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R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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Splash... who could forget this awesome cover of Abba?

[youtube=425,350]eidyrlSdKcE[/youtube]

I have always loved this!!!!
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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YOU? Forgettable??   :bs:

You always say the right things chikadeedah.
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Suppose I asked for that.   :rofl:

You not only asked for that, you earned that Tots.
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ABBA?  Seriously?


There's nothing wrong with ABBA that a menage a trois can't fix.  :naughty:
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Splash... who could forget this awesome cover of Abba?

[youtube=425,350]eidyrlSdKcE[/youtube]

WTF was THAT??? You........ you........... ABBA Hater!!   :tongue:
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O-)



Because this thread is going to rapidly go downhill, run off the road, through a fence, over some sheep, hit a tree, and explode, killing everyone... I needed to repost this picture.

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Komrades, there was a time when I was unstoppable here. Now it appears I am not only unstoppable but regrettably very forgettable. Don't make Schadie cry.  :gay:

I won't go toe-to-toe with you.

Have the tears started yet?  O-)
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WTF was THAT??? You........ you........... ABBA Hater!!   :tongue:

Wha? They capture the essence, the je ne sais quoi (I don't know what) of Abba.
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There's nothing wrong with ABBA that a menage a trois can't fix.  :naughty:

Look at Eupher!
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Because this thread is going to rapidly go downhill, run off the road, through a fence, over some sheep, hit a tree, and explode, killing everyone... I needed to repost this picture.



Nice ***** Dutch!  :lmao:
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Wha? They capture the essence, the je ne sais quoi (I don't know what) of Abba.

I have some "je ne sais quoi" for you.........  :-)
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I won't go toe-to-toe with you.

Have the tears started yet?  O-)

Been crying since 11/6  :-)
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I have some "je ne sais quoi" for you.........  :-)

All we are missing is weiner pics...
































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Wha? They capture the essence, the je ne sais quoi (I don't know what) of Abba.

What they captured - rather poorly, I might add -- is the whole Sweden thing. Snow, mink coats, blondes, girlie-men.

Besides, who the hell sets up an electric piano in the middle of a friggin' meadow?

I like ABBA, but that video was lame -- as it was supposed to be.
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I have some "je ne sais quoi" for you.........  :-)

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!!!!!
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Been crying since 11/6  :-)

Don't tell me -- that's the day that Anthony Weiner resigned, right?
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What they captured - rather poorly, I might add -- is the whole Sweden thing. Snow, mink coats, blondes, girlie-men.

Besides, who the hell sets up an electric piano in the middle of a friggin' meadow?

I like ABBA, but that video was lame -- as it was supposed to be.

Piffle!
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Splash... who could forget this awesome cover of Abba?

[youtube=425,350]eidyrlSdKcE[/youtube]

 :lol:
Let nothing trouble you,
Let nothing frighten you. 
All things are passing;
God never changes.
Patience attains all that it strives for.
He who has God lacks nothing:
God alone suffices.
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Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!!!!!

Jesus, better shoot that thing to let the air out. Forget the fish.

Speaking of fish......how's it going with BEG?  :-*
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All we are missing is weiner pics...



What a glourious pile of meat!
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What a glourious pile of meat!

Ich habe den süßen Senf. Er gehört dazu.

To that "glorious pile of meat" I simply said, "I've got the sweet mustard. The sweet mustard goes with the wurst."

And that is a true statement. Sweet mustard is typically served with the Bavarian "weisswurst."

It's disgusting, but there you have it.

Now I've got to go throw up. I once ate Weisswurst mit süßen Senf twice a day for a week on Reforger gigs.
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Ich habe den süßen Senf. Er gehört dazu.

Not sure that my translation is accurate.  :naughty:
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Ich habe den süßen Senf. Er gehört dazu.

Nicht sind Sie, Allen süß?
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