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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #75 on: July 26, 2013, 10:47:14 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 26, 2013, 09:46:52 PM
Who said , "lick her nipples"?

No, lick her nipples is on first, right? Ok, I am feeling Randy tongiht. No, not Randy the member. I mean not that Randy isn't cute, but, I do respect that he is married. Anyway.... where was I?   Oh yes, you're waiting for #3 of 50 Schades.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #76 on: July 26, 2013, 11:04:31 PM »
YES, we are!!  :stoner:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #77 on: July 26, 2013, 11:06:36 PM »
or maybe I'll just have to "bogart" the next 47 Schades.....   O-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #78 on: July 26, 2013, 11:08:58 PM »
This thread is missing something...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #79 on: July 26, 2013, 11:18:07 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 26, 2013, 11:08:58 PM
This thread is missing something...
cowbell?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #80 on: July 26, 2013, 11:29:44 PM »
I was hoping this thread was moved to the short bus a lot sooner than this.... I feel so out in the open, so vulnerable, so exposed. 
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #81 on: July 26, 2013, 11:38:48 PM »
You're out of practice. 

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #82 on: July 26, 2013, 11:55:03 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on July 26, 2013, 11:38:48 PM
You're out of practice. 


This was a test to see if I was going to push that envelope and I didn't and now we have another spammy thread in the lounge.  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #83 on: July 27, 2013, 01:07:33 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 11:55:03 PM
This was a test to see if I was going to push that envelope and I didn't and now we have another spammy thread in the lounge.  :-)

Quit saying Spam.......I'm getting hungry.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #84 on: July 27, 2013, 04:25:03 AM »
Well, it doesn't look like I missed anything by going to sleep last night.  :yawn:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #85 on: July 27, 2013, 08:03:48 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 08:43:23 PM
Nom nom nom!!!!!  :-*

Oui, oui, oui! (Or wee, wee, wee!!!!!!!)  :lol: :-*
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #86 on: July 27, 2013, 09:18:55 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 27, 2013, 04:25:03 AM
Well, it doesn't look like I missed anything by going to sleep last night.  :yawn:

I know I know, I am sorry to disappoint, I'll do better next time.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #87 on: July 27, 2013, 09:21:48 AM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #88 on: July 27, 2013, 09:23:41 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on July 26, 2013, 06:48:36 PM
Ahhh. Nothing screams sex appeal like that beautiful German language...



Perhaps one should say,

Fich me! Du miserabler horenzohn.

Does that make it more sexy?  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #89 on: July 27, 2013, 09:25:13 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 06:40:59 PM
What a glourious pile of meat!

With or without mayo?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #90 on: July 27, 2013, 10:11:58 AM »
Here ya go!  :lmao:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #91 on: July 27, 2013, 04:11:55 PM »
Maybe Schade's night was one for the record books, but she's just being humble.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #92 on: July 27, 2013, 04:19:05 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 27, 2013, 04:11:55 PM
Maybe Schade's night was one for the record books, but she's just being humble.

It would be a first, if this were true. :devious:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #93 on: July 27, 2013, 06:34:25 PM »
The ever humble and obsequious Schade has returned.  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #94 on: July 27, 2013, 10:59:41 PM »
Just my luck.  I got home from work 45 minutes ago and have to be up in 4 1/5 hours for work, so I'm going to miss tonight, too.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #95 on: July 27, 2013, 11:06:35 PM »
Sigh, everyone head to bed?  The wines not even finished!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #96 on: July 27, 2013, 11:46:24 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 27, 2013, 10:59:41 PM
Just my luck.  I got home from work 45 minutes ago and have to be up in 4 1/5 hours for work, so I'm going to miss tonight, too.

Quote from: Gratiot on July 27, 2013, 11:06:35 PM
Sigh, everyone head to bed?  The wines not even finished!

Blast it! My timing is terrible it seems.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #97 on: July 27, 2013, 11:53:20 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 27, 2013, 11:46:24 PM
Blast it! My timing is terrible it seems.

Well, I did make it out to KC after having gotten up at 0100, but there was no nipple licking.

I promise.

And tomorrow morning, it's up at 0300 for an 0525 flight back home. Except I have to deal with a blown hub bearing.

Now, put THAT one in your box of wine.....  :evillaugh:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #98 on: July 28, 2013, 12:02:28 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 27, 2013, 11:53:20 PM
Well, I did make it out to KC after having gotten up at 0100, but there was no nipple licking.

I promise.

And tomorrow morning, it's up at 0300 for an 0525 flight back home. Except I have to deal with a blown hub bearing.

Now, put THAT one in your box of wine.....  :evillaugh:

You exhaust me! Get some sleep, you will need some energy to go toe to toe with me!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #99 on: July 28, 2013, 12:04:25 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 28, 2013, 12:02:28 AM
You exhaust me! Get some sleep, you will need some energy to go toe to toe with me!

My toes tend to curl when I sleep, then the charley horses begin their stampede.

It gets ugly.
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