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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #100 on: July 28, 2013, 12:55:44 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 28, 2013, 12:04:25 AM
My toes tend to curl when I sleep, then the charley horses begin their stampede.

It gets ugly.
Have you tried the bar of soap under the sheets down by you legs trick ?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #101 on: July 28, 2013, 06:11:44 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 28, 2013, 12:55:44 AM
Have you tried the bar of soap under the sheets down by you legs trick ?

Nope - first I've heard of that one. What's the soap supposed to do? Serve as a saddle for my charley horse?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #102 on: July 28, 2013, 09:36:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 28, 2013, 06:11:44 PM
Nope - first I've heard of that one. What's the soap supposed to do? Serve as a saddle for my charley horse?

Some old wives tale. My wife has the same condition, and uses the technique and claims it works. I know it's anecdotal, but it couldn't hurt, and might at the very least have some placebo effect.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #103 on: July 28, 2013, 09:56:32 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 28, 2013, 09:36:43 PM
Some old wives tale. My wife has the same condition, and uses the technique and claims it works. I know it's anecdotal, but it couldn't hurt, and might at the very least have some placebo effect.

I will keep that in mind, but as you know, about 99.9% of the stuff uttered in a Schade thread is complete or semi-complete  :bs:

I sometimes have a real problem with charley horses, but it's relatively rare. It ain't Schade's fault, though. That much is the truth.  :tongue:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #104 on: July 28, 2013, 10:01:39 PM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #105 on: July 28, 2013, 10:10:37 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 28, 2013, 09:56:32 PM
I sometimes have a real problem with charley horses,

The past 3 nights I ended up hopping around the house with charley horses.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #106 on: July 29, 2013, 02:58:46 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on July 28, 2013, 10:10:37 PM
The past 3 nights I ended up hopping around the house with charley horses.

Ouch.

I get them once in a while. It's never fun. Hopefully you get a break from them soon.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #107 on: July 29, 2013, 07:12:02 AM »
<<<<Whew!>>>> Not a problem last night!!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #108 on: July 29, 2013, 09:47:47 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on July 29, 2013, 07:12:02 AM
<<<<Whew!>>>> Not a problem last night!!

Your charley horses wound up in my basement sewer line, which did a marvelous job of clogging it up. Five hours of work later, I'm ready for a shower. Plumber bill shouldn't be too bad - $120 or so.  :argh:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #109 on: July 29, 2013, 12:51:25 PM »

My dad took quinine for night leg cramps. Don't know how safe that is though.  I get them occasionally, but I use a heating pad for them, which makes the muscles relax.



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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #110 on: July 29, 2013, 03:37:45 PM »
This is what I do for leg and foot cramps:  Those hurdle stretches.  Sit on the floor and stretch the affected leg out.  Hold the ball of the foot in your hand and pull your foot back.  Works like a charm for me.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #111 on: July 29, 2013, 04:27:51 PM »
Only you guys could take a thread with "Shade, BEG, sleepover, way with" and turn it into a Geritol ad.


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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #112 on: July 29, 2013, 06:03:41 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 29, 2013, 09:47:47 AM
Your charley horses wound up in my basement sewer line, which did a marvelous job of clogging it up. Five hours of work later, I'm ready for a shower. Plumber bill shouldn't be too bad - $120 or so.  :argh:

Flushing tampons can expensive. :-)

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Sewage problems are always a pain and usually expensive. About 7 years ago, my septic field failed. I had to put in a new system for ~$11K.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #113 on: July 29, 2013, 07:16:46 PM »
This thread ended up pretty crap.   ::)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #114 on: July 29, 2013, 07:19:00 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 29, 2013, 07:16:46 PM
This thread ended up pretty crap.   ::)

I blame Schade and BEg for abandoning this poor thread.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #115 on: July 29, 2013, 07:25:57 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 29, 2013, 07:16:46 PM
This thread ended up pretty crap.   ::)
Let's call in a code blue on it ! Maybe it can be resurrected. We'll rename it "FrankenSchade", but pronounce it like Gene Wilder does !
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #116 on: July 30, 2013, 12:31:56 AM »
BEG was playing hard to get and blowing off Schade. so disappointing.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #117 on: July 30, 2013, 12:44:52 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on July 30, 2013, 12:31:56 AM
BEG was playing hard to get and blowing off Schade. so disappointing.  :fuelfire:

Maybe not. Neither one has been back here or on Facebook lately.  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #118 on: July 30, 2013, 12:57:37 AM »
I haven't seen BEG on FB lately either. Intriguing.  :drool:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #119 on: July 30, 2013, 02:01:45 AM »
I bet it involves them, Baby oil and Twister.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #120 on: July 30, 2013, 02:16:23 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on July 29, 2013, 04:27:51 PM
Only you guys could take a thread with "Shade, BEG, sleepover, way with" and turn it into a Geritol ad.


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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #121 on: July 30, 2013, 06:59:44 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on July 30, 2013, 02:01:45 AM
I bet it involves them, Baby oil and Twister.

Oh my...I'm going to sleep well tonight. :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #122 on: July 30, 2013, 07:50:29 PM »
No way can this thread limp into a 10th page.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #123 on: July 30, 2013, 08:12:40 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 30, 2013, 07:50:29 PM
No way can this thread limp into a 10th page.

Was that the sound of the gauntlet being thrown down?????
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #124 on: July 30, 2013, 08:12:59 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 30, 2013, 08:12:40 PM
Was that the sound of the gauntlet being thrown down?????
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