I Hate These Idiots
I had to do the meet and greet and give the official approved Corporate spiel to the new soon to be ex employees the temp agency sent over today.
This is the best and brightest?
I mean seriously, could ONE of these X Box playing pot smoking cretins have thought to run a comb through their hair before they showed up for a meeting with the guy signing their checks? Looks like none of them retained anything their parents taught them about personal hygiene. Gotta remember to have the carpets and chairs steam cleaned before the next meeting with my department heads.
I told them about how we're converting our fleet of company cars to natural gas, how I plan to have the HQ converted to wind and solar in the next couple years. We're not really going to do that you see, but it's what I said we were gonna do so I could get that big green energy loan from the EPA to expand our production facility. I figure once it's built we'll just toss some cheap Chinese made solar panels on the roof and call it a day.
Then I made a point to talk extensively to them about the joys of public transportation. I figured I'd better do that given the fact that by the looks of it, NONE of them own a car and I doubt mommy or daddy wants to drive their adult child to and from work every day, even if it does get them of the couch in the basement for a few hours.
Also mentioned taking the train. It doesn't drop off in front of the building like the bus does but it's faster, just gotta dodge a few bullets from the local gang bangers when you walk from the platform to work.
I also gave them a great way to make extra money outside their normal 40 hour work week by coming to my lake estate and serving as car valets and waiters for the get togethers I hold every saturday evening.
I encouraged them to treat this job seriously because the alternative is working part time for the city picking up trash off the city streets in your neighborhood.
There was one idiot in the back today, he's already on my sh*t list. Did nothing but play on his iPhone the whole time I spoke texting or posting to FaceBook or something. I'm guessing he'll be the first one to f*ck something up or misinterpret what I said today.
He'll be the first to go, and I'm gonna be the one to personally fire his @ss.
Maybe it's time I take that buyout offer from the Chinese conglomerate and retire to the Caymans.
