Taverner Kregel has never fallen off the wagon.
That would imply that he was at one time on the wagon.
His alcoholism, combined with his raging addiction to heroin, makes him a pretty entertaining DUmmy.
Hopefully he'll continue to post frequently during the short remaining life he has before slithering off to hell.
Which reminds me.
When is Elad going to get off his lazy ass and set up that Dead DUmmy forum?
DUmmies continue to drop like flies, and there's no place to properly memorialize them.
Skimmer promised it to the CalPig. If you can't trust Skimmer, who...oh, well.