DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[JakeStyle]

Big Steves apology thread to DU for acting like an ass with Toyota guy.

Omaha Steve Donating Member (1000+ posts)    Sat Oct-08-11 04:03 PM

Original message

It's been 2 weeks, I apologized to the Toyota salesman
   
Edited on Sat Oct-08-11 04:32 PM by Omaha Steve

I went to the dealership salesroom today. I found the guy I was looking for. He barely remembered me. He said he heard a lot more profanity from others compared to my family friendly comments. I explained I'd been in sharp neck pain and was on narcotics. Plus dealing with mom when she can't comprehend she is a danger to herself living alone in her senior apartment. He understood and said people aren't used to a test ride pitch on the mall sidewalk.

We shook hands.

A few DUers were correct I lashed out at this guy over other things bothering me.

To my friends living in their parents basement that read me (and troll the DU) regularly, I've noticed some of the same verbiage here used by those in the basement chat room. }(

Omaha Steve

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2082175

[Tucker]

Can't tell the players without a score card.

Makes it worse when 7K DUmmies are only using 5 scripts for their bouncies. Bound to be some crossovers.

[Ptarmigan]

I'll happily shoulder the blame for any and all misfortune that befalls on Doug Bulna.

DainBramaged chose to post it on DU, so he is to blame for his misfortune.

[Rebel]

So I clicked on ..... http://gearhartchevy.com/custom/Meet-our-Sales-Team ....and what do you know? Dougie isn't listed as one of their many valued employees. What happened to Dougie?



Like I didn't know.....

He was never in sales, Johnny. He was their Systems Admin. ...which I cannot ****ing believe how stupid a company would be to hire some idiot like him.

[Rebel]

For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.

Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Have I ever given a hint to where I work? Have I ever trashed my company? Have I ever talked about our customers? Hell no. My boss AND the second in charge are Democrats. I'm not an idiot. DUmbasses, however, are. No one here, maybe with the exception of 2, know where I work. That ****ing idiot brought it on himself.

[Rebel]

On a good's night sleep, I've decided not to send the remote. Even if most of the employees would laugh, there may be 2 or 3 who many have liked the DU-fus,

Not likely. Ever seen a post from him about having a good time with friends? They hated his ass, IMO. Most employees are salesmen. Salesmen have to bust their asses for their commissions. They're natural fiscal conservatives. He's a fiscal moonbat. That dude didn't have any friends. His friends were on DU.

[Rebel]

Without further ado...and apologies to Mr. Hairdo himself, the Trumpster...I present...

"YOU'RE FIRED!!"

Conservative Cave Press (TM) has come up with a new blockbuster.

You have some services that might come in handy here at CC. 

[Rebel]

I think yall put the NSA to shame.

All they do is listen. We deduce. 

[dutch508]

Oh, Doug... (sigh)

Where ever did you go...

[lastparker]

Oh vesta, dear, you really ought to try Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints--the pre-FDA product, not the current one--to see if it helps you see this more clearly.

Ah frank... so often you take the words right out of my mouth, and then change them to be even BETTER.  

[GOBUCKS]

Well, another week is in the books at Gearhart Chevrolet.

I wonder what customers are watching on TV in the service department waiting room.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Well, another week is in the books at Gearhart Chevrolet.

I wonder what customers are watching on TV in the service department waiting room.

Al Jazeera America? 

[I_B_Perky]

Well, another week is in the books at Gearhart Chevrolet.

I wonder what customers are watching on TV in the service department waiting room.

Anything they want to now that the remote nazi is gone.   

[Delmar]

Hey lurking DUmmies, Rush Limbaugh has a new book coming out in a month or so, Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans.  I want to urge any Dummies that work in bookstores to hide the book from customers or sabotage sales in some other way and then go brag about what you have done to your DUmp buddies.

[Tess Anderson]

Not likely. Ever seen a post from him about having a good time with friends? They hated his ass, IMO. Most employees are salesmen. Salesmen have to bust their asses for their commissions. They're natural fiscal conservatives. He's a fiscal moonbat. That dude didn't have any friends. His friends were on DU.

True, but a lot of DUmmies couldn't stand him either.

[franksolich]

True, but a lot of DUmmies couldn't stand him either.

 

You know, you could very well be right, madam, and maybe that's why no primitives have inquired about his absence, or what happened; they want him to stay away forever.

However, the brain-damaged primitive did have a few die-hard hard-core supporters, including the cbayer primitive, Skippy from New York City, and the CalPig primitive; if they don't get around to inquiring, they'll be automatic nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013, all three of them.

[GOBUCKS]

I think the DUmmies have already forgotten that Doug Bulna ever existed.

Doug's memory will persist here much longer than at the DUmp.

After all, Deadstone was far more famous, yet after his overdose suicide he was forgotten in a flash.

[Tucker]

I think the DUmmies have already forgotten that Doug Bulna ever existed.

Doug's memory will persist here much longer than at the DUmp.

After all, Deadstone was far more famous, yet after his overdose suicide he was forgotten in a flash.

Hell, he had 90% of the DUmp on ignore. That's not the way to win friends and influence people. One sided conversations can get a little boring but you get no disagreements.

[I_B_Perky]

I'm still wondering whether Doug Bulna is officially retired now, on disability or unemployment due to sabotaging his employers TV system.  Come on Doug Bulna... inquiring minds want to know!!!

Or maybe you don't have internet at the house, Doug Bulna, and you were posting at work instead of... ya know... working, Doug Bulna?

Have you hit hard times, Doug Bulna, due to getting fired for sabotaging your employers TV system? Well have you Doug Bulna?

Come on, Doug Bulna, give us the complete story. Hiding is just going to make it worse, Doug Bulna.  You, Doug Bulna, should come clean and give us the whole story.

How about it, Doug Bulna?

[dutch508]

I want to see fifty pages!

Come on people... You are slacking.

[Mr Mannn]

Doug, to help the ends meet you can sell your stuff and downgrade to a nice cozy one room apartment.

[franksolich]

I want to see fifty pages!

Come on people... You are slacking.

I don't think you have to worry, sir; in fact, we may get 100+ pages.

The deal is, until the brain-damaged primitive shows up and confesses all to his fellow primitives, I intend to keep this thread, and GOBUCKS' second thread, going until Thanksgiving if I have to.

The sooner the brain-damaged primitive makes a clean breast of things, the sooner this subject will fade away, dropping to the back pages and into the archives.

It's his call; if he finds it irksome that these two threads are always on the front page of the DUmpster, he's got only himself to blame.

[GOP Congress]

The cover, title, and even a Stinky rec has already been made. All he has to do is to produce the pulp inside.

[I_B_Perky]

Doug, to help the ends meet you can sell your stuff and downgrade to a nice cozy one room apartment.

Doug Bulna does not want to do that Mr. Mannn. Doug Bulna is a shit hot Sys Admin. Well Doug Bulna was a shit hot Sys Admin. Now apparently he is unemployed. The shit hot sys admin, Doug Bulna, should have no problem finding another job though.  I'm sure car dealers are lining up to hire the shit hot Sys Admin, Doug Bulna, so he should have no problem finding employment. That is assuming the shit hot Sys Admin, Doug Bulna, can refrain from stealing and hiding TV remotes in his employers waiting room.  

[franksolich]

One wonders what one does, on a lazy Sunday autumn morning in upper New Jersey, when one's jobless because one's been a rectal aperture, bad-mouthing one's employer and "freepers."

Maybe lays in bed, looking out the window, watching the leaves on the trees change color?