.

Has Monica decided the time has come to cash in?

Yeah, talk about having only two hands when there's enough work for a dozen pairs of hands.

The sparkling old dude's been missing a lot from Skins's island; in fact, for all we know, his airhead trophy wife probably kicked him to the curb, and he's living in a car now.

What goes around, comes around; I don't suppose the sparkling old dude was thinking of that when he so unceremoniously dumped his first wife because she was getting old and stout.

[franksolich]

There must be a time-delay when something's posted and google picks it up; I dunno how long it might be.

Anyway, walrus-faced posted in the pets forum on Skins's island Saturday, circa 1:00 a.m.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/116113192

Just a cute-and-paste job, no comments.

<<<can keep this going longer than the brain-damaged primitive can.

[franksolich]

I'm beginning to wonder if Dain will soon be joining the very short list of Abbandonato primitives.

You know, that is finally looking as if it's happening.

The primitives continue to frolic and play, with not a thought to the brain-damaged one.

[GOBUCKS]

Sun Sep 15, 2013, 12:11 PM
malaise (110,071 posts)
Colorado DUers please check in and tell us if you and yours are OK

This is crazy.

There have been no Colorado DUmmies worth worrying about since bobolink froze to death in her car.

Why is there no concern for prominent DUmbasses who have disappeared and could be dying or in critical need of DUAC assistance?

Why is no one asking about Pam Dawson, or Mike Pantano, or Doug Bulna?
What about mythsaje and TwixVoy and poor stupid Beth?

The bastards just don't care about DUmmies who made the DUmp what it is.
 

[franksolich]

This is crazy.

There have been no Colorado DUmmies worth worrying about since bobolink froze to death in her car.

Why is there no concern for prominent DUmbasses who have disappeared and could be dying or in critical need of DUAC assistance?

Why is no one asking about Pam Dawson, or Mike Pantano, or Doug Bulna?  What about mythsaje and TwixVoy and poor stupid Beth?

The bastards just don't care about DUmmies who made the DUmp what it is.

Yeah, they don't make primitives like they used to, and the brain-damaged primitive was one of the original primitives.

Anyway.

I imagine this morning, a nice Monday morning in autumn, the brain-damaged primitive is laying in bed, feeling sorry for himself.  After all, it doesn't look good--he's 62 years old and wearing down, he's out of job, and there's this terrible 0bam--er, Bush, economy.  It looks hopeless.

However.

One must remind the brain-damaged primitive that there's other primitives in even worse predicaments than his; in fact, compared with them, he's got barely anything to complain about.

There's the sparkling old dude, "Stinky the Clown," living through some rather, uh, tumultuous unrest in his married life.  An old man should never marry a young woman, because he's going to be losing it right as her own needs and urges are coming to a climax.

And then there's the subway cat, "undergroundpanther," whose sisters got her triple-medicated so she'd feel okay with moving into a new place and separated from her pets.  Well, she's settled in now, in a place where the inmates aren't allowed access to the internet, and there's not a thing she can do about it.

And the convenience store primitive, "LadyFreedomReturns," who's about to embark upon a journey west, hoping to reconcile with the old guy who dumped her.  This is not going to be anything with a happy ending.

And the cbayer primitive, "cbayer," who's battling the bottle and bound to lose.

But the worst situation of all is that of my twin, "Atman."  He was recently hired to publicize his hometown down in Florida, to bring in tourists and their dollars.  It's going to take a Hell of a lot of imagination and creativity to make a Levittown sound as attractive and fun as Disneyland, and I don't think he has it in him to turn a pig into a swan.

All these primitives have a tough row to hoe, and I'm sure even the brain-damaged primitive sees they're worse off than he is.

So the brain-damaged primitive should be of good cheer; there's other primitives in lousier circumstances than his. 

[Charles Henrickson]

Well, here it is, Day 10 of the brain-damaged primitive Watch.

Actually, it was fifteen days ago that he posted those nasty comments about his employer and coworkers, and about "freepers," but that was just before the Labor Day holiday, and walrus-face wasn't at work.

