One sad difference, Nads isn't trying to be funny.
You know, sir, I have my suspicions about something re: the cousin and her arcane "journo" "slang."
She's a little puppy dog that wants to be with the big dogs in journalism, and probably has as some sort of "mentor" a professional journalist, who's teaching her the tricks of the trade.
Including slang terms--"presser," for example (out of many). Or "the good rig."
She's lapping this up like an eager young pup, not aware that her "mentor" is actually mocking her hopes and her pretensions, by coaching her in words real journalists never use.