DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[franksolich]

Messages I'd like to see are the PMs Doug Bulna received after his identity was revealed.

There had to be some beauties. What freudenschade!!

Yeah.  It's one of those things one wonders about, but'll never know for sure--the expression his face.

Sort of like the way the big guy in Bellevue looked when he first discovered his campaign web-site launched by his friends early last year.

I'm sure the expressions were priceless.

[GOBUCKS]

DainBramaged (39,107 posts)    Thu Aug 22, 2013, 04:38 PM

186. Here, I'll reply in kind like I did just moments ago

I

don't

give

a

shit

That may be true, but I'll bet when Doug first learned his identity and employer had been revealed he gave a loud "OH! SHIT!"

[Aristotelian]

My God, you're right.

I hadn't thought this was anywhere near the top yet.

Tucker sure knows which primitive campfires to bring over here, that draw.

Indeed - and this one has been all the better for the complete surprise of it. I'll be honest, I didn't pay much attention at first I didn't think it would amount to much at all - but it has turned into a total and complete classic.

[Karin]

Quite a large thread and has spread throughout the Internet.

Really?  Tell us more. Where?

[Ptarmigan]

Really?  Tell us more. Where?

If you go to Google and type the name Doug Bulna. It is also at FR and DUmmy Funnies.

http://www.google.com/#q=doug+bulna
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2013/08/get-dummie-dainbramaged-fired-for.html
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3058022/posts?q=1&;page=1#1
http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?57749-I-blocked-FAUX-on-the-TV-at-work-today

[franksolich]

I love watching DUmmies crash and burn. My job is to speed up the process.

Doug Bulna's notoriety was years in the making. We all read his OP's to see what idiocy that he will post next.  If I didn't grab it, undoubtedly someone else would have. It wasn't personal. Well, maybe it was a little personal in Dougie's case as he had put me on ignore for too many years. I always reminded him of that when replying to subject threads about Doug Bulna, AKA DB. May he never forget me.

You know that my main bitch about the brain-damaged primitive all these years has been that he's a Stalinist; he doesn't want to hear things he should hear.

He's got two ears and one mouth.  I think that's suggesting he's supposed to listen twice as much as he yaps.

If he wonders why he's so wretched and miserable and such a loser, well, that's why.

[GOBUCKS]

He's got two ears and one mouth. 

But he's only got one eye, and about a third of his brain was surgically removed.

[Skul]

But he's only got one eye, and about a third of his brain was surgically removed.

Watch it, bub. I still have half a brain. 

[GOP Congress]

Out of curiosity...

What type of sick **** would Trademark the name "Jizz" in the first place???

http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html

[Skul]

Out of curiosity...

What type of sick **** would Trademark the name "Jizz" in the first place???

http://trademarks.breanlaw.com/78325173-jizz.html

Liberal socialist regressive DUmocrats.
What do I win?

[franksolich]

Well, damn.

It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"

This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else.  This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it.  And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

[ChuckJ]

Well, damn.

It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"

This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else.  This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it.  And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 hours would pass before the question would be asked.

[Skul]

I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 business hours would pass before the question would be asked.

Small modification.

[GOBUCKS]

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"

The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.

They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.

[franksolich]

I think you're under-estimating yourself coach. A don't think 36 hours would pass before the question would be asked.

It just freaks me, how the primitives have no, absolutely no, interest in any primitive but themselves.

How is it possible to live life without being interested in other people?

[ChuckJ]

I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"

The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.

They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.

I think it might be entertaining to go to one of those DUmmie get-togethers and when they're all enjoying themselves scream, "Oh shit! It's franksolich!!!!!"

[ChuckJ]

It just freaks me, how the primitives have no, absolutely no, interest in any primitive but themselves.

How is it possible to live life without being interested in other people?

It is funny how humanists, which essentially is what the DUmp/left is, really have no concerns for humans other than themselves.

[EagleKeeper]

I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

You may or may not know this but it wasn't that long ago that this very thing happened.

Unfortunately, my brain is so full of information that in order to remember something new I have to give up childhood memories. I gave up one so that I could remember it happened but I don't remember when or who it was.

[Tucker]

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

I have asked that question along with several others when you take a sabbatical from the DUmp for a few days/weeks. Most of the time you make an announcement prior to your leaving. More than likely all of the time but I've missed it.

We do notice when you are gone.

It's a good thing that conservatives only think about themselves.

[franksolich]

I'd ask, "Hey, did any DUmmies get bumped off the past few days?"

The DUmmies are hot on the trail of what happened to the round red sodomite.

They don't know that coach was also unaccounted for during a few days surrounding the tragic demise of DUmmy Deadstone.

I had an interesting telephonic conversation late this afternoon, with an automotive service department circa 1500 miles east of here.

I'd checked their web-site, and they had telephone numbers for only their sales department and their repair department; these appear to be brand-new sites, nothing we've seen before, and don't have staff members listed.

Since I get along better with mechanics than with salesmen, I called their repair department and asked to be transferred to someone.

voice: Who?
franksolich: You know, him.
voice: Yeah, him.  I used to know him, but he's not around any more.
franksolich: Oh.

Well, that's about the best a deaf person can do on the telephone, so I thanked him and hung up.

[Mr Mannn]

Hi5 to Frank! DB is outa there!  
Fired! Kaput! Marched the perp walk.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9TqcSRCoCY[/youtube]

[Tucker]

In the annals of DUmbdom, This will be talked about for years and years to come.

Subliminal messaging my butt, We're not talking about a week-end gig at a expo. The definition of wallduding has be redefined and expanded.

[Carl]

Doug should take heart that he just leapfrogged into the lead of numerous DOTY awards. 

[JakeStyle]

Well, damn.

It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"

This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else.  This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it.  And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.

How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"

It's funny that you mention Redstone.  I was looking through my "DU Keepers" folder today, and cracked up reading about his exploits at the community rec center, man that guy was a badass.

Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore    Sat Mar-18-06 09:51 PM
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Kid pulled a knife on me today. He now wishes he hadn't.
   
That wasn't any fun for me, but it was less for him. had been a nice day, up till then.

Redstone

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4909301

[Delmar]

I hope this brain damaged primitive brouhaha doesn't discourage all the other DUmmies from spinning bounces in the future out of fear that their tall tales told on democrat underground will reel around and bite them in the ass in the real world.  Unintended consequences.