And so the brain-damaged primitive Watch is dated from the following Tuesday, the day after Labor Day, when ostensibly he went to work and learned that "freepers" aren't as stupid and insignificant as he said we were.

So....it's Day 10, and no explanations, no apologies.

Oh, it's a bit longer than that, frank. Here's the timeline:

DainBramaged posted his "I blocked FAUX on the TV at work today" OP on Wednesday, August 21.

On Friday, August 23, I reported that he worked at Gearhart Chevrolet and that his name was Doug Bulna.

On Saturday, August 24, Doug found out that we were on to him, and he posted his angry message about freepers.

On Monday, August 26, I reported that he had just self-deleted his OP.

Since then, DainBramaged has posted only a few isolated doggie threads in the obscure Pets Group, with no commentary by him and with few or no replies. Nothing at all from him about the Case of the Missing Remote and Its Consequences.

So you could date the DB Stonewall of Silence starting on Tuesday, August 27, I suppose. In which case, this would now be Day 21.

[franksolich]

I stand corrected, sir.  Thank you.

I thought he'd posted it on Thursday, not Wednesday, and I was aware that the members of the most-excellent DUmmie FUnnies were the first to jump on the case, after which we followed.

Also, I'd thought it was a week later, August 29, just before Labor Day.

<<<one of chief failings is that rarely double-checks, just jumping into a fray with what one has assumed.

<<<given that character flaw, has no objections when someone else corrects.

So this is now Day 21 of both the primitives on Skins's island and decent and civilized people elsewhere in the world, being held hostage by the morose silence of the brain-damaged primitive.

<<<has plenty of time; willing to sit this out at least up to Thanksgiving.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

Since the brain-damaged primitive diligently reads this thread every single day, I thought I'd present him with some idle amusement, to so as to lighten up his spirits and put some joy in his steps.

I'm not into cars--to me, a car is a car is a car is a car; the only thing that matters is that all four wheels spin the same way--but the brain-damaged primitive is, and one time on Skins's island he lit a campfire about these so-called "barn finds."  This, from the New York Times, is located in franksolich's sort-of-immediate neighborhood:

In Nebraska, a Field of Low-Mileage Dreams

PIERCE, NEB. — For decades, a 10-acre tangle of trees in the corner of a corn and soybean field did its best to hide the legends of Pierce County.

But word got out. You could see a few of the cars from County Road 854 and a few more from the second green and third tee of the neighboring golf course.....

.....“They were parked in the trees, door handle to door handle, bumper to bumper,” Deb Bruegman said as she served beers in the clubhouse of the nine-hole course. “The trees grew up in and amongst and around them.”

Still, few people were prepared for what emerged from the woods in late July, when a construction crew uprooted the cottonwoods, maples and ash trees and carried their mostly hidden treasures into the sunlight. Rearranged nearby in nine neat rows, each longer than a football field, were nearly 500 cars and trucks including American classics from the 1950s, ’60s and ’70s: Bel Airs and Corvairs, Apaches and Impalas, even a Corvette Pace Car model.

All were the legacy of Ray Lambrecht, the local Chevrolet dealer for 50 years until he retired in 1996. Now 95, he and his wife, Mildred, 92, still live across the street.....

There’s a 1958 Chevy Cameo pickup with 1.3 miles. A ’64 Impala with 4 miles. A ’77 Vega with 6 miles. A ’78 Corvette — the Indy Pace Car — with 4 miles.

Among those who buy and sell vintage cars, there is a special thrill in unearthing a “barn find” — a car tucked away in good condition and largely forgotten, only to surface years later — and the trove here is surely one of the largest such discoveries.....

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/15/automobiles/collectibles/in-nebraska-a-field-of-low-mileage-dreams.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

There's going to be thousands of people here for that auction, from all fifty states and various foreign countries--people who have money to spend on such things because they're employed; employed because they don't bad-mouth their bosses or co-workers.

[GOBUCKS]

Does Doug Bulna even own a car?

I remember something about a daughter buying a car, but have never seen him mention one.

Maybe, like Amber, he'll need to learn to drive to visit the welfare office.