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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #475 on: September 05, 2013, 01:01:48 PM »
Messages I'd like to see are the PMs Doug Bulna received after his identity was revealed.

There had to be some beauties. What freudenschade!!

Yeah.  It's one of those things one wonders about, but'll never know for sure--the expression his face.

Sort of like the way the big guy in Bellevue looked when he first discovered his campaign web-site launched by his friends early last year.

I'm sure the expressions were priceless.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #476 on: September 05, 2013, 01:09:38 PM »
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186. Here, I'll reply in kind like I did just moments ago

I

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shit


That may be true, but I'll bet when Doug first learned his identity and employer had been revealed he gave a loud "OH! SHIT!"

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #477 on: September 05, 2013, 01:14:32 PM »
My God, you're right.

I hadn't thought this was anywhere near the top yet.

Tucker sure knows which primitive campfires to bring over here, that draw.

Indeed - and this one has been all the better for the complete surprise of it. I'll be honest, I didn't pay much attention at first I didn't think it would amount to much at all - but it has turned into a total and complete classic.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #478 on: September 05, 2013, 01:25:54 PM »
Quite a large thread and has spread throughout the Internet.

Really?  Tell us more. Where?

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #480 on: September 05, 2013, 01:50:50 PM »
I love watching DUmmies crash and burn. My job is to speed up the process.

Doug Bulna's notoriety was years in the making. We all read his OP's to see what idiocy that he will post next.  If I didn't grab it, undoubtedly someone else would have. It wasn't personal. Well, maybe it was a little personal in Dougie's case as he had put me on ignore for too many years. I always reminded him of that when replying to subject threads about Doug Bulna, AKA DB. May he never forget me.

You know that my main bitch about the brain-damaged primitive all these years has been that he's a Stalinist; he doesn't want to hear things he should hear.

He's got two ears and one mouth.  I think that's suggesting he's supposed to listen twice as much as he yaps.

If he wonders why he's so wretched and miserable and such a loser, well, that's why.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #481 on: September 05, 2013, 01:53:16 PM »

He's got two ears and one mouth. 

But he's only got one eye, and about a third of his brain was surgically removed.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #482 on: September 05, 2013, 03:38:03 PM »
But he's only got one eye, and about a third of his brain was surgically removed.
Watch it, bub. I still have half a brain.  :asssmack:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #483 on: September 05, 2013, 04:25:43 PM »
Out of curiosity...

What type of sick **** would Trademark the name "Jizz" in the first place???

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #484 on: September 05, 2013, 04:30:39 PM »
Out of curiosity...

What type of sick **** would Trademark the name "Jizz" in the first place???

http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #485 on: September 05, 2013, 04:48:44 PM »
Well, damn.

It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"

This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else.  This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it.  And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #486 on: September 05, 2013, 04:55:03 PM »
Well, damn.

It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"

This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else.  This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it.  And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"



I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 hours would pass before the question would be asked.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #487 on: September 05, 2013, 04:59:00 PM »
I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 business hours would pass before the question would be asked.

Small modification.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #488 on: September 05, 2013, 05:02:27 PM »
How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"

The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.

They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #489 on: September 05, 2013, 05:03:06 PM »
I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 hours would pass before the question would be asked.

It just freaks me, how the primitives have no, absolutely no, interest in any primitive but themselves.

How is it possible to live life without being interested in other people?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #490 on: September 05, 2013, 05:04:36 PM »
I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"

The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.

They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.

I think it might be entertaining to go to one of those DUmmie get-togethers and when they're all enjoying themselves scream, "Oh shit! It's franksolich!!!!!"
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #491 on: September 05, 2013, 05:05:48 PM »
It just freaks me, how the primitives have no, absolutely no, interest in any primitive but themselves.

How is it possible to live life without being interested in other people?

It is funny how humanists, which essentially is what the DUmp/left is, really have no concerns for humans other than themselves.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #492 on: September 05, 2013, 05:17:35 PM »
I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

You may or may not know this but it wasn't that long ago that this very thing happened.

Unfortunately, my brain is so full of information that in order to remember something new I have to give up childhood memories. I gave up one so that I could remember it happened but I don't remember when or who it was.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #493 on: September 05, 2013, 05:17:47 PM »

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"



I have asked that question along with several others when you take a sabbatical from the DUmp for a few days/weeks. Most of the time you make an announcement prior to your leaving. More than likely all of the time but I've missed it.

We do notice when you are gone.

It's a good thing that conservatives only think about themselves.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #494 on: September 05, 2013, 05:50:20 PM »
I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"

The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.

They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.

I had an interesting telephonic conversation late this afternoon, with an automotive service department circa 1500 miles east of here.

I'd checked their web-site, and they had telephone numbers for only their sales department and their repair department; these appear to be brand-new sites, nothing we've seen before, and don't have staff members listed.

Since I get along better with mechanics than with salesmen, I called their repair department and asked to be transferred to someone.

voice: Who?
franksolich: You know, him.
voice: Yeah, him.  I used to know him, but he's not around any more.
franksolich: Oh.

Well, that's about the best a deaf person can do on the telephone, so I thanked him and hung up.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #495 on: September 05, 2013, 05:57:36 PM »
Hi5 to Frank! DB is outa there!  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #496 on: September 05, 2013, 06:17:13 PM »
In the annals of DUmbdom, This will be talked about for years and years to come.

Subliminal messaging my butt, We're not talking about a week-end gig at a expo. The definition of wallduding has be redefined and expanded.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #497 on: September 05, 2013, 07:09:36 PM »
Doug should take heart that he just leapfrogged into the lead of numerous DOTY awards.  :)

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #498 on: September 05, 2013, 07:22:17 PM »
Well, damn.

It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"

This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else.  This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it.  And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"



It's funny that you mention Redstone.  I was looking through my "DU Keepers" folder today, and cracked up reading about his exploits at the community rec center, man that guy was a badass.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #499 on: September 05, 2013, 07:28:10 PM »
I hope this brain damaged primitive brouhaha doesn't discourage all the other DUmmies from spinning bounces in the future out of fear that their tall tales told on democrat underground will reel around and bite them in the ass in the real world.  Unintended consequences.
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