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Offline wasp69

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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2013, 03:47:23 PM »
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I was never in the military. What did I miss?

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Other than waking up at 5 am and marching up and down the square?

Serving something other than your own selfish whims, cretin.
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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2013, 04:10:05 PM »
Quote from: wasp69 on July 25, 2013, 03:47:23 PM
Serving something other than your own selfish whims, cretin.

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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2013, 05:38:53 PM »
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My grandpa was so good at this they made him a major. He'd joined the Army Air Force because he was a romantic who loved airplanes, not because he could intimidate small town cops and judges with his Hollywood suave. When the war ended the Army Air Force didn't need or want fixers like him so he became an engineer and worked on the Apollo Project. Sometime during the war, hanging out with misfits and axis defectors, he'd gained a knack for making things out of titanium. Engineering was his true calling, no matter where the military had placed him.

Yea right, Titanium was soooo plentiful during the 40's and 50's  ::) Not to mention the equipment to work with Titanium.  Bouncy of the lowest order.
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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2013, 09:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Skul on July 25, 2013, 06:50:33 AM
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The ignorance of the author of that lie is belied by not knowing that in the Navy and Coast Guard (idk about Merchant Marine) a Captain is an O-6. Only in the AF, Army and Marines is a Captain an O-3.
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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2013, 09:40:39 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on July 25, 2013, 05:38:53 PM
Yea right, Titanium was soooo plentiful during the 40's and 50's  ::) Not to mention the equipment to work with Titanium.  Bouncy of the lowest order.
This is the DUmmy who was offered, but refused, a U. S. Navy captain's commission upon his graduation from college.

He would likely have been the only 21-year-old captain in the history of the Navy.

Why would you not believe a man with that kind of credentials?
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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2013, 09:44:28 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 25, 2013, 09:40:39 PM
This is the DUmmy who was offered, but refused, a U. S. Navy captain's commission upon his graduation from college.

He would likely have been the only 21-year-old captain in the history of the Navy.

Why would you not believe a man with that kind of credentials?

They made the offer because he was the only DUmmy who ever beat the Kobiyashi Maru scenario.  :rotf:
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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2013, 09:45:47 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on July 25, 2013, 09:44:28 PM
They made the offer because he was the only DUmmy who ever beat the Kobiyashi Maru scenario.  :rotf:
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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2013, 11:02:23 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on July 25, 2013, 09:45:47 PM
He backed up a tractor trailer into the Neutral Zone.

Was that before, or after he made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? :lmao:
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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2013, 11:29:23 PM »
The only thing Tav missed out on assuming he made it out of basic was being tossed out of a C-130 without a parachute for being the dirty little weasle**** he is.
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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2013, 08:18:48 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on July 25, 2013, 11:02:23 PM
Was that before, or after he made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? :lmao:

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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2013, 10:56:14 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on July 26, 2013, 08:18:48 AM
^5 for working in both a Star Trek and Star Wars quote. 

You would have received bonus 5's for a Quark reference.
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I wanted to include some appropriate Cannonball Run or Smokey & the Bandit quotes, but I kept running into this:

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Re: Tav was never in the military
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2013, 05:37:03 PM »
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I was never in the military.

Proof positive that God exists!   :lol:
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