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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #125 on: July 30, 2013, 08:13:44 PM »
Was that the sound of the gauntlet being thrown down?????
Well done my online buddy !
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #126 on: July 30, 2013, 08:22:13 PM »
No way can this thread limp into a 10th page.

Not without nipples being licked. Damn it! Get licking people!!!!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #127 on: July 30, 2013, 08:25:30 PM »
Not without nipples being licked. Damn it! Get licking people!!!!
So close, so close. The limp is more pronounced.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #128 on: July 30, 2013, 08:27:31 PM »
So close, so close. The limp is more pronounced.

I refuse to give up. CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS DAN-GA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #129 on: July 30, 2013, 08:28:29 PM »
I refuse to give up. CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS DAN-GA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a Winston Churchill quote ? No, the second part ?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #130 on: July 30, 2013, 08:43:24 PM »
Well done my online buddy !

BOOM!   :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #131 on: July 30, 2013, 08:48:03 PM »
I see that y'all are trying to keep getting some mileage out of this thread. Yes, Schadie & BEG have been conspicuously absent. Hmmm, wonder what they're up to?  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #132 on: July 30, 2013, 08:49:36 PM »
I see that y'all are trying to keep getting some mileage out of this thread. Yes, Schadie & BEG have been conspicuously absent. Hmmm, wonder what they're up to?  :naughty:

It better be nipple licking, or there'll be Hell to pay...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #133 on: July 30, 2013, 08:50:19 PM »
I see that y'all are trying to keep getting some mileage out of this thread. Yes, Schadie & BEG have been conspicuously absent. Hmmm, wonder what they're up to?  :naughty:
The wheels are coming off this bring out your dead wagon. It won't be much longer.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #134 on: July 30, 2013, 08:50:40 PM »
I see that y'all are trying to keep getting some mileage out of this thread. Yes, Schadie & BEG have been conspicuously absent. Hmmm, wonder what they're up to?  :naughty:

Probably more than we are.  
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #135 on: July 30, 2013, 08:52:28 PM »
I got my girlfriend a pair of panties that say "This is why I get what I want." across the ass.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #136 on: July 30, 2013, 08:54:53 PM »
I got my girlfriend a pair of panties that say "This is why I get what I want." across the ass.

Dude!  You made it to the 10th page!  Rockstar!!!!!!!!!  HI5!   :rocker2:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #137 on: July 30, 2013, 08:55:16 PM »
I got my girlfriend a pair of panties that say "This is why I get what I want." across the ass.
Rats ! It made it 10 pages.

Double rats !!
Iassa beat my post by 1 second...grrrr!!!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #138 on: July 30, 2013, 08:58:08 PM »
Rats ! It made it 10 pages.

Double rats !!
Iassa beat my post by 1 second...grrrr!!!


Thank you. Thank you.

Now.... weiner pics...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #139 on: July 30, 2013, 09:02:46 PM »

Thank you. Thank you.

Now.... weiner pics...
Now that's some heavy lifting. You might have bitten off more than you can chew. That rocket will never liftoff never mind making it to the rarified air of 10 pages !
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #140 on: July 30, 2013, 09:10:30 PM »
If BEG comes back, she can post a picture of me in my MILF panties.  :panic:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #141 on: July 30, 2013, 09:14:59 PM »
If BEG comes back, she can post a picture of me in my MILF panties.  :panic:

I'm here and up all night now.  :naughty:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #142 on: July 30, 2013, 09:17:00 PM »
I'm here and up all night now.  :naughty:

You post your panties first.  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #143 on: July 30, 2013, 09:17:09 PM »
If BEG comes back, she can post a picture of me in my MILF panties.  :panic:
Hmmm, not so long ago 10 pages looked improbable. Now 20 might be the number.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #144 on: July 30, 2013, 09:22:09 PM »

Thank you. Thank you.

Now.... weiner pics...

Pass.  TYVM!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #145 on: July 30, 2013, 09:23:24 PM »
You post your panties first.  :naughty:

A long time ago my wife took a pick of me mooning her.  That photo is somewhere.

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #146 on: July 30, 2013, 09:25:53 PM »
A long time ago my wife took a pick of me mooning her.  That photo is somewhere.

Phew!  Bedtime for Tots!   :wink:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #147 on: July 30, 2013, 09:29:51 PM »
Phew!  Bedtime for Tots!   :wink:
Because of you, and others to be named later, this has been my best and most enjoyable day on CC so far !
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #148 on: July 30, 2013, 09:35:38 PM »
Milf panties?

Nipple licking?

I call  :bs: because this entire damned thread ain't made it over to the  :shortbus: yet.
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