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Offline Hathcock

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #375 on: August 01, 2013, 11:48:04 PM »
Night Schadie baby
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #376 on: August 02, 2013, 12:52:54 AM »
How the eff did this thread get to 26 pages when it was stalling at 15, and I predicted only 20 ? Over 11 pages I didn't get a word in edgewise...grrr.
If this hits 30 I will do something drastic.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #377 on: August 02, 2013, 02:59:30 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 02, 2013, 12:52:54 AM
How the eff did this thread get to 26 pages when it was stalling at 15, and I predicted only 20 ? Over 11 pages I didn't get a word in edgewise...grrr.
If this hits 30 I will do something drastic.

What? Pretend that you're Carlos Danger? :bolt:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #378 on: August 02, 2013, 05:52:19 AM »
Quote from: Thor on August 02, 2013, 02:59:30 AM
What? Pretend that you're Carlos Danger? :bolt:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #379 on: August 02, 2013, 06:49:55 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 01, 2013, 09:40:04 PM
Chris_ will only understand if he is donning his Vera Wangs.   :wink:

Since he stole then from me on that fateful day I suppose at some point I should post their picture so one can imagine Chris in his very high heels.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #380 on: August 02, 2013, 06:55:08 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 10:45:43 PM
You should have seen the last Def Leppard concert I went to.  Hooker Central.

We are going to tesla tonight. I bet we can out hooker you!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #381 on: August 02, 2013, 07:01:17 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on August 02, 2013, 06:55:08 AM
We are going to tesla tonight. I bet we can out hooker you!

Pics, dammit!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #382 on: August 02, 2013, 07:25:33 AM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:50:37 PM
You know you are jealous of my bunco group

Is it naked bunco?  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #383 on: August 02, 2013, 07:39:29 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 02, 2013, 07:25:33 AM
Is it naked bunco?  :naughty:

Hmmm new nationally televised sport?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #384 on: August 02, 2013, 08:24:25 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:50:55 PM
I bet he is analyzing right now.  :naughty:

 :lol:  I think it was more like a gentle snore, but yeah....analyzing is what I do.  :whistling:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #385 on: August 02, 2013, 08:38:58 AM »
So let's review, shall we?

1.  Schadie and BEG are gonna hook up.  Again.
2.  Hathcock is breathing hard. Real hard.
3.  BEG wears cowboy boots in the toilet. And uses those boots to walk all over the toilet handle.
4.  Thor needs to be tucked in every night. He's wired that way.
5.  Chris fixes things in ways that are less than obvious. Except to Thor.
6.  Schadie is a political activist with at least one sign. Oh, and BEG has seen her breasts, which are yearning to be free.

Does that about cover it?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #386 on: August 02, 2013, 08:45:46 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 01, 2013, 09:27:27 PM
It's a scary thought when "the older woman" might be collecting Social Security.

That reminds me of a 70 year old stripper that I once saw. Her stage name was "Saggy". :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #387 on: August 02, 2013, 08:48:51 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 02, 2013, 08:38:58 AM
So let's review, shall we?

1.  Schadie and BEG are gonna hook up.  Again.
2.  Hathcock is breathing hard. Real hard.
3.  BEG wears cowboy boots in the toilet. And uses those boots to walk all over the toilet handle.
4.  Thor needs to be tucked in every night. He's wired that way.
5.  Chris fixes things in ways that are less than obvious. Except to Thor.
6.  Schadie is a political activist with at least one sign. Oh, and BEG has seen her breasts, which are yearning to be free.

Does that about cover it?
you forgot that Thor listens to really depressing whiney music... [youtube=425,350]hbn6o5tiPds[/youtube]


Fixed your screwed up quote tag!!  :tongue:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #388 on: August 02, 2013, 08:49:59 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on August 02, 2013, 08:45:46 AM
That reminds me of a 70 year old stripper that I once saw. Her stage name was "Saggy". :-)

Blondie at the Clermont lounge in Atlanta! She's a landmark  :naughty:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clermont_Lounge
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #389 on: August 02, 2013, 08:51:24 AM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 08:49:59 AM
Blondie at the Clermont lounge in Atlanta! She's a landmark  :naughty:

That's sad. Blondie used to be hot.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #390 on: August 02, 2013, 08:54:40 AM »
Quote from: Conservative Libertarian on August 02, 2013, 08:51:24 AM
That's sad. Blondie used to be hot.

Not so much...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #391 on: August 02, 2013, 08:56:20 AM »
Yes, Thor listens to really depressing whiny music. But he's authorized. Besides, Thor has an extensive collection of all types of music. Depressing Whiny Music (DWM) is actually a sub-category of Oh **** - Here I Am Back in the Seventies (OFHIABIT7).

What Thor is NOT authorized to do is fix CC shit on behalf of _Chris. We've seen that.

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #392 on: August 02, 2013, 08:58:38 AM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 08:54:40 AM
Not so much...

THAT'S Debbie Harry?

Good God, where the hell is the spork alert?

I oughta bitchslap you...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #393 on: August 02, 2013, 09:07:41 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 02, 2013, 08:58:38 AM
THAT'S Debbie Harry?

Good God, where the hell is the spork alert?

I oughta bitchslap you...

No, wrong Blondie... this one's claim to fame other than being the oldest stripper in Atlanta it that during her act she crushes a beer can between her boobiez...

At least I posted a pic fully dressed
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #394 on: August 02, 2013, 09:11:25 AM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 09:07:41 AM
No, wrong Blondie... this one's claim to fame other than being the oldest stripper in Atlanta it that during her act she crushes a beer can between her boobiez...

At least I posted a pic fully dressed

I should be grateful?!? For THAT??

This is much mo betta:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #395 on: August 02, 2013, 09:14:16 AM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #396 on: August 02, 2013, 01:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on August 01, 2013, 11:04:14 PM
I must be in the wrong thread.  I was promised sexy, and I got a toilet with a leg.

Ain't nothing wrong with that leg.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #397 on: August 02, 2013, 03:07:51 PM »
Aaaaaaaannnnd.....

Now it's Friday, moving toward Happy Hour in the East.


 :yahoo:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #398 on: August 02, 2013, 03:09:53 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on August 01, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
I have gone to the other side of the 1/2 century mark. I think I qualify. I still have a great ass and nice boobs in my own mind.  :tongue:

You are still hawt and your book singings result in long lines!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #399 on: August 02, 2013, 03:16:01 PM »
Quote from: BEG on August 01, 2013, 10:15:11 PM
I looked like a juvenile hooker at that concert and you approved.


Did somebody say juvenile hookers????

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