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Offline Aristotelian

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Tav fell off the wagon
« on: August 13, 2013, 12:58:07 PM »
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Star Member Taverner (54,258 posts)

I fell off the wagon

Again

Today

I am drunk right now

Or at least not sober

Why can't I control this shit?

Why am I a slave to this shit?

Surrounded by 6 bars around my workplace.

That's no excuse.

Any number of you here could walk past a beer bar and not bat an eye.

But not me.

Why am I so ****ed up?

I need to attend a "meeting" for once

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2. Thing is, I want the oblivion

And that is not good

Why anybody would be to open about something so private is beyond my meagre brain-power - particularly as Mark's identity is so public.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2013, 01:02:42 PM »
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Why am I so ****ed up?

1) You're a Libtard

2) You have ZERO self esteem (see #1 for the answer to why you have no self esteem)

3) You have absolutely no self control. (Again see reason #1)
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2013, 01:05:46 PM »
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2. Thing is, I want the oblivion

And that is not good

Sure it is, Tavs.  Here...


Contemplate your feelings and consider the example of that great moonbat, Kurt GoBang Cobain...
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2013, 01:07:41 PM »
Still doesn't explain his music. Even a drunk wouldn't listen to that crap.

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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2013, 01:10:52 PM »
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4.I literally wasted 15 minutes thinking about it

And in the end, I succumbed

So you spent a WHOLE 15 minutes thinking about a life altering decision.  Whoa! I hope you didn't hurt yourself expending all that mental power.  You spineless worm.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2013, 01:15:47 PM »
Not to denigrate any alcoholics or addicts on this board, but how can you count being on "the wagon" when it was just being sober while the DUmbass slept?
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2013, 01:17:30 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 13, 2013, 01:15:47 PM
Not to denigrate any alcoholics or addicts on this board, but how can you count being on "the wagon" when it was just being sober while the DUmbass slept was passed out?

FIFY, bro... :II:
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2013, 01:20:52 PM »
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2013, 01:50:27 PM »
It's like a poem.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2013, 01:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 13, 2013, 01:50:27 PM
It's like a poem.

SHHH!!!  :rulez:

If CalPig is lurking and hears you, she'll try to top it.  :runaway:
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2013, 02:07:03 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:17:30 PM
FIFY, bro... :II:

DUchebag Tav is not using between 8-10 hours every single day!
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2013, 02:14:00 PM »
It's sad that someone with such a promising future in the music field succumbs to the devil's brew.  I suspect Bush or the Kochs had something to do with this.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2013, 02:19:45 PM »
I hope that while he's in a blind alcoholic stupor he can still find an open vein for a couple of good solid speedballs.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2013, 02:21:29 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:52:06 PM
SHHH!!!  :rulez:

If CalPig is lurking and hears you, she'll try to top it.  :runaway:

 :hammer: :bitchslap:

You deserve both for even mentioning 'CalPig' in any reference to 'poetry.'

GOBUCKS, maybe he'll put a FMJ into his cranial vault.  Quicker and less painful.

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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2013, 02:26:26 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 13, 2013, 01:15:47 PM
Not to denigrate any alcoholics or addicts on this board, but how can you count being on "the wagon" when it was just being sober while the DUmbass slept?

You can't, that is if one is telling oneself the truth, you wake up almost as drunk as you were when you fell asleep you just feel alot crappier.

At least until you get a shot or two in you.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2013, 02:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 13, 2013, 02:14:00 PM
It's sad that someone with such a promising future in the music field succumbs to the devil's brew.  I suspect Bush or the Kochs had something to do with this.

I have subdued to Kochs too after too much brew but never Bush :rimshot:
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2013, 02:31:45 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 13, 2013, 02:26:47 PM
I have subdued to Kochs too after too much brew but never Bush :rimshot:

And when Gina is bad she is very, very bad.

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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2013, 02:58:10 PM »
Quote from: jukin on August 13, 2013, 02:07:03 PM
DUchebag Tav is not using between 8-10 hours every single day!

A mere 10 hours passed out every day?
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2013, 02:59:24 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:52:06 PM
SHHH!!!  :rulez:

If CalPig is lurking and hears you, she'll try to top it.  :runaway:

You have to admit that it's closer to being a poem than anything that CalPig has written.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2013, 03:09:34 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 13, 2013, 01:52:06 PM
SHHH!!!  :rulez:

If CalPig is lurking and hears you, she'll try to top it.  :runaway:

I fell off

The wagon

It ran over me

The light

Thru the spokes

Of the wheels

Went blink-blink-blink
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2013, 03:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 13, 2013, 02:26:47 PM
I have subdued to Kochs too after too much brew but never Bush :rimshot:

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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2013, 04:28:20 PM »
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Star Member Taverner (54,258 posts)

I fell off the wagon

Again

Today

I am drunk right now

Or at least not sober

Why can't I control this shit?

Why am I a slave to this shit?

You're a loser baby,

So why don't you kill you (More quickly)?
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2013, 04:41:33 PM »
Quote from: Bad Dog on August 13, 2013, 02:31:45 PM
And when Gina is bad she is very, very bad.

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But when she is very, very bad is when she is at her best.  :naughty:
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2013, 04:57:56 PM »
I feel for him. I'm a recovering alcoholic who has been sober for a little over 7 years. It's hard to put down the bottle after years of depending on it. I spent 25 years trying to quit.

It's not about will power... it's about God having enough mercy to free someone from their addiction.
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Re: Tav fell off the wagon
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2013, 05:56:17 PM »
Nothing makes my heart sing more, than a DUmpmonkey wallowing in it's own misery.

FlaGator...you da man.  :cheersmate:
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