Well, damn.
It's been almost ten days, and not a primitive has inquired, "Hey, where's dainbramaged?"
This proves my point that primitives are self-centered, narcisstic; they think only of themselves, no one else. This was especially proven when Chief S itting Bull, the greatest primitive ever, was dead and buried more than a year before most primitives even knew of it. And probably my twin Atman, one of the late bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive's best buds, doesn't even know it yet.
How different decent and civilized people are; I'll bet if franksolich were missing for ten days, sooner or later someone here's going to ask, "Hey, where's franksolich?"